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Guo Degang does not read poems

Scene 1: The law-abiding people are melancholy in the morning, but the strong beams sing joyfully every night. Riding a mule to benefit oneself at the expense of others, being upright and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, but killing people and setting fires are common. I went to the West to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said - I can't help it. The second difficulty is Dexuan. If you don't have a close friend, you can't talk about it. If you have a close friend, you can talk a few words, but if you don't have a close friend, it will be in vain. 8.22 The first scene of morality, three emperors and five emperors, fame after Xia, Shang and Zhou ; The five heroic hegemons are in trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and rise and fall in an instant! There are several lines of names in the history of Qing Dynasty, and there are countless barren hills in Beimang; the fields of the predecessors are harvested by the later generations, and it is said that there is a fight between dragons and tigers. Scene 2 The most painful thing is late in the day, and the haggard person is miserable. Invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk after three cups. Looking for fragrance and startling dreams at dawn. The hairpin-headed phoenix is ??leaning towards you with tears, but I have no chance to spend the tea flowers. The lonely heart of the small building is as hard as a hook and it is hard to round. 8.23 The first game. Generals are born with courage. The autumn water, wild goose feathers and swords are blowing in the wind. The mountains and rivers are moving, the lightning is flashing, and the flags are high. The sun and moon are high in the sky. How can the ants in the burrows escape? When the imperial edict comes back, I will undress my shirt with my husband. Second The golden mountains have been chasing shadows for thousands of years, and the clouds are flying high and the water flows by itself. Thousands of miles of jade belt floats along the Yangtze River, and a silver moon rolls into a golden ball. It is as far away as three thousand miles from Hubei and as close as sixteen continents south of the Yangtze River. The beautiful scenery cannot be fully understood for a while, but Tianyuan has a heart to say. 8.24 The first scene: Three Moral Sovereigns and Five Emperors, who were famous after Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasty; the Five Heroes were in trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, rising and falling in an instant! There are several lines of names in the history of Qing Dynasty, and there are countless barren hills in Beimang; the fields of the predecessors are harvested by the later generations, and it is said that there is a fight between dragons and tigers. In the second scene, the horse is thin and has long hair and fat hooves. A son who steals his father is not considered a thief. A blind uncle marries a blind grandma. Neither of them has seen each other for more than half of their lives. 8.25 In the first scene, the most painful thing is late in the cold weather, and the haggard person is Unbearable to pity. Invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk after three cups. Looking for fragrance and startling dreams at dawn. The hairpin-headed phoenix is ??leaning towards you with tears, but I have no chance to spend the tea flowers. The lonely heart of the small building is as hard as a hook and it is hard to round. The second difficulty is Dexuan. If you don’t have a close friend, you can’t talk about it. If you have a close friend, you can talk a few words. If you don’t have a close friend, it will be in vain. 8.26 The first scene: A crooked tree must be straight. It is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. Soon the ink will stain the cormorants black. , the whitewashed crows cannot be white, the candied yellow lotus must be bitter in the end, the melons and fruits picked by force cannot be sweet, good deeds must be done by good people, how can any mortal be a god? Scene 2: Not mentioned 8.27 Scene 1: The white dew in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August makes the passersby desolate; the small bridges flow with the fragrance of rice and flowers, and I have thousands of thoughts day and night. There is no peace in my heart, so I read articles early in the morning; after ten years of hard work in the study, I can show my talent and wisdom. In the second scene, storytelling, singing and opera persuade people, and the three continents go to the center. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. The saddest thing is the cold weather in the evening, when the haggard person cannot be pitied. Invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk after three cups. Looking for fragrance and startling dreams at dawn. The hairpin-headed phoenix is ??leaning towards you with tears, but I have no chance to spend the tea flowers. The lonely heart of the small building is as hard as a hook and it is hard to round. The three moral emperors, the Three Yellow Emperors and the Five Emperors, were famous as Marquis of Xia, Shang and Zhou. The Five Hegemons and the Seven Heroes were in trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and their rise and fall happened in an instant. In the Qing Dynasty, there were a few rows of names and countless barren hills in the north. Forefathers sow and later generations reap. It is said that dragons and tigers are fighting each other. 8.28 The first scene: Three Yellow Emperors and Five Emperors with good morals, and were famous as Marquis of Xia, Shang and Zhou. The Five Hegemons and the Seven Heroes were in trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and their rise and fall happened in an instant. In the Qing Dynasty, there were a few rows of names and countless barren hills in the north. Forefathers sow and later generations reap. It is said that dragons and tigers are fighting each other. Scene 2 Is it difficult to be Dexuan? If you don’t have a close friend, you can’t talk about it. If you have a close friend, you can talk a few words, but if you don’t have a close friend, it will be in vain. The white dew in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August makes the people on the road desolate; The fragrance of rice flowers flows on the small bridge, and thousands of thoughts occur day and night. There is no peace in my heart, so I read articles early in the morning; after ten years of hard work in the study, I can show my talent and wisdom. Generals are born to be courageous. The wild goose feather sword in the autumn water is on the waist. The wind blows and the drums and mountains and rivers move. The lightning flags and the sun and the moon are high. There are unicorns in the sky. How can the ants in the cave escape? Peace awaits the day when the imperial edict comes back. I will undress my shirt with my husband.