Where is a joke to listen to?

I took a squat stool. I found that I didn't bring any paper after I finished. I thought about cleaning it with my fingers and then washing my hands. The result was very sticky, so I tried to shake it off, and my finger hit the edge of the squat pit. It hurt, and I held my finger in my mouth in a conditioned way.

Shit and pee are good friends. One day, shit died, and pee went to his grave and cried, I really miss shit!

In the past, the school said that it was necessary to have a physical examination, and then everyone would take a little bit with them ~ and then an alumnus ~ carried it in a Chow Tai Fook box with a matching bag … and then walked halfway ~ and was robbed by a motorcycle. . . . .

During the rush hour of anti-Chinese New Year, the train station is often crowded with ashes, and even can't get off the bus … So a man opened the window and stretched his ass out to take a poo … The train was about to start, and a flight attendant shouted at the top of his voice: That fat man with a cigar over there drew your face back …

The little fly asked Ma Ma: Ma Ma Ma is so numb that he wants to eat Baba. Teacher: "Speak in a civilized way!" The student was silent for a while and said, "teacher, my ass wants to vomit!" "

Bear and Tutu were pulling together. Bear said, What a coincidence-… Two minutes later, Bear finished, and he asked Tutu, Did you lose your hair? Answer: No, the big bear said with a smile, what a coincidence … and then he safely grabbed the rabbit and used it to wipe the PP …

Three little rabbits pooped. The first one is only long. The second is only spherical. The third one is actually triangular. Asked the third rabbit, it replied: it was pinched by hand.

This is the story of three monks … this time they didn't carry water. Master gave them a spiritual task: don't talk for a day! ! They went down the mountain together. Just at the foot of the mountain, the monk 1 screamed: shit! I stepped in shit! ! Monk 2 quickly said, you spoke, and master said you couldn't speak! ... monk 3 smiled faintly and said, fortunately, I didn't speak ...

The three monks went down the mountain together again, walking and seeing something on the ground in front of them, they thought, It looks like shit! So, monk 1 went over and looked at it carefully. "It seems to be shit!" Monk 2 went over and sniffed, "It really looks like shit!" Monk 3 went over and took a bite with his index finger and said, "Ha, it's really shit!" " Then the three monks laughed in unison: "Hahahaha, it's a good thing we didn't step on it!" ! ! ！”