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(1) will be used soon, and three short stories about celebrity frugality are urgently needed. Note: 50 words

1, * * * lives a simple life, sleeps on a hard bed and wears coarse clothes. A pair of sleeping underwear, repaired 73 times and worn for 20 years. During the difficult economic times, he took the initiative to reduce his salary and living standard, and did not eat fish or fruit.

2. An English proverb often used by Queen Elizabeth II is "Save the penny and the pound will come". Every night, she will personally put out the lights in the halls and corridors of Buckingham Palace, and she insists that all toothpaste used by the royal family should be squeezed.

During Zhou Enlai's tenure as prime minister, one day, Deng felt that the towel he used was rotten, so he lost it. But Zhou Enlai tried his best to get it back, because he thought that the country was developing, and we should not waste it, but should start with small things.

(2) Three short stories about thrift, within 50 words.

Folktale: A long time ago, at the foot of Funiu Mountain in the Central Plains, there lived a farmer named Wu Cheng. He lives a simple life and a carefree and happy life. Legend has it that before he died, he set up a horizontal plaque for his two sons, which read "thrift" and warned them: "If you want to be free from hunger all your life, you must be like these two families." Later, the two brothers separated and saw the plaque in half. The eldest brother got the word "thrift" and the second got the word "frugality". The boss respectfully hangs the word "diligence" at home, and "works at sunrise and rests at sunset" every day, with a bumper harvest every year. However, his wife lives in luxury, and children often eat two bites of white steamed bread and throw it away. Over time, there is no surplus grain at home. Since he gave the second half a plaque, he also took the word "frugality" as nave's "Oracle", but forgot the word "thrift". He neglected farming and refused to intensively cultivate, so he didn't get much food every year. Although a family scrimps, it is difficult to last. This year's drought, the home of the eldest brother and the second child has been empty. In desperation, they tore off the plaque and put the word "diligence and thrift" on the ground. At this time, suddenly a piece of paper flew into the house from the window, and the two brothers quickly picked it up-look, it said: "Diligence is like carrying a bottomless bowl, but always full of dissatisfaction!" "If you are frugal and don't work hard, you must be poor and hungry!" The two brothers suddenly realized that the words "diligence and thrift" cannot be separated, complement each other and are indispensable. After learning the lesson, they posted the words "Diligent Housekeeping" on the door to remind themselves, warn their wives and children and live on their own. Life has been getting better and better since then.

(3) A short story about thrift, the shorter the better!

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* * * Ask someone else to do it first. He lived a simple life, slept in a hard bed and wore coarse clothes. A nightgown was mended 73 times and worn for 20 years. During the difficult economic times, he took the initiative to reduce his salary and living standard, and did not eat fish or fruit. In the 1960s, there was a meeting before noon, and he left everyone for lunch. There is also a big bowl of meatballs and boiled cabbage on the dining table, as well as a few small dishes of pickles. The staple food is sesame cake. Great men set an example of thrift for China people.

2. Zhao Kuangyin

Zhao Kuangyin taught women to be thrifty. "The fairy house in the sky is the home of the emperor on the ground.". As the head of a country, the emperor should be said to be the richest man in the world, and all the treasures can be enjoyed. However, Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, the founding emperor of the Song Dynasty, not only lived frugally and opposed extravagance and waste, but also strictly educated his children to be frugal.

3. Zhu Yuanzhang

In Fengyang, Zhu Yuanzhang's hometown, there is also a song with four dishes and one soup: "The emperor treats you, four dishes and one soup, radish and leek are really sweet; Onion tofu, the benefits are deep and long, clear and white, and corrupt officials are flustered. When Zhu Yuanzhang celebrated the queen's birthday, he only used two bowls of carrots, leeks, vegetables and spring onion tofu soup to entertain the officials. Moreover, there are three chapters in the Covenant: in the future, no matter who hosts a banquet, only four dishes and one soup are allowed, and anyone who violates it will pay in hell.

4. Bill Gates

Once, Bill Gates and a friend drove to the Hilton Hotel. Before I got to the hotel, I found a lot of cars parked, and the parking space was very tight, but the VIP parking space next to it was quite empty. My friend suggested parking there. "Oh, 12 dollars, this price is not very good." Gates said. "I'll pay." Friends insist.

"This is not a good idea. They charge too much. " At the insistence of Gates, they finally found an ordinary parking space. Gates hates that things are worthless. He is never stingy with his money. Just look at the figures he has donated to charity over the years.

5. Su Shi's story of hanging money on the beams.

Su Shi, one of the eight masters in Tang and Song Dynasties, is 2 1 year old and a scholar. He has been an official for 40 years. During his time as an official, he always paid attention to thrift and often lived very carefully. In 1080, Su Shi was demoted to Huangzhou. Because his salary has been reduced a lot, he is too poor to live. Later, with the help of friends, he got a piece of land and cultivated it himself. In order not to waste a penny, he also plans to spend it like this: first calculate all the money, and then divide it into 12 shares on average, and use one share every month. Each serving is divided into 30 small portions on average, and only one small portion is used every day.

After all the money is paid, hang it on the beam according to the amount, and take a bag every morning as the living expenses for the whole day. After getting a small amount of money, he should weigh it carefully. If he can't buy it, he will definitely not buy it. Only surplus is allowed, and overspending is not allowed. Su Shi keeps money in a bamboo tube in case something goes wrong.

6. In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, there was a great official named Wu Yinzhi. He lost his father when he was a child and had a hard time with his mother. He has developed the habit of frugality and simplicity. After becoming an official, he still hated luxury and refused to move into the government office prepared for him by the court. For many years, the whole family lived in only a few thatched houses. Then his daughter got married and people thought he had to take care of it. But on the big day, the Wu family is still deserted.

General Xie Shi's housekeeper came to congratulate him and saw a servant coming out with a dog. The housekeeper asked, "Why didn't your young lady look prepared for her wedding this day?"

The servant frowned and said, "You're welcome. My master is too frugal. My young lady is getting married on this day, and the master ordered the preparation only last night. I thought the owner should spend some money this time, but the owner asked me to go to the market this morning to sell the dog and use the money to buy things. Tell me, how much can a dog sell? I think ordinary people marry their daughters more elegantly than my master! " The housekeeper sighed, "Everyone says that Mr. Wu is a rare and honest official. It seems that he really deserves his reputation. "

7. Ji Wenzi was born in a family in it runs in the family. He was a famous minister of Lu in the Spring and Autumn Period and served as an official for more than 30 years. He has been frugal all his life, based on frugality, and also asked his family to be frugal. His clothes are simple and neat, and he has almost no decent clothes except imperial clothes. Every time he goes out, the horses and chariots he rides are extremely humble.

Seeing that he was so frugal, a man named Wang advised his son, "As a minister, you are highly respected, but I heard that your wives and concubines are not allowed to wear silk clothes at home, and you don't have to feed horses and food." You don't even pay attention to your appearance and clothes. Isn't it too shabby to make people in other countries laugh at you? This is also detrimental to the dignity of our country. People will say what kind of life this minister Lu leads.

Why don't you change this lifestyle? It's good for your country, so why not? "Ji Wenzi smiled indifferently and said to the man seriously: I also expect to decorate my home luxuriously and elegantly, but look at the people in our country. There are still many people eating coarse grains, wearing shabby clothes, and others are freezing and starving.

With such an idea, how can I bear to buy myself a real estate? If ordinary people are poor in tea and clothes, and I dress up as my wife and concentrate on raising food and horses, it will be heartless to be an official! Besides, I heard that the strength and glory of a country can only be displayed by the noble behavior of its subjects, not by their beautiful wives and horses.

In that case, how can I understand your recommendation? This sentence made Zhong Sun look ashamed, and at the same time made him respect Moon Hee more. After that, he took Ji Wen Zi as an example and paid great attention to the simplicity of life. His wives and concubines only wear clothes made of ordinary cloth, and the horses at home are only fed with chaff.

(4) Diligence stories are about 50 words.

A long time ago, at the foot of Funiu Mountain in the Central Plains, there lived a farmer named Wu Cheng. He lives a hard-working and carefree life and is very happy. Legend has it that before he died, he set up a horizontal plaque for his two sons, which read "thrift" and warned them: "If you want to be free from hunger all your life, you must be like these two families." Later, the two brothers separated and saw the plaque in half. The eldest brother got the word "thrift" and the second got the word "frugality". The boss respectfully hangs the word "diligence" at home, "work at sunrise and rest at sunset" every day, and harvest every year. However, his wife lives in luxury, and children often eat two bites of white steamed bread and throw it away. Over time, there is no surplus grain at home. Since he gave the second half a plaque, he also took the word "frugality" as nave's "Oracle", but forgot the word "thrift". He neglected farming and refused to intensively cultivate, so he didn't get much food every year. Although a family scrimps, it is difficult to last. This year's drought, the home of the eldest brother and the second child has been empty. In desperation, they tore off the plaque and put the word "diligence and thrift" on the ground. At this time, suddenly a piece of paper flew into the house from the window, and the two brothers quickly picked it up-look, it said: "Diligence is like carrying a bottomless bowl, but always full of dissatisfaction!" "If you are frugal and don't work hard, you must be poor and hungry!" The two brothers suddenly realized that the words "diligence and thrift" cannot be separated, complement each other and are indispensable. After learning the lesson, they will

The words "thrifty housekeeping" are posted on your door to remind yourself, warn your wife and children, and also to practice. Life has been getting better and better since then.

5] Examples of celebrity frugality are about 50 words.

195 1, Zhou Enlai made a set of pajamas, and the color faded. If it is worn out, it will be mended, and then it will be mended until he dies. A bath towel has been used for more than 20 years, 14 paste, and it was also used as a pillow towel when in hospital. A hat is broken, and he is reluctant to throw it away. A pair of yellow leather sandals worn in summer and a pair of black leather shoes worn in spring, autumn and winter have been worn for more than 20 years and repaired many times. Because there were no extra shoes to change, the staff changed his soles several times, all of which were repaired while he was sleeping. Zhou Enlai's socks have been mended and mended. A board for darning socks was used during the Liberation War. It was brought to Beijing from Xibaipo and has been darning socks. Case 1:

Queen Elizabeth II often says an English proverb, "If you save pennies, pounds will come." Every night, she personally put out the corridor lights in Buckingham Palace, and she insisted that all the toothpaste used by the royal family should be squeezed.

Case 2:

Su Dongpo was thrifty all his life. When I was in Huangzhou, I divided all my income into 12, one for each month; Then divide each portion into 30 small portions, one for each day. He hung every little money on the roof beam, picked out a bag to use in the morning, and allowed the rest not to exceed.

[6] Leave 50 words for short stories.

Children, you must save water. I didn't save water and spent a lot of money.

For a month, after I washed my hands, I didn't turn off the water. On Sunday, my mother and I went to pay the water bill. When I arrived at the place where I paid the water fee, an uncle said, "Your water fee is 35 yuan." At this time, my mother and I were both startled. I think the water is always on, so I spent 35 yuan. When I got home, my mother sat on the sofa and seriously thought about why she spent so much money. I knew that I had made a mistake. Water is so important. How can we live without water? I should cherish water from now on. So I used the water from morning till night to flush the toilet, and a month passed. When we arrived at the water delivery site, my uncle said, "Your water fee is 15 yuan." We are very happy. When I got home, my mother saw me saving water and knew that I was a good boy to correct my mistakes.

In this incident, I learned to cherish water and other similar things.

There was once a story about kindness! Short, short! About 50 words! Be brief. Be brief. . .

Yang Yingjun, a mother from Hunan. Four months pregnant, she pushed away five students in danger at the critical moment of the car accident, but failed to take care of her 6-year-old daughter. Finally, her daughter died of serious injuries, and Yang Yingjun, who was pregnant for four months, was also seriously injured. It's very touching. Please enjoy it. Thank you.

(8) A 50-word essay on saving water.

If there is no water, there will be no our beautiful world. We should cherish every drop of water and every tear of Mother Earth.

(9) examples of celebrity frugality (< 50 words)

1, Zhu Yuanzhang is here

Zhu Yuanzhang's hometown is Fengyang, and there is also a song of four dishes and one soup: "The emperor treats you, four dishes and one soup, radish and leek are really sweet; Onion tofu, profound and clear, makes corrupt officials flustered. When Zhu Yuanzhang celebrated the queen's birthday, he only used two bowls of carrots, leeks, vegetables and spring onion tofu soup to entertain the officials. Moreover, there are three chapters in the Covenant: in the future, no matter who hosts a banquet, only four dishes and one soup are allowed, and anyone who violates it will pay in hell.

2. Ji Wenzi

Ji Wenzi was born in a family in it runs in the family. He was a famous minister of Lu in the Spring and Autumn Period and served as an official for more than 30 years. He has been frugal all his life, based on frugality, and also asked his family to be frugal. His clothes are simple and neat, and he has almost no decent clothes except imperial clothes. Every time he goes out, the horses and chariots he rides are extremely humble. Seeing that he was so frugal, a man named Wang advised his son, "As a minister, you are highly respected, but I heard that your wives and concubines are not allowed to wear silk clothes at home, and you don't have to feed horses and food." You don't even pay attention to your appearance and clothes. Is it too shabby to let people in other countries laugh at you? This is also detrimental to the dignity of our country, and people will say what kind of life Lu Shangqing leads. Why not change this way of life? This is good for both countries. Why not? "