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It is said to be the 15 most humorous little jokes in the first half of 2007

1. Due to the pressure of life, the cat took a seat in the tuberose hair salon owned by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon and asked for a night stay, but the cat refused to comply. The mouse said angrily: "I was chased to death at first, but now I'm being sent to my door, and I'm still being serious!"

2. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." F*ck, a bastard passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

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3. In the biology class, the teacher Question: How can you correctly identify the hands and feet of an octopus? Student answer: Let it smell the fart. The one who will cover the nose is the hand, and the others are the feet. The whole class fell down.

4. One person keeps farting loudly at work, and his colleagues can’t help but say: Can you not make any noise? Then I saw him sitting there shaking. A colleague asked him what he was doing, and he replied: I have set it to vibration now!

5. Someone was riding a bicycle and heard a passerby yelling: go, go, go... I thought, damn, I can also sing: Olai Olai... Before he finished speaking, a Planted in a ditch. A passerby cursed: Damn it! I told you Gou Gou Gou, but you still ride? !Deserved to fall to death!

6. Carp and Turtle went to get their marriage certificate. The clerk asked the turtle his age, and the turtle said: 100. The clerk said regretfully: I'm sorry, but according to your family's rules, you are still underage and are not allowed to get married.

7. A couple came to a wishing well. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. The wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent over she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was shocked, and then said to himself with a smile: "It's so damn clever!"

8. A couple was fishing by the river. The lady was always noisy, and after a while the fish took the bait, and the lady said: This fish is really pitiful. The husband said: Yes, as long as you shut up, won't it be fine?

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9. The science teacher asked: "Why does the body become cold after death?" "No one answered. The teacher asked again: "Does no one know?" At this time, someone from the back of the classroom said: "That's because the mind is naturally cool when you are calm."

10. The spider loved the ant deeply, but when he expressed his love, he was attacked Rejected, the spider yelled: "Why? Why is all this happening?" The ant said timidly: "My mother said, those who stay on the Internet all day long are not good people!"

11. Xiaoguang is a A diligent student, he used his winter vacation to work part-time to earn tuition. During the day, he helped a butcher cut meat, and at night he worked as an intern at the hospital. One night, an old woman had an emergency and needed surgery. Xiaoguang pushed her into the operating room. The old woman shouted in panic: "Oh my God! You are the pig killer, where are you going to push me!

12. The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper when she went to the toilet. , when I was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door, and the girl turned pale and asked loudly, "Who?" ". The boy next door replied in a low and powerful voice: "Lei Feng. "

13. A person felt like vomiting when he first got on the plane. The stewardess took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to get another bag and told "don't vomit". When I came back, I saw it all over the place. I asked why, He replied: "I saw it was almost full, so I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited..."

14. When a woman is 8 years old, you have to make up stories to coax her to sleep. When she is 18, you have to make up stories. Use stories to trick her into sleeping with you. At 28, she will sleep with you without telling you. At 38, she will make up stories to trick you into sleeping with her. At 48, you have to make up stories not to sleep with her.

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15. After the tiger read about the Three Kingdoms, he went to catch wild boars. When he saw that there was no pig in the pig nest, he touched his beard and said: Empty city plan! He turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. He was shocked: Bitter meat plan! Suddenly another I’m so happy to see you: Hey, there’s a beauty trap?!