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I want to know the story of Bao Qingtian III.
The border town of Song and Liao Dynasties is a place where dragons and snakes are mixed. There are Song people, Liao people, deserters and fugitives here, and no one will know who is who! Before the start of the peace talks, Gongsun Ce brought the silver coins used in the Liao peace talks, but they were stolen in the secret room. The biggest suspect is the handyman in the brothel behind the post station. That man was none other than Bao Zheng!
Bao Zheng has amnesia!
Two years ago, a caravan from Liao saved Bao Zheng from falling off a cliff by the middle-earth river, but Bao Zheng lost his memory and didn't even know who he was. When the caravan returned to Liao in the north, Bao Zheng wandered around the border town and did odd jobs in the brothel! Bao Zheng, who has amnesia, is silly and often bullied by all the people in the brothel. However, there is love in the world, and everyone still cares about him!
Among them, Xiao Jia Ya Jia Xiao Man bullied Bao Zheng the most! Xiaoman is an orphan. In order to protect himself, he developed greedy and stingy characters. However, Xiaoman is actually kind-hearted and never forgets anything. In a brothel, she and Bao Zheng are telling the judge about it.
At the beginning of the peace talks, the brothel owner and Liao Guan were mysteriously killed one after another. Liao Guan was furious, and Gongsun Ce solved the case within a time limit, otherwise the Song Dynasty would be invaded in real time! Bao Zheng was caught in the whirlpool! Although Bao Zheng has lost his memory, his extraordinary analytical and reasoning abilities have not been lost. He finally found the murderer, but at this time the murderer wanted to kill Bao Zheng, and Bao Zheng was hit hard on the head and fell into a coma. ...
Every dark cloud has a silver lining! Bao Zheng not only survived, but also regained his memory! However, although he remembers his identity, he can't remember why he disappeared and why he fell off a cliff and was seriously injured!
Gongsun Ce led Bao Zheng and Xiaoman back to Beijing, and Injong immediately summoned him, only to see Injong with a sad face. It turns out that in recent years, the Eight Sages were at home for illness, and Pang Taishi was the only overlord in the DPRK, and he was in power in one's hand and in one's hand. Injong had to concentrate on Buddhism at home day and night, and Bao Zheng felt only sympathy.
Injong invited a Japanese monk to preach in China, and sent Bao Zheng to join the gods instead of himself! This time, the Japanese monk brought three artifacts handed down from Emperor Jimmu; Bajijing, Qiong Quyu and Cao Sha are here. According to legend, Emperor Jin Mu was Xu Fu who was sent by Qin Shihuang to the East China Sea to seek immortality. After Xu Fudong crossed the sea to Japan, he brought China culture to Japan and became the legendary founding emperor of Japan. These three cultural relics contain a big secret that no one can solve. ...
Temple of Ye Jia. Monks guarding three artifacts were killed one after another! Japanese ninja Igawa Takashi, who is in charge of guarding the artifact, decided that Bao Zheng was the murderer and wanted to kill him. Fortunately, in a crisis, a teenager saved Bao Zheng. That boy is Zhan Zhao! In the past two years, Zhan Zhao has traveled all over the country looking for Bao Zheng, and at the same time he has grown into a young man.
Zhan Zhao and Xiaoli became good friends, no discord, no concord. It turned out that Xiao Li had been practicing in the mountains with Master since childhood, and he didn't understand the world at all. After taking off the cold mask, she is just an innocent little girl who is curious about everything.
Bao Zheng finally solved the case, and at the same time, he realized the secrets of three great artifacts: there is a map hidden in it, and if you look for it, you can get the treasure: Tianmang! Injong was overjoyed, because it was learned from a stone tablet of Qin Dynasty just unearthed in Shandong that this Tianshan Mountain was probably the elixir refined by Chuifu for Qin Shihuang! Bao Zheng certainly didn't believe in immortality, but Injong begged because his queen, Princess Chai of Zheng, had been ill for a long time. In this world, in addition to Bao Zheng, Injong only regards the childhood queen as a friend! In order to save the queen, Bao Zheng gave it a try, and then led Xiaoman, Gongsun Ce and Zhan Zhao on the road.
Bao Zheng, Gongsun Ce, Zhan Zhao and Xiaoman went on the road together.
When I came to Jiangnan, I suddenly saw that the market was very lively and gathered wizards from all over the country! It turned out that the governor of Jiangnan had just died suddenly. However, he left a painstakingly managed book, but he didn't know where it was hidden. In order to fulfill the governor's last wish, his widow offered a reward of 10.2 million yuan to bring back the governor's soul, so as to find out where his last work was and attract magicians from all sides. Most magicians make up numbers, which leads to jokes.
Gongsun Ce, as a colleague, went to the Governor's House to pay homage! Local dignitaries also came, the most prominent of which is proficient in the five elements, killing countless General Fei Xing, Pang Taishi's son Pang Tong!
When Pang Tong and Bao Zheng met for the first time, Bao Zheng only thought that Pang Tong was a generalist and a rare talent!
Officials and magicians gathered in the government house, which was very lively. One female Taoist named Zheng quarreled with another warlock, Feng Lao, which bored Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce to death!
That night, an official who came to sacrifice died! Then another warlock died!
From the spider silk in the victim's room? Gongsun Ce concluded that the suspect was a kite! Zheng Zheng said that she had been wronged. She did sneak into the dead man's room, but she just stole something! Formerly known as Little Kite, she is a greedy female snitch, and her father is old man Feng. They cooperate in business and go there whenever they get the chance. Gongsun Ce doesn't believe it. Thanks to Bao Zheng's finding evidence to prove his innocence, he was saved from being wronged! Kite fell in love with Bao Zheng and became a pair of accusers with Gongsun Ce.
The biggest suspect fell on Pang Tong, but when they died, Pang Tong had an alibi.
Pang Tong mysteriously asked Bao Zheng if he believed there were people in the world who could kill people with "psychic powers"! Bao Zheng certainly doesn't believe it, but if so, Bao Zheng has no reason to doubt Pang Tong! Pang Tong said with a smile, it's true. Otherwise, why not show it to Bao Zheng? Bao Zheng thinks of a person he hates, and he can kill that person with "spiritual power"?
Bao Zheng certainly didn't believe this nonsense, but psychologically, the name of an arrogant official flew over his head, and just then, Zhan Zhao jumped in and claimed that the official suddenly died in the room, and Bao Zheng stayed. ...
Bao Zheng searched hard and finally found that the murderer turned out to be the governor! Actually, he's not dead. He colluded with other officials, took bribes and perverted the law. He wanted to leave quickly, but he knew other officials wouldn't allow it, so he started killing people! In fact, his so-called painstaking efforts are actually the official bribery list, which he uses to attract all officials!
Bao Zheng said goodbye to Pang Tong. Bao Zheng knows that Pang Tong is a very powerful figure, because he is not only wise and brave, but also good at using people's psychology! But, somehow, Bao Zheng has a feeling of mutual appreciation for Pang Tong! Pang Tong only left a sentence to Bao Zheng: He calculated by tricks that Tianmang was an ominous thing, and Bao Zheng was good at it. ...
When they came to Luoyang, they met the 40th birthday of Shu Yulan, a national treasure drama master. Gongsun Ce once met Shu Yulan and admired his artistic attainments, so he lived in his house!
Many guests came to congratulate him this time, including Princess Sun Chai, the great-great-grandson of the King of Zheng who admired his name! Everyone was surprised to hear that the princess had come. Shouldn't the princess be in the house for illness? Why did you come here? But when everyone saw Princess Chai, it was clear that the so-called Princess Chai turned out to be a fake kite, and she came to fish in troubled waters again, which made Gongsun Ce angry to death!
Gongsun Ce met Shu Yulan again, stunned. It turns out that Shu Yulan has retired from the stage because of her voice! It turns out that he has a bunch of daughters, Xiao Lai, who are very talented in drama. She is only eighteen years old and has done her best.
It's true, I'm sorry that my daughter's family can't go on stage and bury her talent! What's more, three years ago, the Eight Immortals visited the bookstore and made an exception to appreciate Xiao Lai's performance, which was very good for Xiao Lai.
Opportunity, but, on the stage, Xiao Lai died unexpectedly. Shu Yulan only felt helpless. This time, he deliberately chose one of the four disciples as a successor to inherit his mantle!
Unexpectedly, on the night of the birthday party, the big disciple died unexpectedly while performing on the stage, and the happy event turned into a funeral! Everyone only thinks that Xiao Lai's ghost is back. ...
Under investigation, Bao Zheng found that the death of the big disciple was not an accident at all, but a murder!
Another disciple was killed one after another! Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce only felt that the four disciples were vying to inherit the mantle and killed their opponents! However, after investigation, it was found that the four disciples discovered the ancient tomb of Ji Kang, a pianist in the Jin Dynasty. They know that there are priceless guqin in Ji Kang's tomb, and there is even a famous song "Guangling San". Everyone plotted to rob the tomb to get these treasures, but Xiao Lai knew about it, and everyone plotted to kill Xiao Lai to shut him up! This time, the real murderer turned out to be Shu Yulan. It turns out that he and Xiao Lai had an affair. ...
Gongsun Ce was about to personally bring Shu Yulan to justice when Shu Yulan had set herself on fire with his stolen Jikang Guqin and Guangling. He wants to play this song with Xiao Lai in the spring. ...
Shu Yulan gave Bao Zheng a pile of notes dug up from Ji Kang's tomb, which were recorded in it and actually related to Tianmang, which was of great help to Bao Zheng in finding Tianmang. ...
West of Chang 'an.
There is no reason to go out of Yangguan in the west. This is the edge of the desert, and it is also the place where Bao Zheng learned from the three great artifacts that Tianmao is hiding!
Suddenly, a large group of military forces gathered around Bao Zheng and others. It turned out that Shaanxi company commanders were ordered by Pang Taishi to take three hundred military forces to protect Bao Zheng and look for Tianmang! Bao Zheng knows that protection is false, and it is true that Pang Taishi got Tianmang in Bao Zheng to take it for himself! Unfortunately, times are strong, and Bao Zheng and others have to follow!
When they came to a small town on the edge of the desert, they found that all kinds of people gathered in this sparsely populated place today: soldiers of Liao Dynasty, ministers of Korean rites, princes of Jin State, even Xiaoli and Japanese shogunate came, and all the elites came, all the earliest smart people in their country. Of course, some of them are just putting on airs and joking, but some of them are really talented and practical. The Wilderness Inn is a place where the smartest people in the world gather to compete with each other. What a spectacle!
Originally, all passers-by and horses received letters, pointing out that Bao Zheng was looking for Tianmang, so they rushed to grab Tianmang! Bao Zheng only felt confused: Not many people know about Tianma, so who will inform them?
Just then, Lian Zhongbang, a trusted eunuch around Injong, came. He was ordered by Injong to tell Bao Zheng. Those letters were sent by Injong. His purpose is to check and balance the Shaanxi general staff. He is convinced that with Bao Zheng's wisdom, he will certainly win Tianmang; At the same time, he is also convinced that Bao will get away from Shaanxi company commanders and all walks of life! Bao Zheng looked at Injong's imperial brush, very helpless. The emperor was persuaded by two random people and dragged him into the whirlpool of chaos!
At first, some people disappeared and others died. ...
People from all walks of life are suspicious of each other. At the same time, in order to win the glory of heaven, they also adopted the method of uniting with Lian Heng to get together. The intrigue between people makes it more difficult to investigate disappearances and deaths.
Finally, Bao Zheng found out the real murderer, who turned out to be the innkeeper's innocent granddaughter! It turns out that my little granddaughter is a grave keeper handed down from generation to generation, and all those who steal wild silkworms or even get close to them should be stopped! Although after many years, she doesn't know what she wants to protect, but the legacy of her ancestors can't be leaked, otherwise her life will be ruined and she will have to take over. Bao Zheng only feel helpless!
Finally, Bao Zheng found the entrance, sneaked in and found the Terracotta Warriors guarding it. Bao Zheng finally got the wooden box with Tmall hidden in it.
Unexpectedly, when Bao Zheng didn't open the wooden box and look carefully, the wooden box and Xiaoman disappeared at the same time. ...
Bao Zheng galloped back to Beijing on horseback because he received a letter, which was Xiaoman's suicide note! Xiaoman committed suicide, and even the body could not be found!
Bao Zheng's grief is inexplicable. However, slowly, he found that Xiaoman did not commit suicide, but was killed! Bao Zheng vowed to find out who did it!
The suspects were shot one by one! Bao Zheng only feels that there is a huge conspiracy hidden! There are many mysterious people in Beijing, and the goal is for Tianmang!
Bao Zheng finally found the suspect, but he admired him. The little eunuch around Injong is still loyal! Pang Tong's former Tadakuni once had a meal, and Tadakuni remembered it, so he worked for Pang Tong! However, when Tadakuni was discovered, Tadakuni was killed!
Bao Zheng was so angry that he went to Pang Taishi, but Pang Taishi refused to see him. Bao Zheng also feel helpless! At the same time, slowly, Bao Zheng found that things may have nothing to do with Pang Taishi. ...
At this moment, Bao Zheng found that the death of Xiaoman had a lot to do with his disappearance that day! Finally, all the mysteries were solved by Bao Zheng! It turns out that Xiaoman didn't commit suicide. She just hides, not only from Bao Zheng, but also from Injong! The truth was finally revealed. It turns out that Xiaoman is the Injong Queen-Princess Chai who has never passed the door!
Everything, the mastermind behind the scenes, turned out to be Renzong!
Two years ago, a stone carving of Qin Dynasty was unearthed in Shandong, which recorded the secrets related to the three great artifacts. Injong secretly called Bao Zheng to Beijing. Bao Zheng lived up to Injong's hope and solved the mystery in the stone carving. However, Bao Zheng opposed Injong's search for Gastrodia elata, because Gastrodia elata is not an elixir, on the contrary, it is a deadly poison! As long as one person is infected with this poison, his whole blood will be full of poison, and the infected person will lose perseverance and attack others, making the spread of poison very fast and wide! At that time, Qin was defeated in Yaogu, and with the help of Tianma, hundreds of soldiers of Zhao were killed overnight! Injong wants to take this opportunity to deal with Da Liao and regain the military and political power from Pang Tong! But Bao Zheng didn't want to lose his life. He fled overnight after solving the mystery of stone carving that day, but he was caught up by Injong and lost his memory in the chaos! At that time, there were Liao and Daikin in the north, and Pang Tong in the DPRK wanted to be emperor. Renzong can only believe in Xiaoman, the childhood queen. So he planted Xiaoman beside Bao Zheng in order to win Tianman! However, Xiaoman unconsciously fell in love with Bao Zheng, and even took Tianmang away and hid.
Injong was so blessed that he was willing to give Xiaoman to Bao Zheng in exchange. Bao Zheng gave up Injong! In fact, Tianma no longer exists! Injong, Pang Tong, Marshal Liao, Japanese shogun, Prince Koryo, etc. Many lives were sacrificed, but the result was just an empty box. ...
The ending song was sung by Sun Nan and Na Ying.
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