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I liked playing table tennis very much when I was young. My father gave me some pocket money, which I spent on table tennis. /kloc-one day in 0/967, I went to the biggest department store to buy table tennis. I decided to buy high-grade "three-ring" cards at 25 cents each.

"Comrade! Buy me a ping-pong ball. " I summon up courage to say.

"Develop sports." "I bought a table tennis ball."

"Develop sports." Only then did I understand that the salesgirl didn't mean to bring me table tennis, but told me to "develop sports".

I'm stupid! What's going on here? What does she do with quotations (quotations from Chairman Mao)? I became more modest and said, "I'll buy a table tennis."

"Develop sports."

I had a bad feeling at first. I seem to have made some political mistakes. Don't criticize me for this! But I immediately got up the courage and calmed down. I just realized: Does she want me to answer quotations from Chairman Mao?

"I want to buy a table tennis."

"Develop sports."

"Enhance people's physique."

I just took the "Sanhuan" brand table tennis and change and ran away like a winner. The children must think that what I said is a myth, and it is indeed a myth, but it is only a myth that I have really experienced.