Regular jokes used to play tricks on people when chatting 20 17

After decades of life experience: girls are unreasonable, you must have done something wrong. But this may not have just happened, it may have been a year ago, or even longer. The following is the related content of 20 17, which is the tips I carefully arranged for you when chatting. I hope you will like it!

When chatting, the whole set of road sections 20 17 featured 1. When I was about to say hello to my youth, she said good night to me.

I say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day. You just say oh.

Although I want to say good night to you, you won't let me, because that means loving you, not to mention I haven't loved you yet.

I worry every day, afraid that you don't love me, that your signature won't change because of me, that you won't say good morning and good night to me again, and that you will regret not loving me.

5. I was lying in bed, clutching my eyelids and holding QQ on my mobile phone, waiting for your good night, but unfortunately I didn't wait for that @

6. Now you even have a simple sentence? Good night? You won't even tell me?

7. I don't always want to sleep until you allow me to say good night.

8. You don't know that I sleep with my mobile phone every night just to wait for your good night.

9. People who say good night to the whole world must be filled with people you love deeply, but they dare not write.

10. Dear ~ ~ Good night, continue to be crazy together tomorrow.

1 1. A man said good night to me for a long time and finally left.

12. I like people who hear me say good night. good night

13. After parting every night, I go home and lie in bed, and get a call from you to say good night. At that moment, my heart was particularly practical.

14. Good morning, good afternoon and good evening. In exchange, you are so annoying.

15. Good morning and good night. How can I feel at ease without you, my baby ~

16. Baby, please don't give up the girl who says good night to you every night. Baby, please don't abandon that teenager who wakes you up every morning.

17.* A beautiful night touched my heart. If only I could go on like this. It's all my own ideas, and it won't appear.

18. Good morning. Good morning is reassuring. Good night Good night, An Ru. My heart.

19. Why do you think so many things happened today make me smile? Good night

Thank you for giving me good night every night. You make me feel that I am not abandoned by the world.

2 1. What should I do if someone insists on telling me before going to bed every night? Good night? These two words, no matter what, I will try to fall in love with this person.

22. Have you ever tried to hold on until the person you like says good night, and then you fall asleep with a flick of your phone?

23. I also want someone to say a lot to take care of myself before going to bed, and finally I don't forget to say good night.

24. Good night without a warm reply.

25. We are no longer relatives, but we are still used to waiting until late at night, just wanting to hear your good night.

When chatting, the whole routine is 20 17 recommendation 1. Baby, don't wait, go to sleep, it's not worth cooking yourself for a good night.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

3. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a very strange kind. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

I read an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out a one-dollar bill and asked for change.

5. I lived in a rural primary school when I was a child. One day, a rural woman dressed in rustic clothes stood at the door of the classroom. The teacher asked her who she was looking for, and she said to send Erwa a few kilograms of rice. The teacher turned around and asked? Who is Erwa? The classroom is very quiet. The teacher said angrily. Dogs don't think their families are poor, and children don't think their mothers are ugly! ? And then what? The headmaster stood up and walked out of the classroom to get the rice. . .

6. I suddenly feel that Happy Paradise Meal is very similar to Journey to the West. Catch every episode, and then definitely don't eat it.

The sudden rain hit the window glass like an arrow, leaving a series of winding water marks from top to bottom.

8. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

9. I just want to put down all my burdens and be close to you wholeheartedly. Can I start over?

10. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays the fool to the end.

1 1. In order to pretend to be a local tyrant, I specially bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the canteen. Who knows, chopsticks will turn black when a dish comes down!

12. Grandpa said: In our time, long live Chairman Mao only if there are problems that cannot be solved. No one dares to cross.

13. Without money, I can make friends. Without friends, I can make friends. Without friends, I can find someone else. Hehe, actually I don't lack anything.

14. I didn't know the answer until you left. Do you know how lost my heart is?

15. Tanabata is out of date. It is good to learn from each other. Get rid of a couple and bring a mistress.

When chatting, the whole routine is 20 17 1. The lion and the bear shit under the tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his stool was thicker than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes? Lion shit is better than bear shit!

2. "An animal talent show contest was held in the forest. The kitten performed painting plum blossoms, the puppy performed housekeeping skills, the deer performed picking leaves from a tall tree, and the pig performed reading aloud. Now I am familiar with the content. "

3. Owl became a judge, but he was soon forced to resign because of the reports from animals, because during the day, he closed his eyes and didn't care about anything; At night, he turned a blind eye, or nothing!

4. The little animals had a party at the ant's house, and suddenly they found that they forgot to buy drinks. Everyone refused to leave and finally decided to let the centipede run faster. As a result, everyone waited for a long time and still didn't see the centipede come back. When they walked to the door, they saw the centipede still sitting at the door, and the centipede was full of grievances. My shoes are not ready yet! ?

On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess, Give me a glass of water! After listening, the pig also learned: give me a glass of water, too! The flight attendant threw the pigs and crows out of the cabin. The crow smiled and said to the pig, Are you stupid? I can fly!

I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. What about you?

8.- Ali, I'm used to staying up late just to hear you say good night, baby. -Peach, I'm used to staying up late just to leave you a message to prove that I care about you.

9. Good night, go to sleep, dear. Good night, sleep, my baby. It's getting late. I will feel distressed if you don't rest.

10. No sentimental vows, no sweet words, only good night as promised.

1 1. I will mark all the good places I mentioned on the map, and one day I will take me wandering. good night

12. [The first thing you say good night every night is that you haven't got off the bus after five minutes. So you have an agreement that you are a Trojan horse before going to bed. ]

13. I just saw you say good night to me in the bar. ]

14. I really want to say good night to you every day. But you have no reason to let me go on.

15. Good night is for two.

16.llh: If someone chased me for three years and said good night to me on this day, would I marry him?