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There are four people, two men and two women, who are suitable for that scene. Please have more, thank you!

If it happens to be two men, two women and four actors, it's suitable for the scene of "The Life of the Marsh" in which "The illness makes a scene in Cuiping Mountain". There are just four characters in this play, Pan Qiaoyun, the wife of Yang Xiong, Shi Xiu and Yang Xiong, and Yinger, a maid in Pan Qiaoyun.

I'm afraid I have more than I can chew, so let's do this play seriously first! Let's introduce the general plot first.

Yang Xiong led the woman (Pan Qiaoyun, later the same) and greeted Er. The three of them went up the four or five-story hillside and saw Shi Xiu sitting on it. The woman asked, "Why don't incense papers come in the future?" Yang Xiong said, "I sent someone up first." Help the woman to an ancient tomb. Shi Xiu put the parcel, broadsword and stick at the root of the tree and said, "Please, sister-in-law." The woman quickly replied, "Why is uncle here?" A head said, while his stomach was taken aback. Shi Xiu said, "Wait here for a long time." Yang Xiong said, "You told me the other day that my uncle teased you many times and put his hand on your chest to ask if you were pregnant. There is no one here today, and you two are right. " The woman said, "Oh dear! What has passed, just what to say. " Shi Xiu opened his eyes and said, "Sister-in-law, how can you talk like this? I was just about to make it clear in front of my brother. " The woman said, "Uncle, you have nothing to do with yourself!" "Sister-in-law," said Shi Xiu, "don't be hard on me. I'll show you a witness." He went to the parcel and took out the clothes of Hai Anli and Toutuo, scattered them on the ground and said, "Do you recognize them?" The woman blushed and was speechless. Shi Xiu swished out his broadsword and said to Yang Xiong, "Just ask Yinger about this and you will know the end."

Yang Xiong grabbed the girl, knelt down in front of her and shouted, "You little bitch, tell the truth quickly. Why did you commit adultery in the monk's room? How to make a date with Xiang Zhuo Er as the number? How to teach Buddhist monk to knock wooden fish? Tell me the truth, spare your life. But I lied, I'll chop you up first. " Yinger shouted, "Officer, it's none of my business. Don't kill me! I said with you. " But he talked about eating wine in the monk's room, going upstairs to see the Buddha's teeth, and driving him downstairs to see Pan Gong sober up. "Two secretly about, on the third day to teach buddhist monk to fast food, told me to take copper and give to him. The lady made an agreement with him, but it was a secret signal for the officer to stay in prison and ask me to release Zhuo Er from the back door. The Buddhist monk came to see it, but he went to inform the monk. That night, Hai Anli pretended to be a layman and came in with a headscarf. In the fifth watch, I heard the Buddhist monk knocking on the wooden fish, chanting the Buddha's name loudly and telling me to open the back door and let him out. But when the monk comes, you can't keep it from me. You have to tell me. The lady promised me a bracelet and a suit of clothes. I have to go along with it. There are dozens of times like this. Then he ate and killed it. And a few pieces of jewelry with me, taught me to tell the officer person that Uncle Shi dallied with words. I have never seen this in my eyes, so I dare not say it. Only this is true, there is no falsehood. " When Yinger finished speaking, Shi Xiu said, "Did Brother know? Such words must have been taught by his brother. Ask your brother to ask your sister-in-law why. "

Yang Xiong grabbed the woman and shouted, "Thief, bitch, you've already confessed, so don't stay. Tell me the truth again and spare this bitch's life! " The woman said, "mine is not." Look at my old husband and wife and forgive me this time. " Shi Xiu said, "Brother, you must not be vague. You need to ask your sister-in-law a clear reason." Yang Xiong shouted, "Bitch, say it quickly." The woman had to tell the story of stealing the monk from the night when she was doing the Dojo until she came and went. Shi Xiu said, "Why did you say to your brother that I came to flirt with you?" The woman said, "He was drunk and scolded me the day before yesterday. I saw him scold him, and I only guessed that my uncle saw the flaw and said something to him. When I went to Wugeng, I mentioned it again and asked my uncle how it was, but I faltered this passage. It' s true that my uncle has never been on the ground. " Shi Xiu said, "I've made it clear on three sides today. I'll let my brother do what he wants." "Brother," said Yang Xiong, "you and I will pluck this bitch's head and strip her clothes, and I will wait on him myself." Shi Xiu stripped the woman of her jewelry and clothes. Yang Xiong cut two skirts and tied the woman to the tree by hand. Shi Xiu also went to Yinger's jewelry, handed the knife and said, "Brother, what did this little bitch leave him to do?" Yang Xiong replied, "Sure enough. Brother, bring the knife, and I will do it automatically. " Yinger saw that her head was in a bad situation, but she wanted to call. Yang Xiong took a knife and waved it in two paragraphs. The woman shouted from the tree, "Uncle, advise." Shi Xiu said, "Sister-in-law, my brother has come to wait on you." Yang Xiong stepped forward, stuck the knife out of his tongue, cut it with one knife, and taught the woman not to scream. Yang Xiong pointed and scolded: "You thief and bitch, I couldn't hear clearly for a moment, and you almost fooled me!"! One is bad for my brotherhood, and the other is that you will kill me after a long time. Why don't I do it first today? I wonder why your heart and five zang-organs are alive. Let me have a look. " Cut straight from the heart to the belly, take out the heart and five zang-organs and hang them on the pine tree. Yang Xiong separated the seven events of this woman again, but tied all her head clothes in the package.

Yang Xiong said, "Brother, come and discuss a long toilet with you. Now an adulterer and an adulteress have all been killed. It's just where you and I are going to settle down? " Shi Xiu said, "Brother has thought about it. I have my own place, just ask my brother, and don't delay. " Yang Xiong said, "But where are you going?" Shi Xiu said, "My brother killed someone, and my brother killed someone. Instead of joining the water margin, where are you going? "