One joke after another.

Version 1: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, Penguin was particularly bored at home, so he went out to play with polar bears, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the gas at home. It has been 65,438+00 years, but the gas still has to be turned off, so the penguin went home and turned off the gas. After turning off the gas, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." I won't play with you! " "

Version 2: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." Let's go to your house to play ~ "

Version 3: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was particularly bored at home and wanted to find a polar bear to play with. He went out with him, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator at home. It's been 10 years, but the refrigerator is about to close, so the penguin went home and closed the refrigerator. After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set out to look for the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " As a result, the polar bear shouted to the outside without even opening the door this time: "I don't want to play! " "

Version 4: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was particularly bored at home and wanted to find a polar bear to play with. He went out with him, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator at home. It's been 10 years, but the refrigerator is about to close, so the penguin went home and closed the refrigerator. After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set out to look for the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, the polar bear is not here. The neighbor seal told him that the polar bear just came home yesterday and said that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator. Today, he has set off to play with penguins.

Once upon a time, a penguin asked his father, Dad, are penguins afraid of the cold?

Dad said: silly child, no ~

He asked his mother again: Mom, are penguins afraid of the cold?

Mom said: silly child, no ~

It asks its brother: Brother, are penguins afraid of cold?

Brother said: silly child, no ~

Confused, it said, but why do I feel so cold? . .

Penguins play with polar bears. Penguins plucked all the hairs one by one, a gust of wind blew in, and then said to the polar bear, "It's so cold." Hearing this, the polar bear also pulled out all his hair and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold."