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Run jade and brocade find Chapter 18 Zixiao Palace Daily

Outside Miao Qing, a man rode a cloud to protect a low-ranking woman in white, quickly passed through the chaotic Feng Gang floor, escaped numerous soul-locking methods, and entered Tian Tian, Miao Qing. The two men lowered their clouds and went through the nine-story canopy to the outside of Zixiao Palace. When the man saw the peach blossom trees blooming on both sides of the temple gate, his cold eyebrows softened instantly. The two men stood outside the temple for a while. The door of Zixiao Palace slowly opened, and Huang Zhu and Haotian came out, saluted the man respectfully and said, "Your Majesty, second ancestor, please go to the backyard."

"Well," the man walked up the jade steps, and the woman wanted to follow closely, but was stopped by Heaven. "Fairy, please stay and wait patiently."

Frostflower's face froze and she bowed her head and said, "The sage said, Frostflower and so on."

The man with purple robe and black robe flashed a hint in his eyes but didn't say much. He copied his sleeves with both hands and walked into the Zixiao Palace.

In the backyard of Zixiao Palace, Luo Wei leans against Hongjun, holding a smaller magic gun to tease the spirit beast in Sumeru, poking Kirin into the water for a while to watch it splash, pulling out two tail feathers on Hongjun's head for a while, provoking the black dragon to fight with Kunpeng for a while, turning into an avatar when he is dissatisfied, and stabbing twice in the back to escalate the war. .....

The creatures in the land of Sumeru will not die, otherwise it is conceivable that the creatures inside can survive after being teased by the magic ancestors. However, no matter what Luo Wei does, Hongjun's eyes are always spoiled, and the fiery eyes make Luo Wei's auricle red. Well, it's no use looking at me. I want to be my man in the land of Sumeru.' He leaned down and kissed his thin lips to distract Hung-chien. .....

"Hmmm ~" rejoiced at Luo Wei's offer of a kiss, and Hung-chien became addicted. When he remembered, the spirit beast in Sumeru could not be saved, so he gently poked Luo Wei's head. "You ~ they are practicing well in Sumeru, why should they be possessed?"

Reached the expected effect, Luo Wei docile pillow on Hongjun's leg, playing with his long hair, mouth shut, "I don't think so." There are so many wild beasts, but few in the underworld. If I don't take the opportunity to smuggle them over, I won't die.

Hung-chien looked at Luo Wei's twinkling eyes and guessed something in his heart. He casually threw Luo Wei's body into the vast land, and the vast land surged between breaths. All monks feel an invisible resistance hanging over them. From then on, when they advance, when there is thunder and anger accompanied by the devil, the losers in Du Jie will be tempted by the devil and become magical. They will be scared by heaven, and it will be more difficult to practice. ......

I kissed Luo Wei's forehead, and Hung-chien's magnetic voice sounded in my ear. "In the future, all living things in the wild will go through the devil's disaster." You don't have to toss and turn, just stay with me in Zixiao Palace.

Luo Wei was surprised that Hong Jun could do this, but when he saw the purple thunder accompanied by the devil, the beautiful cheng narrowed slightly. "And the purple thunder that you trapped me in the purple palace!"

Hung-chien said with a smile, "Purple thunder has bound you for thousands of years, and you are familiar with your breath. When wild creatures pass through the heart, purple thunder will naturally appear together. "

Luo Biao turned cold, stood up, shook off Hung-chien's hand, and walked down the Lingquan with his arms in his bare feet. Hung-chien's heart was pounding and he seemed very angry when he collapsed. Seeing that Luo Biao was delirious, he went back to the inner hall to bring reinforcements. ......

The cool and soft spiritual spring washed away the fatigue, and recalled the black history of countless dimensional meetings in my life by Yu Bi. At least nine of the ten pieces can't be separated from Jun Hong, and the only most serious one is the original book "The Dragon and the Phoenix Robbery". At the beginning of Pangu's opening day, the foul air did not disappear, and his body became the vast earth, the dragon in the artery, the phoenix in the hair, the unicorn in the toenail, and the ghost in the shadow. In order to gather the innate murderous look, he used Zhu Xian's four swords to make it have the merits that were robbed by later generations, and to create infinite injustice and suffocation to open the underworld. He chose to cooperate with Chongyuan, the ghost king, to calculate that the death of Yuanfeng unicorn would seriously hurt Zulong. Finally, the underworld was successfully opened, but it was not long before Hong Jun stopped him and the body was locked in Zixiao Palace for ten thousand years. He finally blew himself out of the main soul, but because of his injuries, he slept in the highest monty in the underworld for nearly ten thousand years. Chongyuan was killed by Hongjun at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty because of greed. .....

Luo Wei sighed with regret in his heart. Chongyuan is too weak. It's a pity that such a good flag died like this. On second thought, Hong Jun's strength is enough. He was a fiend in chaotic wars for thousands of years. Hung-chien still lived a good life, and the magic book did whatever he wanted. Thought of here, he was no longer angry. When he left Lingquan, he saw Hung-chien coming face to face with his baby half asleep. He disagreed. "It's not easy."

Soft glutinous steamed stuffed bun rubbed his eyes and threw himself at Luo Hou with open arms.

Nausea poked at the cheek of the soft glutinous steamed stuffed bun. "Who is your mother, as stupid as Hongjun?" Every day, you will be defeated by heaven.

The little steamed stuffed bun turned to look at Hung-chien piteously. Mom won't admit it when she eats it, dad, you are pathetic. "His calf stared happily, threw himself into Luo Wei's arms, rubbed his chest and kissed Luo Hou's face. "Mom's breasts are fragrant."

"Call dad, don't call me mom." Luo Wei doesn't like her mouth, but she still holds her child in her arms. "If you call again, throw it to Fuxi."

The soft glutinous steamed stuffed bun pursed its mouth and buried it in Luo Wei's arms. He said awkwardly, "I don't want that snake." The snake was broken and full of things. I know this is a trick with me, so I don't want to play with him.

Hung-chien only said, "The extinct black lotus is blooming again."

Luo Biao-understood the meaning of Hongjun at will. He patted the cub on the back and coaxed it. After a while, a man approached with a bunch of peaches. Luo Hou said, "Xiaohei, you are back."

The man in purple and black robes took off his big sleeves outside and sat cross-legged on the ground at will. "Peach blossom is very good. I haven't eaten flat peaches grown in Yaochi for a long time. Do you want to try it? " He handed a peach, but Luo Wei took it but didn't eat it.

"Six thousand years ~ too sour." Luo Wei is disgusted.

A few bites of "acid"? Flat peach is an innate spiritual branch. Whether it is 3000 years old or 6000 years old, it is a spiritual fruit that is hard to reach between heaven and earth. How can they be sour? "

The two men were gossiping, and Hung-chien's face grew darker beside him. He pulled Luo Wei into his arms with one hand and looked at Luo Wei, who was a little jealous. "Lovely ~ 6,000-year-old flat peaches are small and sour, and it is useless to add some repairs. It's not a good product, but 9 thousand is still good. " As he spoke, the back of his hand became two purple stripes.

Luo Xuan is still eating peaches, neither spitting nor swallowing. Shit, I'm so angry. I have never seen anyone love their daughter-in-law so blindly. In order to make his daughter-in-law happy, he devalued his innate spiritual branch, and this guy Hongjun did it. The 9,000-year-old flat peach is amazing. They are all for both employers and employees, and both employers and employees may not be willing to eat them. Hum!

Luo Wei was happy, eating nine thousand-year-old peaches, and didn't pay attention to their little tricks.

"Blackie, what happened to Runyu?" Luo Wei ate peaches and asked casually.

In the hands of peach pit on airs will be thrown in Luo Wei face "called Luo Xuan labor! Luo Xuan! Call labor and capital black again, and labor and capital will be divided with you! "

A magic gas counterattack posted on the face "Xuan is black, besides, you are the extinct black lotus of this deity, and this deity will call you Xiaohei, and you are Xiaohei".

Wipe the magic gas from your face! Hey! "Luo Xuan teeth.

Innocent Tao Qi will separate the two scuffled people. Hung-chun's whole body was covered with Tao Qi, and Luo Xuan's eyes looked like watching a dead man "Destroy! The world! Black! Lotus! " Do you need this deity to beat you back to your original shape?

Activities under the wrist "cut" unconvinced and left the pie mouth, very angrily said to Luo Hou "the virgin of ice much exposed the body of fireflies, embellish jade has recovered less than half of the memory, as for embellish jade in the dreamland, wouldn't it be better to frost flowers" said the Doby Zhang Hongjun and baby "Ginger, come and give your uncle a hug".

"Give a gift and hold it" and stretch out a white arm "Gift, Ginger wants a gift"

Luo Xuan touch the nose of the steamed stuffed bun "where is your father's treasure of nature and the treasure of the day after tomorrow? Which poor monk taught you this treasure? You should know that your father is the ancestor, and your father is the ancestor of the devil. Looking ahead, the six saints of the universe are your teachers and the seven saints of the underworld are your friends. Don't learn from those poor monks. If you have nothing to do, you will cry poor and shout that this baby is destined to be lost with me. "

The little steamed stuffed bun rubbed his face and muttered, "What if I like other people's babies?"

"Stupid, like killing people, baby, if it's ownerless, it's yours." Anyway, you kill like Luo Hou, and Luo Xuan winks at Hong Jun. "Learn more from your father." Your father, a liar, is a good cook, and even God can cheat him.

"Oh ~" Luo Xuan understood the implication in seconds. When he thought of Mom and Dad's pit, he must pit, which strengthened his idea of discussing abdominal black studies with his father.

Luo Hou interrupted the conversation between two people, one big and one small. "Well, your son was badly taught by you." It seems to have stopped but did not refute the extinct black lotus religion. After all, with their own identity and Hung-chun's identity, the baby can indeed walk sideways in the universe and the underworld. ...

Although the extinct black lotus educated the little steamed stuffed bun, the gift was still without him. Ghost clan and demon clan were found in the virtual tripod. Ah bah ... all the collected treasures fell to the ground and let the little steamed stuffed bun play by himself. "Ginger, play by yourself. Uncle and your father have something to discuss."

"Ok ~ Ginger will be fine," the little steamed stuffed bun replied.

Hongjun didn't trust his son alone, so he let his good body accompany him. I went to the hall and sat next to Luo Wei and the extinct black lotus. Luo Xuan told them in detail about the ghost clan, the demon clan and the compressed sound transmission celestial world. In the middle, Luo Wei heard the name of Frostflower, and he turned his eyes to Frostflower ... the ghost family. .........

Luo Hou's laughter was full of calculations, and Hung-chien's calm face didn't stop him. As long as the fate is not chaotic, Luo Hou can die at will. After all, calculating others is better than secretly calculating yourself.

Hung-chien invited him halfway: "Go and call first frost in and tell him that Zumo wants to see him."

"yes"

Hung-chien and Luo Wei tied for high seats, and the extinct black lotus sat on Luo Wei's lower right. In a short time, Huang Zhu led Frostflower into the temple from a side door. When I entered the temple, the pressure came from my face and almost made Frostflower kneel. Frost flower is pale and trembling, saluting "Frost flower visits ancestors, demons and saints."

"hmm!"

Frostflower knelt for half a ring, but he couldn't hear Hung-chien asking to get up. Under duress, her figure shook a little. After a while, Luo Wei took the lead and said, "No, get up and reply."

Frostflower wiped the sweat on her forehead, knowing that buttering up the magic ancestor would not do anything to herself, she changed her name to "thank the Lord" and showed a trace of flattery.

It is likely to climb up the pole. Luo smiled twice, but his eyes were still as cold as ice. Don't be nervous, just tell this deity the result of Runyu truthfully.'

Listening to Luo Hu's gentle words, Frostflower relaxed a little, and quickly relayed the situation of Runyu in the infinite snow area after the magic ancestor left. "Master, jade has been possessed by the devil. The master will be used by us with a little means. Then the celestial flower world is under our control, and the unification of the wild world is just around the corner. "

"Ah ~ heaven! As for Di Jun and Tai Yi's broken house, I am not interested in taking it. As for the universe ... "Luo Wei glanced at Hongjun, meaning is self-evident. Hong Jun checks and balances Tao Zu and Heaven. As long as he is here, where is it necessary to unify the universe? What a joke!

A good ass was slapped on the horse's leg. first frost was a little flustered and quickly said, "Lord atone, first frost has little knowledge, please enlighten me."

Luo Hou doesn't beat around the bush with her. "Fire phoenix feather, I want you to get Xu Feng's fire phoenix feather."

Shocked and raised his head, "xu! Male ... He's not your ancestor ... "Locked in an iceberg?

Hung-chien's cold voice sounded, "Luo Hou let you go."

"but I ... I can't get into the Millennium ice dungeon on the frozen mountain."

It's just a frosty flower bed that knows the sea. "This magic gas protector, anywhere can be unimpeded, unless the saint intervention. After obtaining the fire phoenix feather, this deity will teach you magic skills and help you become a quasi-saint in the underworld. "

Frostflower was filled with joy and was extremely excited. Lord, don't worry, Frostflower will fulfill its promise. "

"Don't worry, I will help you if you are in trouble." After all, chess pieces are useless when they are dead

At this time, Hong Jun, a high seat, suddenly said, "After you get the fire phoenix feather, don't interfere with other things, understand!"

The rich Taoist spirit in Zixiao Palace reminds Frostflower of the Nazi cross that hit her ancestors in the Monty War. If Mozu hadn't sent someone to pull himself out of the river of forgetfulness, he might not even be able to maintain his human form. When he heard the meaning of his ancestors, Frostflower nodded quickly. "Frostflower understands that Frostflower will never interfere in anything irrelevant except the fire phoenix feather."

Hung-chien called the waiter, "Hao Tian, take down the frosted flowers and give her a flat peach that is 3,000 years old."

Frost flowers worship Hongjun and Luo Wei's "Xie Erzu Fruit"

Heaven left with first frost, and Luo Wei said to the extinct Heilian, "Go and get the green sunstone from He Sui, and help first frost get the fire phoenix feather if necessary, even if Xu Feng dies."

"I see."

After the extinct black lotus flower and frost flower left, Luo Hou and Hong Jun came to the nine-day resting place and watched eight jade spirits floating on it. Luo Hou Gherardini said to Hong Jun, "Oh, what a paradise!"

Hongjun comforted Luo Hou's shoulder. "For Kim's sake, for the sake of the future ..."