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1. Similarity between Handan Dialect and English Dialect

As a professional translator and language lover, I not only like learning languages from all over the world, but also have a strong interest in various dialects in China. First of all, pay attention to our local dialect in Handan. I noticed an interesting phenomenon: Handan dialect is very similar to English dialect. For example, Handan dialect generally pronounces "A" as "O" in standard Mandarin, and "going home" as "returning to communication". "Wanda" has become "under the tile"; "Fool" becomes "burn"; The "door" is "inverted"; The "dock" has become a "cat path"; "What happened" became "a long time ago",,, too numerous to mention! Moreover, among the British people I have contacted, there are also people who speak local English dialects. They read brother as Brooze, Mumm as Brooze, and so on, and also read Ah as Ao. Is this just a coincidence?

2. Handan dialect has changed the word "zi" into "de" in Mandarin.

If you pay a little attention, you will hear the villagers near Handan change the word "zi" into "de" in Mandarin, such as:

Table-table;

Child-child;

House-house;

Old woman-wife's;

Car-car;

Bench;

Fooled

Pockmarked hat;

Fat man-fat;

,,,,,,,,,,,

3. The linking of Handan dialect

When learning English at school, teachers teach students to read there is, it is, and so on. These two words should be read together, and the following "R" and "IS" should be read as "RIS"; "t" and "is" after it constitute "tis"

Handan dialect goes further. For example, people in Handan often say, "Ah, you are back!" ",was said to be" you are so bad! The "L" between "-hui" and "Lai" was omitted and became huai.

4. How to pronounce Handan Dialect 2 (coincident with Guangzhou Dialect)

Friends who have studied Cantonese must be deeply impressed by the pronunciation of "5" there: just hum it with your nose. The word "2" in Handan dialect only presses on the palate to vent (a bit like "day", but the tip of the word "day" presses on the palate, and the word "2" in Handan dialect means that the whole tongue presses on the palate.

5. Dialects in Handan city and surrounding villages.

You may have noticed that the Handan dialect spoken by comrades working in urban units is quite different from that spoken by farmers in suburbs and counties-the former is easier to understand and the latter is more difficult to understand. For example, "What are you doing?" Use mandarin. The former will say, "Is it stupid?" The latter will say, "Is Ni Jieer happy?"

6. How to express the progressive state of Handan dialect?

In Mandarin, you say "just hit,,,," and then do,, "and then go,,," while in Handan dialect, the word "zhe" in this case is called "de".

7. When did Handan dialect become extinct?

According to the current speed, around 1990, there was almost no Handan dialect in the urban area; Around 2 150, people in all nearby counties speak Mandarin. At present, it is more common that grandparents only speak Handan dialect, and parents also speak Mandarin in Handan. Children only speak Mandarin at school (but can understand Handan dialect), but in their children's generation, they only speak Mandarin and understand Mandarin. This trend is accelerating. I once talked to Italians about their dialect, and the situation was exactly the same as ours (they came from Bergamo near Milan, Italy, where the dialect was very strong-when the locals spoke the Italian Bergamo dialect, ordinary Italians could hardly understand it).

8. Unique words in Handan dialect:

Quite a lot. The famous phrase is "rest" (Putonghua: naked)

9. Is there a rule to follow in phonetic learning of Handan dialect?

Of course there is! Pay attention to the following rules, as long as any foreigner can speak Mandarin, he can pronounce the approximate tone of Handan dialect accordingly:

(Front) Telephone Characters-(Back) Handan Pronunciation Tone

I-nest; You-you; Good-Artemisia; Go- Zou; Cough at sea; Seconds-meow (three sounds correspond to one sound).

Wax pulling; Ditch-enough; Silk-four; Living surplus; Mom-scold; Call-mutual (one sound corresponds to four sounds).

Come-come; Who-sleeping; Children-injury; Cattle-depression; Fish-encounter; Person-recognition (two sounds correspond to four sounds).

go-take; Injury-the sea; Slaughtering; Urinating bird; Dust removal of eggs; Reward (four sounds correspond to three sounds).

Of course there are exceptions. But basically, if a Mandarin speaker re-tunes a sentence according to the above rules and then pronounces it, it is basically the approximate pronunciation of Handan people.

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2 Handan dialect

10. What are the common problems in learning Mandarin in Handan?

That is to say, the tone of their sentences is roughly in line with the pronunciation of Putonghua, but they use many local dialect words that are not found in Putonghua or some words use the phonetic changes or omissions of Handan dialect. Speaking like this often makes listeners feel funny, so it often becomes the object of jokes by some people.

For example, my family eats steamed bread tonight (a Handan person with poor Mandarin will say, "Gillian, today's class in Wa is a hemp head!" " " )

1 1. What do you say in Handan dialect?

Point your tongue at the "that" position and don't move your nose! "Your home" became "N Coke" and "Your mother" became "N brew".

12. How does the noodle chef shout?

In the community where we live, there is often a master selling flour and rice shouting loudly: Here comes the noodle seller! His pronunciation is: Mia is coming! )

Note: "selling" is basically the same as mandarin; In Handan dialect, "mian" is usually pronounced as "mi", and the "n" after it is dropped. The word "de" in Handan dialect is often called "lei". "Lai" and "Lou" are basically the same as Mandarin.

The representative thing above is that Handan dialect generally omits the "n" after an an and an in pinyin.

For example: get out of the way (Handan dialect says "sh ē kai"); Handan county (Handan dialect says "Hadaxia"); Joint name ("two congratulations"); Steamed bread ("curse"); ,,,

(Note: In daming county, east of Handan, the dialect there is close to Mandarin in this respect, and the "n" is generally not lost except for the different tones.

13。 How can a person who doesn't know Handan dialect learn to speak (or understand) Handan dialect?

First of all, we should pay attention to the differences between Handan dialect and Putonghua (for example, refer to some rules listed above, pronunciation and intonation, and special pronunciation forms of vocabulary);

Master a general phonetic variation law:

The correspondence between Putonghua and Handan dialect;

1 sound -4 sound

2 sounds -4 sounds

3 tones-1 tone

Four sounds-three sounds

So as long as you remember the number "44 13", you can basically grasp the general pronunciation law of Handan dialect (of course, there will be many exceptions, which is inevitable! )

Ok, let's start working miracles and translate a sentence from Mandarin into Handan dialect:

"If you want a meal, go to the Food Forest Catering Information Network!"

(The phonetic symbols of the above words are adjusted to: 23334 1, 4434322 134 13! )

According to the rule of "44 13", the phonetic symbol is adjusted to: 411314441! ); For convenience, find some Chinese characters corresponding to Putonghua for translation, as follows:

"When you enter the pot, Ni can, and the wine is close, but Yin Xin plays well!" (Note: Pinyin is marked because there are no Chinese characters with corresponding tones in the dictionary. Please read the above words according to the pronunciation of Putonghua. The sound is basically the pronunciation of Handan dialect! )

What's the matter? Isn't it interesting? I believe that friends who know Handan dialect should basically think that this translation is passable-it basically reflects the tone sandhi of Handan dialect!

14。 How can I hear the authentic Handan dialect?

If you come to Handan, it is usually in the suburbs or villages in the city, where people basically speak Handan dialect; In the morning market and farmers' market, vegetable farmers speak Handan dialect. However, it should be noted that the Handan dialect spoken by the younger Handan people among them has been largely assimilated by Mandarin, and it is not so "rustic". In other words, it is no longer pure. There is also a TV station in Handan County, which often shows some reporters interviewing farmers or officials who speak Handan dialect. I'll be all ears and interested then! At the same time, I am worried that this dialect will disappear as soon as dinosaurs. )

If you are out of town, you will soon have a chance to listen to some Handan dialects online (I am thinking of recording some Handan dialect clips and putting them online for everyone to enjoy).

15。 What's the difference between Handan dialect in the whole city and counties?

Very big! There is not much difference between the east, the southeast and the north, which is close to Mandarin, but there is a great difference between Cixian in the south and the western mountainous areas (Wu 'an and Shexian).

Not long ago, I passed a shop in Handan and heard several girls there say that they were from Shexian County. They said, "Go slow!" When they say goodbye to people. Say "numb!" ; It was like talking about McDonald's prison!

I came into contact with Cixian dialect more in the south, because I worked as a translator and a foreigner in the factory there for a month. I feel that the dialect there is very tasty! For example:

Putonghua: part

Cixian dialect: lǐingjián (Note: Pinyin is not clearly marked here, but let's be clear, the two tones of Cixian dialect in Putonghua are four, and the four tones are two!

There is also the Handan dialect near Handan city, which is the so-called Handan dialect mentioned above, that is, the four tones are changed into three tones).

16. The research continues, and I will continue to publish new findings here!

Description: Although this webpage is rough, it is of great significance. Please allow me to paraphrase astronaut Armstrong's first landing on the moon: "This is only a small step for me personally, but it is a great progress for all" Handan "mankind!" Everything in Handan is rapidly disappearing. After several years, where can we find the familiar "Handan"? Seize the time to protect "Handan" (including its cultural relics, customs and dialects), and suggest that the Handan Municipal Government set up a "Handan Culture Collection Museum" to collect the unique Handan things that are disappearing in Handan. For example, record the dialects of various districts and counties in Handan, collect them and burn them into CDs (the Finnish government has called on the Finnish people to make full use of the Internet to preserve and spread all Finnish folk customs), so that human beings can hear and see "ancient" us and "ancient" Handan after thousands of years, instead of just digging up various pollutants such as plastic bags and waste batteries filled with all kinds of garbage.

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1 Shexian dialect vs Putonghua

Smog-filthy poison shows that I'm afraid I can't do it-oh, I'm afraid it will fall soon-my God, (see you every day)

Suitable-eat hard; Comfort-a solid road; Hate-frustration; The day before yesterday-the previous height;

Ancient Ye Er; Potatoes-furry eggs; Second child-two; Like-being seen;

Good-not bad slap-scratch; Bad clothesline rack;

Moon-Grandma Ming; Matches-taken away; Jiaozi-a knot in one's heart (flat food); Crickets-indigenous people;

Pepper is spicy; Light rain-stars; Last night; Ice and snow;

Boiling water-boiling water; At night-next to the black glass ball-fluent eggs; Pit-Yucheng;

Hutong-ancient road; Step-Tiger; A room-a room; Toilet-hair;

Flat exhibition; Snow white cocoon; A dark hole; The valve slides out;

Trouble-or, fool me-me; Evening self-study-night school; Scorching;

Criticism-knocking; Sparrows-bugs; Magpie-numbness; Knee-Bologel

Quilt cover; Mattress-laid; Flashlight-electric batons; Pump-trachea;

Spoon late; Pole-pole; Urine tank-green tank; Chatter endlessly;

Kettle-teapot; Teapot-furnace pot; Apron-waist; Fried dough sticks-sesame sugar;

Squeeze; Bats-tigers at night; Lizards-snakes slip away; Mantis-beheading mantis;

Corn-a stick; In the morning-the day before; Noon-noon; rise above water to breathe

Afternoon-afternoon; Night is dark; Spinach-green vegetables; Sesame oil-grinding oil;

Squat down-every other one; Wandering around-wiping; Conversation-lost; Clean-up;

Criticism-daily cutting; Sloppy Mongolia; Unclean-timid; Confiscation-deduction;

Uneven expansion; Cool-cool and bright; Haircut-pushing the head; Haircut-twist your head;

Nausea-isolation; Reception-support; Garbage residue; Clear- clears the grid;

Anxiety-anxiety; Stubborn-a knot in one's heart; Stupid-not enough; Trouble-silt heart;

Steady-an sheng; Honesty-old-fashioned; Live broadcast-live broadcast time; Neat-wipe together;

Intelligent-fine; Crow-black old woman; Nonsense-family; Kitchen pot corner;

Hard-hard Kaka; Straight-straight and aggressive; Wet-wet; Shout!-Zhan Ji

Light-light; Very-some; Anxiety-withdrawal; Loss of will;

Whatever-just; An irritable answer; Steady-steady; The army is lost;

Old man-old man's coat-jacket; Diapers-shit cloth; Daughter-in-law-show;

Little girl-Guini; Mother-in-law-grandmother's; Wedding ceremony; Likable-approachable;

Jealousy-eye gas; Door-Han people; Take medicine-Harbin medicine; Millet porridge-rice;

Rice-rice; Walk-run to the ground; Treatment-supporting stubble; Inefficient-lax

Go to the market-catch up with the meeting; Copper coins-making money; Uncomfortable-twist; Noisy-noisy;

Need to be beaten-think about it; Take a nap; I hate it-I hate it; Uneasy-flustered

Cotton flowers; Corn porridge-confused; Unfilial-vultures; No, don't take pictures

Noisy-noisy; Play-play; Every day-every day; Naughty-bandit (sound fee);

Small flying insects-ant injury; Chase-drive; Fried cake-big slag; Steamed bread-steamed bread;

Tangle-tangle; Endless-Gege; Abuse-carving it (ba);

Confusion-righteousness; Old check; Often said-wife and nephew (can express emotions);

Swearing words-shoot; Steamed dumplings-instant noodles jiaozi; Brothers-all people;

Compassion-pity; Insect bite; Deliberately looking for trouble to tell stories;

Qu Teng-dislocation; That-one; Folding rice-cooling;

Carry-even number; Stubborn-eye-catching; Chicken-chicken;

Special-extra; Together-Xianggang; Ming-bright light;

Wotou-nested; Deception-fuck; Stupid (mediocre) people-eliminate (Thai) people;

Hey hey; Intentional-single-minded; Useless-orchids;

Poor-poor; In good condition-it is alive; Together-1help;

Care-care; Memory-help; The light bulb burned out-destroyed;

Full-full; Make the bed-pull the kang; Treat-get a venue;

Death-not in Lan; Very good-not good; Get out of here-a side door;

Slow day stickers; Picking vegetables-picking vegetables; Talk big-talk nonsense;

Dreaming-MengMeng; Blink-tight eyes; Neat-a whole;

La-e; Sweater; New trick-going abroad;

Heavy bones; Stealing-fishing; Fear-Shen;

Wriggle-wriggle; Napping-yawning; No-do nothing;

Spoil-every autumn; Spend money-the money on the account; Sleep soundly-prison Baba;

Bitterness-endless suffering; Light-light bar; Not serious-Xi La;

Arrogance-mixed face; Appearance-lost eyes; Complete a job-each part;

Vomiting-naked (Luo); Thin Lingling; Blue-Lan Yingying;

Food corruption-death; Bucket tip; Mi Yi-Yu Lan;

Full-full of drops; Soft-Nong; Overflow soup-leave (stand);

Weighing system (Zhi); This is the case-it can be counted; The rice was burnt by accident.

How much-collect money; Put them together-a pile of bones; Pride and complacency-a linear trend;

Swearing words-prison eyes; Move-say anything

quick-Lisoso; Cabbage is grayish white.

Incompetence-vegetables or eggs; Deception-Fuck people (Fuck losers)

Sisters-sisters; Get up early-get up evenly (quietly);

Full meal-a meal; Foster children-children raised by father-in-law