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What "stupid things" should honest people never do in life?

1, invite one person to eat and drink continuously, and you always pay the bill.

2, a group of people eat, let you pay the bill, you went.

3. Your friend asked you to have dinner on the way, and you went to ask you to pay the bill after dinner. It is even more stupid to do the above actions without getting anything in return.

4. Others don't want to do it and ask you to test the water. You promised, but you did something stupid.

5, others ask you for help, sorry to refuse. Don't promise anything beyond your ability.

6. Someone asked you to borrow your car and agreed. The other party took care of it carelessly, and finally found it was all yours.

7. It takes time and effort for others to come to you for help, but they never give you a gift. Disagree.

8. When someone comes to you for a guarantee, don't promise, but refuse.

9. A classmate and colleague you haven't contacted for a long time asked you for money, but you were embarrassed to refuse and agreed. After giving the money, there was no connection at all, only to find that it was unnecessary.

10, the person who owes you money hasn't paid you back for a long time and hasn't urged you.

1 1. The person who owes you money has come to borrow it from you again. Look at his sincerity. You borrowed it again.

12, strangers ask you for money, and you lend it to others without leaving any vouchers.

13, don't go to relatives' houses to show off your wealth. It is necessary to talk to relatives about the hardships of life properly.

14, don't lick the dog, the other party didn't respond, and spent more than half of his salary on buy buy. It doesn't smell good if you save it yourself.

15, don't be a "brainy" person, because the other party casually said that he quit his well-developed job and went to another city.

16. Don't believe that the promotion activities in shopping malls are no different from those in peacetime, and some of them are still promoted all year round.

17, don't trust the logo of the whole mall. The goods in it are not necessarily 10% off, but generally 10% off and 20% off.

18. When shopping, I found that the price was different from the target price. I gave up decisively and said directly: Sorry, I don't want it. Once when I checked out, I found that the price was different, which was more than twice as expensive, but I was embarrassed to say no and didn't ask this. The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

19, when you go shopping, when others have a bad attitude in the store, leave decisively and don't pay the bill because you are angry.

20. Strangers accost you, don't answer, and walk away silently.

2 1. When a stranger borrows your mobile phone or certificate, don't promise.

22. When several strangers ask you to lead the way, they know and say they don't know.

23. When a colleague asks you to do her job, don't promise. Say no from the beginning, or you will give in and ask you for help again and again.

24. If a colleague asks you for money during the probation period, don't promise.

25. Don't talk about your private affairs with your colleagues, let alone when they ask frequently.

26. Colleagues ask if you have a sideline? If you want, you should say no. ..

27. Only hard work. I didn't find any relationship, but I found that many people around me were promoted, and you didn't move.

28. When you really want a raise, don't advertise it.

29. When you really can't get along with the leader and the treatment is not satisfactory, don't delay leaving your job.

When you have the idea of leaving your job, don't tell your colleagues, just go through the resignation formalities yourself.

3 1, the leader said at the meeting: you can put forward your opinions. Don't just raise objections foolishly.

32. My colleague and I take the same route and want to take your car to get off work. If you think you are a person who gets along with each other every day, just say ok. As a result, you take care of each other's time. Don't be embarrassed to refuse. Only you suffer.

34. The neighbor sees your excellent cooking and wants to ask you to help open a small kitchen for her son. Be sure to refuse decisively.

The neighbor sees that your English is very good and wants to ask you to help her son with his lessons for free. This embarrassing request has long been rejected, and it is thankless to take care of the children in disguise when tutoring English.

36. When acquaintances come to live, try not to agree. It's inconvenient, especially if it's a relative's child.

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1, girls don't go with leaders who drink!

2. Boys should not borrow money from girls they like!

When you are in love, don't give your money to your girlfriend for safekeeping!

4, girls don't let themselves get pregnant, get married with a big belly!

A man should not give money to his parents in front of his wife!

6. If you are stopped in the middle of the night, don't stop the car too honestly! Too much uncertainty!

7. When conditions are good, learn to complain in front of relatives!

8, treat a guest to dinner, when the guest is still eating, it is best not to check out first!

9. Don't say that your parents are not good in front of your wife! This will deepen the wife's bad impression on her parents!

10. When your parents are seriously ill, you should learn to tell white lies, and don't elaborate. You know, it's bad for their health.

1 1. Pay attention to the occasion and way of speaking when giving gifts to leaders, not in front of many people, not to mention giving gifts!

12, when criticized by the leader, don't complain about the leader in front of colleagues even if you are not satisfied!

13, colleagues, please help, push if you can, because many people think you are honest and just want you to do more! And they are smooth!

14, the leader gives you a raise. When your performance improves, you must hold back and don't say anything when others ask!

15, when I go shopping with my wife, I will say nothing if I wear ugly clothes on my wife!

16. Here's to the leader. Never say: I respect you. Do it first! This sometimes makes the leader very embarrassed! It is best to say, "I respect you and lead you at will!" " "

17, friends borrow money, don't be too honest, always say "discuss it with your wife"! Even if you don't borrow it, your friends won't blame you. At most, they think you are afraid of your wife!

18, don't tell your wife to do this and that in front of her parents-in-law, even if it is usually done by her wife! Learn to disguise yourself-do it yourself!

19, when drinking with friends, don't be bored, learn to use the corner of your eye!

20. When you are bored, don't look for someone to complain easily. No one in the world can really feel the same way!

2 1. Don't let your colleagues know that you are quitting before you quit! Taboo!

22. When chatting with people, I asked twice, and no one else wanted to answer. Don't ask again, I don't want to talk about this topic at all! It will be embarrassing to ask again!

23. I went to my neighbor's house and found the door open. Don't fly into a rage. Stand at the door and shout, waiting for the neighbors to come out!

24. It's polite to go back to your hometown to see your relatives and let them eat at his house! Don't be too sincere, you must refuse!

25. Play cards with leaders, no matter how good the cards are, you must learn to lose!

26, the husband and wife have contradictions, don't tell parents, they will have more contradictions!

27. Ask your brother for help. If he is married, he should also bring something!

Don't talk about your wife's past in front of your parents!

29. Don't say that the teacher is not good in front of the children.

30. In rural areas, it costs 20 yuan to ask a friend to help with shopping. Remember to turn more, not just 20 yuan, because people have to burn oil back and forth!

3 1. When you borrow something from others, you must ask them first.

32. My wife and I had a quarrel. If it is my wife's fault, don't ignore her! Take the initiative to make up with her

33, online part-time, you have to think about it, don't really believe it!

34. At work, don't really treat your colleagues as friends and tell them everything!

35. When friends brag or talk big, just listen. Don't poke!

36. I took my wife to a relative's house for dinner for the first time. Not too real. Eat everything in the bowl! Remember to save some!

37. Don't lose your temper with your wife in front of your parents-in-law!

38. The wife asked: Who is beautiful, my best friend or her? Even if you think your best friend is much more beautiful than your wife, you should say that your wife is beautiful!

39. When you meet something, don't spill it all over the world!

40. Treat people to dinner, and the elders or leaders say to eat, don't really be the first to move chopsticks!

First, do not do "bad things". As the saying goes, you are not afraid of ghosts unless you do something wrong. The "false, empty and empty" in life are all its manifestations. Don't do anything that goes against human will, the laws of nature and the history of human civilization.

Second, don't do "illegal things". In life, everything should be "law-abiding". Honest people take the law as the criterion in everything and take laws and regulations as the norm everywhere. "Fa" means "high voltage electricity" and "traffic lights". No matter "smart people" or "honest people", they can't do whatever they want in a country ruled by law.

Third, don't do "stupid things" Too "smart" and too "honest" will go to the opposite side, which is "stupid". Honest people should "tell the truth, do honest things and be honest." In ordinary life, doing ordinary things is the most important thing.

In life, honest people had better play with honest people ... never play with those who are very smart. You can't trust those people. You always pour out everything in your heart. Others have sold you, and you are still counting money for others. When you find out that the other person is a bad person, it's too late to regret it!

1, don't vouch for others, once something goes wrong, it is a bottomless pit.

2, someone else's wine bureau ate half, called you to go, and finally asked you to pay the bill. This kind of thing is just bullying you. Don't promise.

3. Eat with one person in a row. You pay for every meal. This man always says that next time, he will never pay the bill again. Stay away from her as soon as possible. She treats you like a fool.

4. Don't help others unconditionally. You are making enemies for yourself. You know, small favors and great enmity are the dark side of human nature.

Don't let your best friend get too close to your boyfriend, or you will regret it.

6. You don't have to force yourself into a certain circle. It is most affordable to concentrate on managing yourself and strengthening your own strength. With strength, there will naturally be circles to accommodate you.

7. Don't be too soft-hearted, or more and more people will cheat you and hurt you.

8. Stay away from garbage people and don't have too much communication with people whose cognitive ability is too different. These things delay your time, waste your energy, get nothing, and garbage people will add a lot of trouble to you.

9. Be confident, think independently, and don't believe what others say easily, otherwise you will suffer.

10, do not show off. Don't show off your wealth, your sideline, your children, your wife and everything.

1 1. Keep a certain distance from all relatives.

12. Go to your parents-in-law's house and let your wife dress up beautifully and wear ordinary clothes. When you go to your parents-in-law's house, you should dress your husband decently, wear simple clothes and remember not to wear expensive jewelry.

13, at work, don't talk about your private life, don't listen to gossip among colleagues, and don't participate. Don't speak ill of the leader behind his back.

14, don't cry in front of relatives and friends, they won't help you, they will only laugh at you and bully you.

15, remember that mother-in-law is mother-in-law, not mother.

16, don't talk about your wife's problems and faults in front of your parents-in-law. Don't talk about your husband's problems and shortcomings in front of your parents-in-law.

17. When eating with relatives on holidays, don't be the first to move chopsticks, and don't eat the last bite on the plate.

18, colleagues are competitors, not friends.

19, don't make a fool of yourself in public, colleagues and friends, expose other people's backgrounds, others will hate you for life.

Even between brothers and sisters, if others help you, you should return the favor.

2 1, you don't have to answer truthfully what others ask you. You can keep silent or tell them some questions, I forgot.

22. Go running when you are in a bad mood, and don't talk to anyone.

23. The wife asks you, is she beautiful or is another woman beautiful? No matter what the situation is, you must firmly answer that your wife is beautiful.

24. Don't lend money to others, and don't stretch out your hand to borrow money from others.

25. Performance pay is much higher than others. Never shut up and don't tell anyone.

26. Don't say that your parents are bad in front of your spouse.

27. A woman should not live in her in-laws' house with her boyfriend before marriage, let alone get pregnant before marriage.

28. When the leader asks everyone to make comments, don't make comments. If you must speak, you should only say compliments.

29. Help your neighbor's children learn English. If a colleague gives you a lift to work, you should resolutely refuse to help them for free.

If you have to leave your job, don't tell your colleagues around you. Leave quickly.

3 1, strangers ask you to borrow your mobile phone, talk to you, ignore it and walk away.

32. If a classmate who hasn't contacted for many years suddenly asks you for money, just refuse. Don't be embarrassed.

Honest people are too honest. In today's society, they often suffer losses. Nowadays, people will not show sympathy and appreciation for your loss. They will only laugh at you and ridicule you.

A person's inner goodness cannot be changed, even if it is lost.

However, I think kindness and duty are the foundation of being a man. In today's society, we still have to have the mentality of "not harming people and not preventing people" and live a quiet life!

Honest people in life are too kind, simple and honest, don't care and lack their own personal opinions. The easiest stupid thing to do is to believe everything others say and then do it.

First, talk between leaders, talk between leaders and other employees, and avoid it by an excuse!

Second, don't talk about family affairs with colleagues!

Third, don't participate in gossip among colleagues.

Fourth, talk to employees of the opposite sex and don't close the door!

Five, don't take things to yourself!

Sixth, it is best not to have business dealings between relatives!

Seven, mind your own business!

Eight, don't show off your children in front of colleagues! Especially in front of people who lose their independence! Or in front of people without children!

Don't show off your other half.

Ten, don't show off your sideline!

1, honest man, when you are tripped by others, don't get up in a hurry, just sit on the ground and think about it. Learn your lesson and get up again.

2. Honest people, please don't say "yes" to everything, learn to refuse, and dare to refuse.

3. Honest person, don't tell the truth during the interview. You can package yourself properly, which may get you a higher position and salary.

4, honest man, you are a guest, people let you eat hard, please take it easy, don't gobble up chopsticks.

Honest person, if this woman is not your girlfriend, but always likes to provoke your feelings, please stay away from her, don't be silly to think that she will be your girlfriend.

6, honest people, new to the workplace, don't be hard on others, learn to "show weakness", which may better protect yourself.

7. Honest people, don't borrow money easily these days unless you are a confidant. Because once the money is lent, it is difficult to return it. Even if you borrow it, you should leave written evidence to prevent others from defaulting.

8. Honest person, when you want to leave your job, don't spread it around, because if you do, others will look down on you and the company may even deduct more money from you.

9. Honest person, please learn to give up if you can't jump! "Yugong Yishan" is just a myth, so don't take it seriously.

10, honest man, don't think you are familiar with others. Actually, people don't take you seriously at all.

1 1. Honest people, never do business with friends, or your friendship will come to an end.

12, honest man, don't tell others your privacy easily, because doing so may ruin your reputation.

13, honest man, don't be thin-skinned. Sometimes, thick-skinned people often win better opportunities.

14, honest man, when someone asks how much money you earn a month, please don't tell the truth. If you talk less, people may look down on you; If you talk too much, people may ask you for money.

15, honest man, seeing is not necessarily true, sometimes seeing is not necessarily true. Confucius can still misunderstand Yan Hui's cheating, not to mention the idlers.

16, honest man, please stay away from glib people and fair-weather friends! Remember that "a friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and a friendship between villains is as sweet as ever".

17, honest man, if your colleague asks you to do something other than your job, please refuse or promise to do it only once, just this once! Otherwise you will have more and more jobs in the future!

18, honest man, please keep your eyes open and don't treat better colleagues as relatives, or you will suffer.

19, an honest man and a stranger called to say that you won the lottery. Do not believe!

20, honest people, strangers call, let you must operate some software, otherwise there will be problems with credit information. When you encounter such a call, just hang up!

2 1, an honest man and a stranger called, pretending to be your family, saying what happened and asking you to transfer money immediately. Please don't believe it. Call your family first to check.

22. Honest people, friends and relatives send messages asking you to borrow money. Please call first to verify in case this number is fake (or stolen).

23. Honest people, strangers deliberately accost you. Please be indifferent and go straight away. Never be positive, lest you be cheated.

24, honest people, eat with friends, can not always pay the bill alone. If so, please stay away from these friends.

25. Honest person, my friend asks you to be a guarantee, especially the house. Never say yes.

26. Honest person, if a friend doesn't invite you to dinner in advance, but someone calls you on the way to dinner. Honest man, please don't go. There must be something fishy going on here.

27. Honest people neither look down on others nor belittle themselves when interacting with others.

28. Honest man, please don't do what others don't want to do. There must be something fishy in this, think twice before you act.

29. Honest people, friends ask you for help, you have to weigh your own strength. If you are unable to help others, please refuse in time to avoid suffering yourself.

30. Honest people, please stay away from those who value interests too much.

3 1, honest man, never lend your car to others. Otherwise, there will be greater risks.

32. Honest person, when you join a new company, don't comment indiscriminately! Even if you seem unreasonable, don't say it easily.

33, honest man, don't take the leader as a confidant, let alone tell the leader your truth easily.

34. Honest person, don't easily introduce friends to work in your company.

35. Honest people, don't easily introduce colleagues to relatives as male (female) friends.

36. Honest person, in the company, please don't "give gifts" at will, because your relationship is unstable.

37. Honest people, please don't believe in sales.

38. Honest person, please don't believe a 10% discount advertisement, because there are some price increases and price reductions.

39. Honest people, when you meet acquaintances or relatives and friends, don't bow your head or take a detour, but take the initiative to say hello!

40. Honest people, when visiting relatives and friends, must bring gifts, no matter how high or low, never empty-handed.

4 1, honest man, please don't send a circle of friends casually, because some content is unconfirmed false news.

42. Honest people, don't complain about the bad company in front of colleagues, be careful that walls have ears.

43. An honest man never complains about other colleagues in front of his colleagues, lest someone complain.

44. Honest people, don't say that your salary is high in front of poor relatives, it will be annoying.

45. Honest man, a new colleague of the company asks you to borrow money. Never borrow it, because you don't know how long it will last.

46. Honest people, never look at old classmates with old impressions.

47. Honest person, when the opposite sex smiles and says that you hate it, don't think that she really hates you, let alone turn her face because of this sentence.

48. Honest man, don't be complacent when the leader says that you have done a good job, but there is still room for improvement. In fact, he is saying in disguise that your work is not in place.

49. Honest people, never look down on your boss's driver, maybe he can decide your future.

50. Honest people, don't look down on the cleaning or security of companies, especially small companies, because they may be the parents or relatives of the boss.

5 1, honest man, when you buy something, if you find that the price exceeds your expectation, please don't buy it, and don't "die unsatisfied and suffer."

52. Honest man, please don't focus on your girlfriend. Once you lose your ability, your girlfriend will leave you.

53. Honest man, please don't lose your temper at will, but you can't lose your temper.

54. Honest person, please don't overdraw your contacts easily. Don't bother others if you can solve the problem with small money.

Honest people, when you treat others sincerely, don't expect others to treat you in the same way.

Honest man, when you are bullied, please don't submit to humiliation. Sometimes, your tolerance often leads to the connivance of others.

Honest man, when you meet beggars in the street, please put away your pity, because some beggars are richer than you.

58. Honest people, pay attention to art, don't talk too much, and leave yourself a way out.

59, honest man, don't "grab" with netizens, maybe it's a trap.

60. Honest people, street advertisements and small hotel cards, please don't believe them.

6 1, honest man, please don't be harsh on subordinates, the workplace should have scale and temperature.

62. Honest people, don't think that you can be promoted quickly if you have the ability. Sometimes, EQ is more important, especially when you are on an equal footing with your competitors.

63. Honest man, when the opposite sex comes to you, please keep a certain distance to avoid being framed.

64. Honest person, in the company, please don't disclose your salary, even if the other party says it's confidential.

65. An honest man should never get too close to his subordinates, otherwise he can't carry out his work.

Honest man, don't make any decision in anger, or you will regret it.

67. Honest person, if the leader has any objection when he wants to listen, please don't make comments. Otherwise, you will have no future.

68. Honest person, when your colleagues rub your car after work every day and you are embarrassed to refuse, please be smart, and occasionally your car will "have some problems".

69. Honest people, if you invest in an entity, please don't give everything you have, but leave some back.

70. An honest man would rather offend a gentleman than a villain.

7 1, honest man, when the neighbor asks you to help him pick up the children, please be sure to politely refuse. Because once something happens, you can't afford this responsibility.

72. Honest people, if you see someone wearing beautiful clothes, please don't buy them blindly, otherwise they may be "invalid".

73. Honest man, please don't help your neighbors or relatives make up lessons for free.

74. Honest person, please don't casually bring colleagues or friends to your house for the night.

75. Honest man, please don't jump ship at will, otherwise it's easy to find a job.

Honest man, don't do business if you have no money at home.

77. Honest man, please don't be emotional, but look at the problem rationally.

78. Honest man, please don't stop learning! Never too old to learn.

79. Honest man, please don't be sloppy all day. You can dress up before you go out. This is a kind of respect for people.

80. Honest man, don't exchange your overdraft for money. My father was a coolie when he was young. He was always sick and didn't earn enough money to treat his illness.

8 1, honest man, sometimes discounted goods are more suitable for you! Never pursue the so-called "new"!

82. Honest man, if you don't have the financial ability, please don't buy stocks.

83. Honest man, don't buy a house without a real estate license. Mu ate this loss and was poor for fifteen years!

84. Honest people don't save the poor when they are in emergency, pay attention to rules when borrowing money, and don't borrow money emotionally.

Honest man, please don't get drunk on the wine table. Don't talk nonsense in case someone records it.

An honest man, before making a major decision, don't go his own way. You might as well ask your family or friends for advice first.

87. Honest people, please have a certain ability to distinguish, and don't believe other people's sweet words.

88. Honest people, please don't trust the overnight mob, and don't trust the doorway to make quick money.

89. Honest man, please don't get "yellow gambling poison", otherwise you will have nothing.

90. Honest man, please don't forget your childhood dream!

1. I'm too soft-hearted, listen to people and I'm full. Does it look nice? Does this make sense? Maybe you fell into the pit just after someone else wanted you to.

2. Too kind, the society is much more complicated. A wolf in sheep's clothing and a sheep in wolf's clothing are true and false. Learn to distinguish them and don't be a victim.

3. I don't have my own opinions, I don't have my own principles, and I am hesitant when things happen. In a word, honest man, don't be soft-hearted and believe what others say easily, you will suffer.

Do what you shouldn't do, buy what you shouldn't buy, say what you shouldn't say, and give what you shouldn't give. It's all because honest people listen to others.