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What are some "laughable" jokes?
What jokes can bring us most is happiness. For people who have a low sense of humor, jokes are a source of happiness. What jokes have you heard that can make people laugh to death? Let me list some jokes for you that I think are funny: 01. Eating lobster.
One day, my mother took Xiao Ming to a restaurant to eat. They ordered a pot of crayfish. After the boss served the dish, Xiao Ming suddenly burst into tears and said: "The crayfish is dead, what should his family do?" The boss was speechless immediately, and my mother immediately said: "It's okay, the whole family is here." Crayfish will not be alone...? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I stopped laughing, such a cold joke. 02. See a doctor.
One day, Xiaohong felt very uncomfortable in her stomach and intestines. This state had been going on for a while, so she decided to go to the hospital for treatment. After she arrived at the hospital, she sadly said to the doctor: "Doctor, what should I do?" My gastrointestinal condition has been particularly bad lately. I always have diarrhea, and I get diarrhea whenever I eat. ?The doctor looked at Xiaohong and was silent for a while, then said: ?This is actually not a big deal, just eat shit. ?Hahahahahahaha, this answer is really correct. 03. Meteorological Bureau.
Once upon a time there was an elephant who was very angry every day. Every time when he was angry, he would say to himself: Come on! But suddenly one day, he died. Later, after investigation, it was discovered that he worked for the Meteorological Bureau... It was a very outrageous joke, hahahahaha. 04. Cheating.
Xiaoyu is about to take the exam, and her grades are not very good, so she wants to cheat. But this was noticed by the teacher, so the teacher asked her: Whose work do you want to copy? ?Xiaoyu was very honest, she said: ?I want to copy the clam. When the teacher heard this, he said: "Clam's?" You are awesome. ?Hahahahaha. Actually, this is homophonic.
Many jokes are based on homophonic changes, but many are also ordinary jokes. It depends on how funny you are.
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