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Humorous sentences about staying up late

1, I don't want to sleep at all times except at bedtime.

2. This morning in spring, I woke up in a relaxed mood, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

3, sleep should go to bed early instead of getting up late, but how many people are tired of sleeping late, but there is no life of getting up late.

4, three things that I struggle with every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

5. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.

6. Going back and forth day and night, we are all fine, but we are no longer.

7. People who want to sleep can't sleep mostly because they can't sleep.

8. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

9. One person suddenly realized that it was discovery, and a group of people suddenly realized that it was deception.

10, Time is a rogue who always likes to ruin expectations.

1 1. Being tempted is terrible. Don't say that.

12 actually, I don't want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night.

13, I talked with him all night, and my face was covered with pimples, but he pushed me away and said I was ugly.

14, I wish I could go back to that day. I can beg you well, please don't leave me.

15, I told others not to stay up late, but I slept very late.

16, the saddest love triangle, I love staying up late, and dark circles love me.

17, you should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

18, I'm the kind of person who stays up even if no one is with me.

19, don't stay up because of ugliness, and don't work because of beauty.

The most ridiculous thing is that I know the truth and you are still lying there.

2 1, what is more painful than not winning the prize at the company's annual meeting is that not only did you not win the prize, but you also had to perform the program.

22. Some people, once they miss it, are really thankful that gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing.

23. What do you mean don't die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

24. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

25. marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

26. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.

27. Some things make me powerless, such as the countdown, the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.

28. We always tell others not to stay up late. Staying up late is bad for our health, but we forget that we sleep late every night.

29. A girl who stays up all night probably needs someone to directly carry her to bed and order her to sleep.

30. The feeling that you want to sleep in class but still have to stare at the blackboard with your eyelids. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.

3 1, Class A: Xiaoming is sleeping. The teacher found out and said, I'm dying up there, and you're comfortable down there.