April Fool's Day joke

April Fools’ Day jokes

April Fools’ Day jokes are coming soon. In fact, April Fools’ Day is worth watching every year, especially in recent years, the Internet The rapid development has allowed us to see how more people spend April Fool's Day. Here is a list of April Fool's Day jokes. April Fool's Day Joke 1

1. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. I poop when I eat, cucumbers and cucumbers, watermelons and watermelons. How can I get back to normal? ?The doctor was silent for a moment, then you can only eat.

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3. Those who go home after get off work are poor people, those who go home at 9 o’clock are drunkards, those who go home at 11 o’clock are perverts, those who go home between 2 and 3 o’clock are gamblers, and those who do not go home are wild people. Ghost!

4. One day we came to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. , I was stunned and murmured to myself: It’s so clever!

5. The horse, it has four legs, the sea, it is all water, the fool looking at the phone, he Grinning!

6. Did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! How could this happen?! The tears couldn’t stop flowing. , and there is an inexplicable pain - you damn onion!

7. Everyone praises you for being handsome, but you know they just say you are bad! Everyone calls you an idol, but you know that is just It’s the object of vomiting! I really don’t know whether April Fools’ Day was created because I made you by mistake, or because I was worried that no one would celebrate April Fools’ Day!

8. Sha Monk said I have 16 changes! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I have 72 transformations! Tang Monk was furious: There was no phone on the Xitian Road, and all the monsters were using their phones to read text messages! Happy April Fool's Day!

What are the April Fools’ Day jokes?

1. April Fools’ Day is coming, and a lot of truths are about to surface.

2. On April Fool’s Day, the school actually asked us to go to class! The more I think about it, the more something is wrong, no! We can't be fooled!

3. April Fool’s Day is not a festival for fools, but a chance for liars to tell the truth.

4. April Fool’s Day is a day to make jokes and tell the truth.

5. Happy April Fools' Day: Write your name on the paper, write M above the first word, W below, E on the left, W below the last word, Q on the right, and then Use arcs to connect the letters. There is a surprise discovery!

6. The first kiss was given to cigarettes, the romance was given to wine, the confusion was given to the eyes, the rhythm was given to the music, the first night was given to the dream, the body was given to the lover, the cheating was given to the train, and the madness was given to I have lost my mind, and the most sober blessing is given to you: Happy April Fool's Day!

7. April Fool's Day is killing one by one, and Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming soon anyway!

8. Even on April Fool’s Day, I don’t dare to say that I like you, because I’m afraid you’ll take it as a lie.

9. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, because it involves unspeakable privacy; there is something I don’t know whether I should contact you, but it is too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally plucked up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

10. When you were in love in youth, you said you loved my battered face; when you were supporting me in your old age, you said sweet words that you will give birth to me before you give birth to me. When parting between life and death, I finally know your true wish. Happy April Fool's Day, my dear! April Fool's Day Jokes 2

April Fool's Day was originally a popular holiday in the West and was quite popular among young people.

In recent years, this festival full of laughter has gradually become popular among young people in our country.

Every time during this festival, pranks and tricks come out, so let’s take a look, what are the harmless April Fool’s Day jokes?

1. A note is posted at the door of the self-study building: This building is under inspection, please do not study by yourself. We apologize for any inconvenience.

2. Are there people around you who like to take advantage of you? You can carefully take out the shredded tobacco from a cigarette, be careful not to damage the cigarette paper, and then put in the minced chili pepper, and then Put the tobacco and tidy it up, and put it in a place where he often goes. Let him take it by himself. Don't worry about him. After burning it, you can watch the show.

3. Wear sunglasses, light the road with a stick, pretend to be a blind man, and bump into the beautiful woman walking towards you, hey hey hey hey... Friendly reminder: You must pretend to be the same, otherwise you will It will be difficult to end.

4. Put a note in the book that your roommate must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will be waiting for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight."

5. Use garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables to make a bouquet and give it to a cute little boy. It is best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, it will be effective only if it is sent by a professional flower delivery girl in a formal manner. I also want a big tofu skin to make the greeting card that comes with the bouquet, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce on it.

6. Ask the other person how he would make a sentence using "I, him, her, love". No matter how he makes it, he will be wrong. (He will not be better!) Then tell him: "The correct answer is "He loves her"", and the other person will definitely ask in confusion: "What about me?", then you can tell him openly (In a BT tone): "None of your business!"

7. Are there people around you who like to take advantage of you? You can carefully take out the tobacco from a cigarette. Be careful not to damage the cigarette paper, then put in the minced chili pepper and shredded tobacco. Put it in a place where he often goes and let him take it by himself. Don't worry about him. After burning, you can watch the show.

8. Apply "wind oil essence" on the pen first, not too much. Then I went to a person: Please help me write the word XX. I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, the fingers of his right hand were naturally filled with wind oil essence. Then he pretended to be concerned and said: Ah! There's a big piece of eye mucus in your right eye. He naturally used his right hand to rub his right eye, and then...

9. Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix in vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other seasonings to carefully prepare a color Normal weird cola. When you meet an acquaintance, you pretend to be drinking, and then hand over the Coke generously. The other person is unsuspecting, and he drinks it in a big gulp while saying thank you, and then frowns and opens his mouth to vomit.

You can also prepare according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer, etc.

10. Unpack the sandwich biscuit, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, tastes good!) and squeeze out an appropriate amount into the cake. Follow your personal "eating" habits, and finally glue them together to make them as realistic and presentable as possible.

You generally don’t need to use it specifically at all, just put it in an obvious place. It is best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.

Conclusion: April Fool’s Day gives people a chance to take a break from the intense pace and busy work and life. But when joking on April Fool’s Day, the most important thing is to be careful and be innocuous. After all, If the joke goes too far, the lightness may become heavy, so everyone must pay attention. April Fool's Day jokes 3

April Fool's Day sentences

1. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as April 1st, I am the first I am thinking of you, who said today is your holiday!

2. I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river, clinging to each other.

You raised your head and stared into my eyes, and said three words affectionately... woof woof woof...

3. In the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: You don't Do you know that I am pregnant? The man said nervously: The child is not mine!

4. Jade Emperor: Now the court in heaven is open to hear the case of Erlang Shen’s barking dog QQ Chang’e’s Jade Rabbit, and the defendant is called! Hey! Roaring Sky Dog! I’m calling you! I’m still reading text messages!

5. Three pigs were quarreling. The boss scolded: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second pig scolded: You are even more boring. He posts dirty jokes every day! But the most boring ones are the third ones who only watch and read them.

6. I once had a sincere love that I didn’t cherish, and I regretted it only after losing it. If I were given another chance, I would say four words to that girl: stay away from me!

7. There is a kind of yearning that lingers in the dream, there is a kind of love that grows old together, and there is a kind of love that lasts forever. Beauty is called beauty, there is a promise called forever, there is a kind of greeting called hello, little pig!

8. I want to give you an unexpected gift! Oh? A great kiss! Thank you! No no..., what I give you are the germs that I have caught a cold in the past few days! Happy April Fools' Day!

9. New uses of mobile phones: Applicable people are "young women", usage: "Mobile phone adjustment to the vibration, put it in the left and right jacket pockets alternately, and dial several times. "It will take effect in ten days, breast enlargement is not negotiable!"

10. You accompany me through the streets and alleys, escorting me, and passers-by admire you. He is handsome and handsome, which makes my heart happy. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for "the dog is rewarded with two bones at night".

11. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are Idiot.

12. I dreamed about you last night: you were happily walking around me, I leaned down, you stretched your head happily, I took out a candy, and you were happy: woof woof woof. . Haha, Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember !Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Today is April Fool's Day, and I have issued a special Fool's Order. I'm going to bark like a puppy, and I'm in a wonderful mood. Smile three times to the sky, and your good luck will never stop. I advise you to do it quickly. Come and travel quickly, and ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.

15. Tea should be drunk until the aroma is strong; the road should be difficult until the bitterness is gone; people should have deep feelings until they can still love in the next life; pig's trotters should be fresh! Hey! This one is not bad for holding a cell phone.

16. Two cows are eating grass. One of them said, "There is an epidemic of mad cow disease recently. We won't be infected, right?" The other said, "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

17. Sha Monk said I have Change! Bajie said that I have changed! Wukong said that I have changed! Tang Monk was furious: I didn’t see a call from Chang on the Xitian Road, and all the monsters were using their phones to read text messages! Happy April Fool’s Day!

18. You Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither early nor late; whether you pass it or not, the person who fools you is there, not far or near; whether you laugh or not, the text message is here, whether it is long or not. short.

Go fool others, or be fooled by others, happy April Fool's Day!

19. I wish you a high position but little responsibility, more money and less things to do, be close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and have cramps in your hands after receiving your salary. If others work overtime, you get a raise!

20. Let me tell you a secret. Please look behind you first, then to the left, then to the right. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

21. I see the vicissitudes of life between your eyebrows, I see confidence in your eyes, I see the years on your forehead, I see leeks between your lips and teeth, go and brush your teeth!

22. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun was so bright, you were standing on the blue seaside, and I poked you with a stick: Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard!

23. Your power is so great. You can travel all over the world. I don’t know whether I should be sad for you or happy for you. Alas, who made you get this damn mad cow disease? There is no way.

24. "Can't put it down" means that you like it so much that you won't let go, so you should say "I can't put it down" loudly to the person you like. Try shouting it a few times and it will definitely have an effect.

25. During the military training under the tree that year, the company commander said: Count! You looked at the company commander in surprise, and the company commander said loudly: Count! So you reluctantly walked to the tree and hugged with trees.

26. I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands, and shook my head frequently. I really can’t believe it, how did you end up in a mental hospital!

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27. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong.

28. April Fool’s Day is here. I would like to say hello to you and treat you to a meal. I will reward you and I will not refuse you. Remember the location. Outside my door, walk a hundred meters east and turn right when you see the road. Hehe, then A yellow dog just finished pooping. You’re dumbfounded! Happy April Fool’s Day!

29. If you are cheated today, it means you are popular. If you are not cheated, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you lie, it means you can play and you are not lying. It shows that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day to you!

30. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I think about it when I want to sleep, when I want to work, when I eat. I really want to say to you: Pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

31. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest becomes a mess. Mother Pig arranges: the big pig blocks the door! The second pig blocks the window! Just watch. When the piglet arrived, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Seal the innocence, bundle the liveliness, let freedom fly, package the intelligence, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little bit of stupidity and ignorance and walk around the world. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

33. Pink flower buds, white bear shirt, jumping little steps, sweet smile. The cutest look, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool’s Day! Happy holidays, my friends!

34. I’ll give you some of the “best” outfits for April Fool’s Day: “Foolish” online outfits; delicacies: Sauerkraut "Fool"; Music: "Fool" Pier; Dance partner: Beauty "Fool"; Blessing: Happy April Fool's Day!

35. Run, run, run, get rid of Zhang San, and surpass Li Si wildly , the remaining Wang Ermazi is still sleeping in, I am carrying full blessings just to get an early start, send happy signals, blow happy bubbles, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

36. Since that encounter, my eyes have never left your side. I have been lucky enough to be your beauty. I miss you this time, and my lovesickness bursts into tears. With scattered memories and excited heart floating around, I say, today is April Fool’s Day.

37. Actually. Alas, forget it, let’s not say it anymore. Haha, does this sentence bother you? It’s given to you for free. Take advantage of today’s April Fool’s Day and tell the people around you that they will not be able to sleep at night.

38. How to quickly identify fools’ text messages: The recipients are “foolish” every year, the responders are “foolish” every month, the forwarders are “foolish” every day, and the savers are “foolish” all the time. The deleter’s worries are not “foolish”. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

39. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, and the fragrance you emit is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork.

40. Three Obediences and Four Virtues on April Fool’s Day: Start with the closest, start with the closest relationship, and start with the temper; classmates can be deceived, colleagues can be tricked, close friends can be teased, lovers can be teased have to.