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I want to ask Mr Tian Lihe the name of a stand-up comedy.

Instructing performer: Persuading performer: Arithmetic performer: Hairdressing performer: Ren's friend performer: Kitchen helper performer: Tian Lihe, Liu Xueren's deception performer: tian li and Liu Xueren's trainee performer: tian li and. Liu Jialun Performer: Buy Bridge Performer: Eat Sesame Cake Performer: Hundred Family Names Performer: Chess Performer: Superstition Performer: Bargain Shop Performer: Tian Lihe Tongue Twister Performer: tian li He, Wang Wenyu, tian li He and Zhao Jinsheng.

Dialect-learning performers: Tian Lihe and Wang Wenyu, bodyguard performers: Tian Lihe and Wang Wenyu, cornucopia performers: Tian Lihe and Wang Wenyu, first performer: Tian Lihe and Wang Wenyu, five-selling performers: Tian Lihe and Wang Wenyu, Wotou theory performers: Tian Lihe and Wang Wenyu, and one-liners: Tian Lihe. Tong Shouben's "Taking Medicine by Throwing Donkeys" Performer: The Art of Crying Performer: Liu's "Gong Duxun's Daughter" Performer: Holding a Wife and Children Performer: Tian Lihe and Wang Wenyu's Disciples: Geng Boyang and Zhao Guangshan.

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Work as a teacher in a film crew

In the tribute film Tiananmen Square, Mr. Tian Lihe played the role of an old master who tied lanterns in the palace. In the film, he kowtowed as soon as he went to Tiananmen because he didn't understand current events; After helping to tie the lantern, the PLA soldiers saluted him, but he "saluted the red lantern". At the end of the film, among the people celebrating in Tiananmen Square, Old Master Q tidied up and paid a very nonstandard tribute to Chairman Mao on the rostrum. The audience immediately smiled sincerely and shed tears at the same time. I took a group photo with my husband.

Speaking of movies, Tian Lao gushed: "1949 On the founding ceremony, red lanterns will be hung at Tiananmen Gate. Most people can't come to this job, so I found' me'. I played a court lamplighter in the film. After the demise of the Qing Dynasty, I lived among the people. " Speaking of this opportunity, Tian Lao said: "This is my little granddaughter who played an extra actor in the movie" Don't be a cadre "and met an assistant director. Later, the film "Tiananmen" crew hired someone and somehow found me. I tried a small role first. After the fitting, Ye Dao said, I'll give you a bigger one. Later I played this role. " Although he is just an ordinary actor, Tian Lao can come up with many good ideas in shooting. "There is a scene in the film where the old man promised to tie the lights, and the People's Liberation Army invited him to eat, and now it is fried. The director asked me,' tian teacher, do you think there was this kind of river shrimp in Beijing at that time?' I said,' Yes, there must be. Before the founding of New China, there was a famous restaurant called Shrimp Restaurant in the suburbs of Beijing. "There are many small details like this." There are snacks of' Yueshengzhai' in the script. I said,' Wrong! Yueshengzhai sells sauce beef, and now there is another one at the front door. Zhengmingzhai sells' big eight pieces'! In the script, the old man called the PLA "the master of soldiers", which is also wrong. Before the founding of New China, there were only people called "General" or "Boss". In addition, there is a kind of "two-faced person", which was called "mixed face" or "heterozygous sub-face" before the founding of New China. Mixed noodles are miscellaneous grains noodles, two in one, there is no such thing! So, I corrected them one by one. "In the film, Tian Lao is very serious about a little detail and strives for accuracy." When the old lamplighter appeared, he made a living by selling slugs. How do you shout when selling fruit? This is a problem, so I consulted a' shouting king' in Beijing and asked him how to shout. Do you have a tune? In addition, the props of the fruit are not easy to sell, so the crew gave one basket and two baskets. There is no such load! The burden of selling Guo Guo should be like this: a pole with a tripod and a cage for Guo Guo hanging on it. I wouldn't pick the burden, so I told the director that I would carry it, and then I made props according to my requirements. "

Help the director revise the script.

In addition, Tian Lao also helped the director in the script. Perhaps because the script writer of Tiananmen Square is a southerner, the lines of the old lamplighter in the play are all southern dialects. In this regard, Tian Lao raised an objection: "The ancestors of the lantern makers moved from the south to the north and settled for several generations. It should be said that it is Beijing dialect. I changed the script and adjusted what I couldn't do. Later, Ye Dao said that the lines should be based on mine. " Acting in a movie is a challenge and test for me, because it goes beyond my own artistic category. After all, I'm an amateur in the movie and I'm not used to it. After filming, I don't know where the camera is and how to get there. The most troublesome thing is that sometimes the lines are almost memorized and have to be changed before the performance. For an old man like me, this test is great. There is such a scene in the film. After the lantern was finished, the old lamplighter knelt on the ground and had a long monologue: "After studying for half a lifetime, I happened to meet a disappointing year and lost my craft." When the lantern is alive, I can spell this face for my ancestors ... ""The first night, I recited this line and showed it to my wife, which moved her to tears. I said ok, the play is ok. But it was later changed, not lines, but silent tears. " There are also times when filming is very hard. "There was a scene taken in the bathhouse. I entered the shed at 7 o'clock in the morning and ended at noon. Because the bathhouse is temporary, the design is unreasonable. I shot a scene and I almost collapsed. "

My wife is my wife.

Anyone familiar with Tian Lao knows that his wife Zhang Wenxia is also a crosstalk performer. "My wife helped me a lot. She not only takes care of me in life, but also helps me in art. I get up every morning and talk through my mouth. My wife and I work twice a week. I have to practice my bass, expression, rhythm and cross talk, otherwise my performance on the stage will not be strict. " In the usual practice, my wife is a rare good partner. At the time of the official performance, the wife is also responsible for "setting the stage" for herself. "The Degang Guo performance in the gym, he a person to perform a few jobs, three is him, save the bottom is him. I came in second, just in time for Degang Guo. My wife gave me a venue to see the atmosphere at the front desk, what the actors did and the mood of the audience. It was very hot in Degang Guo at that time, so it was not easy to find his venue. As a result, I didn't achieve the effect I wanted on the first day. I feel very uncomfortable. Isn't this a waste of performance? You exchange other people's money for your performance, so do you feel at ease? Did you sleep well? My wife told me,' The audience at every meeting is very chaotic. The venue for more than 4000 people is too big and the audience is too mixed. If you want to tell a good joke, you must keep it in your mind. "How to lay this' cushion outline'? So the two of us studied together and ran again when we were done. As a result, the performance the next day was very effective. The joke is "Family Disputes" that I cooperated with Wang Wenyu, and our bedding is well connected with the back. " Tian Lihe praised his wife as a very qualified grandmother. Tian Lao's little granddaughter participated in the performance at the age of 6 and won the gold medal in Tianjin Children's Quyi Competition. "This is inseparable from the guidance of my wife. Acting is not the same as acting in a film and television drama. This is a thing of the past. You won't say that you didn't perform well this time, but come again next time. Every time the little granddaughter takes part in the performance, grandma has to rehearse and give on-site guidance. My little granddaughter has performed in Shandong, Beijing, Xiamen and other places. She is also a live conductor. She knows this and the children are well taken care of. " After Tian Lihe retired, Mr. and Mrs. Tian Lihe lived with their children for three generations, and their families were very happy. Speaking of my present life, Tian Lao said: "I am not idle. I will recall some things about Quyi and make some records. I have also been creating some new cross talk jokes. Listen to the news, read newspapers and watch some good TV dramas every day, such as Golden Wedding, Sino-Japanese War, Warm Spring and so on. The actors performed well and the script was good. Sometimes I write calligraphy, and then I cook. " Cooking is a great hobby of teacher Tian Lihe. He is good at cooking dishes with general characteristics. "In the words of one of my relatives, the dishes I cook are all court-level. In addition, I am also very good at making bacon, and I will also send sea cucumbers and fish bellies. I can do these well. " The old man is very proud when it comes to cooking.

Leave more cross talk material.

Mr. Tian's father is a famous Chinese medicine practitioner in Tianjin, but no son has inherited his father's business. "The doctor faces a sad face every day. It's good to say cross talk. All faces are smiling faces. Therefore, Tian Lihe accepted Zhang Shouchen as a teacher and taught crosstalk.

learn from others'experience

Referring to this learning experience, Tian Lao recalled: "Master taught in an open way. He asked me to listen to the jokes of Tianjin crosstalk and Beijing's post-crosstalk team. When I arrived in the garden, the master said to others,' This is my apprentice, and I have come to listen to the works.' Bring your own dry food, and after listening to matinee and evening performances, you will listen for nothing, and you don't have to spend money. My teacher always wanted to be a believer, but at that time I was the only one who had the conditions, because my family didn't point at me to eat, but they could also take care of my food. I went to listen to the work, and the old gentleman pointed out the direction. Bad chess has good tricks. Let me not comment more, listen more, and comment after I have artistic discrimination. Now it seems that it is actually eclectic and eclectic. After listening to these two years, I know the ins and outs of the basic jokes. The old gentleman's teaching is really selfless. Every time he tells a joke, he tells me a story, which actor speaks well and whose art he absorbs. To tell the truth, the old man told me,' This tongue twister belongs to Master Wan, but fortunately I can reach 70% of his.' The teacher left too many things for future generations, and some of them could not be performed. For example, some of them are put on me, and the skills are not good, the theater is not good, and it can't be performed. "When I mentioned that experience, Tian Lao felt a lot." I graduated from primary school with no education. I was ignorant at that time. A lot of things were not recorded, and I missed them. Now I understand that those are rare materials. In cross talk, some materials have been lost and some have been missing. What is missing? If many old people sit together and talk about it, they may recall it and record it well. This is also historical data. Now everyone is talking about protecting intangible cultural heritage. I think this needs to be well implemented. After all, there are not many old people who know now. "The year before last, Tianjin People's Broadcasting Station recorded a crosstalk column" Tian Lihe Kan Crosstalk ",which mainly introduced crosstalk knowledge, told anecdotes of famous artists, explained industry terms, and analyzed and commented on famous crosstalk jokes, which was very useful and valuable information for understanding crosstalk art, especially traditional crosstalk. "365 days a year, 365 days a week, I completed all the manuscripts of this program in half a year." Tian Lao said. The work is very hard, and Tian Lao's First-hand Cocoon was written at that time.

condition

At present, Tian Lao is sorting out some cross talk jokes. "Some old jokes, if there are new opportunities, let them be reborn. For example, Wu Xun Tu is an old joke, but I changed it. These two days have just been finalized, finalized. I rehearsed with my students, and there was basically no problem. I want to find a small teahouse to perform in a few days and see how it works. "

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May 22, 2005, April 15, Lunar New Year, evening: A wonderful cross talk performance was held in Tianjin and Beijing? Tian Lihe, April 9, March 2006 12, Lunar New Year, evening: Beijing Chongwen District Crosstalk Conference was established? On June 25th, 2006, on the evening of March 30th of the lunar calendar, a cross talk party was held to commemorate the 60th anniversary of Yin Shoushan's birth/kloc-0 and Yin's artistic career? 2 1, July 29th, 2006, the third performance of the 70th anniversary celebration of China Grand Theatre? June 1 65438+1October1,September 2006 1 1 Lunar New Year: The Fourth Special Session of the 10th Anniversary of Deyun Society? Degang Guo, Yu Qian, Jing Li and Gao Feng all took Jin Wensheng as their teacher. February 20, 2007, the third day of the first lunar month: Deyun Society performed in Tianjin in the Spring Festival of 2007? June 2007 10, April 25, the year of the lunar calendar: is the palace closed as a disciple? August, 2007 18, the sixth day of July in Dinghai year of the lunar calendar: Yu Hao ceremony? On September 6th, 2007, at noon on July 25th, the year of Dinghai in the lunar calendar, the 80th birthday banquet and the ceremony of Zhang Deqi's acceptance, business, care and being a disciple were held? 65438+Feb. 2, 20071Oct. 23, 2007 19: 30: The first scene of "Fifty Years of Wandering in the Art Sea-Classic Crosstalk Month of Ma Zhiming's 50th Anniversary as an Artist"? 65438+February 9th, 2007, Dinghai Year of the Lunar New Year1October 30th, 19: 30: The Second Scene of "Fifty Years of Wandering in the Art Sea-Classic Crosstalk Month of Ma Zhiming's 50th Anniversary as an Artist"? 65438+February, 2007 16, the seventh day of November in the year of Dinghai in the lunar calendar, 19: 30: "Wandering the Sea of Art in Fifty Years-The Classic Crosstalk Month of Ma Zhiming's 50th Anniversary as an Artist"? 65438+February 23rd, 2007,1month14th, Lunar New Year, 19: 30: "Wandering in the Art Sea in Fifty Years —— Classic Crosstalk Month of Ma Zhiming's 50th Anniversary as an Artist". 65438+February 30th, 2007, Lunar Calendar1February 2nd1Sunday, 19: 30: "Fifty Years of Art Enjoyment —— The 50th Anniversary of Ma Zhiming Becoming an Artist"? June 25th, 2008+October 25th, 20081Lunar New Year1February18th: Zhao Jinsheng Thirty Years Crosstalk Special Evening? On March 29th, 2008, at 5: 00 on February 22nd of the lunar calendar/kloc-0, the opening ceremony of the network crosstalk channel of Northern Network was held.

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