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Joke Daquan laughs your stomach out.
A:? Light? This word is excellent, fire and water intersect and yin and yang help each other, but it is indifferent in the depths!
B: what if her father's last name? Ji? What should we do?
C: what if her father's last name? Hey? What should we do?
this woman is furious: get out of here, my husband's last name is Cao!
2. Local tyrant: Boss Wang (Jianlin), I earn tens of millions every year. I am already rich, but I am not happy at all. Can you tell me what to do?
Boss Wang didn't say anything, but took the local tyrant to a large open space.
The local tyrant suddenly realized: Did Boss Wang let me relax and calm down?
boss Wang: no, I mean your little BMW is parked on my airstrip, blocking me from going out for dinner!
3. When I went to mail something today, the assistant of logistics asked, Girl, are you a big item or a small item?
I was angry at the bird on the spot. Can you speak? You are a bitch! Your whole family are bitches!
4. Take the bus today! A beautiful woman in front of me got on the bus and said to the driver: I don't have any money with me. Can I kiss you as a coin? ? The master said yes. The beauty kissed the driver and sat down.
I saw it clearly in the back. I kissed the driver without saying anything, and then said I didn't have any money.
The driver's master cried with fear and said, Nima, that was my daughter-in-law joking with me just now!
5. A girl went to buy a bathing suit. After trying it on, it was a little big.
The boss said: It's okay. I'll get close to you when I get in the water. ?
the girl said: I'm going to the seaside. What if the swimsuit falls off in case of a big wave? ?
the boss said? We're of good quality, so you're fine! ?
6. I had a big fight with my husband!
Husband: Look at you, you are so angry that you are blushing like an apple!
I thought he had a conscience and wanted to apologize, so I just heard him say, What an ungrateful look!
damn it, I'll fight with you!
7. I was bored in bed with my husband in the morning. I said to him: My husband looked at me and said I was beautiful!
My husband closed his eyes and said, You are so beautiful!
I asked, why don't you look at me and say?
he said: I can't lie with my eyes open!
8. I am slightly fat. Today, my husband and I are going to a friend's house for dinner. I passed by the train station. I deliberately pretended to have amnesia and asked my husband: Who are you and where are you taking me?
My husband looked at me and said, Take you to a fun place.
I said, are you going to kidnap me?
The husband said: Yes, how do you know?
I proudly asked: How much are you going to sell me?
My husband smiled and said, That's a weight to weigh!
Sister Ni, I promise I won't kill you ~
9. Wife:? Look, another mosquito has been killed. Why does this mosquito like to stare at me? ?
my husband laughed. It is in a daze, such a big fat and tender meat, where has it never been eaten? ! ?
? Go away! . . . ?
1. When a pregnant woman got on the bus, no one offered her seat. As a college student, I have to show my quality and then take out a book and read it with my head down.
11. The mirror in my bathroom may be a magic mirror. The proof is that when I first took a shower, I asked it: Tell me, who is the most handsome man in the world? ? My face appeared directly in the mirror.
12. It's 3: 5 in the morning. At 2: 3, the water pipe at home burst, and the water overflowed my ankle. Sister, it took me ten minutes to fix it, and I have insomnia until now? |
I want to say, in fact, if it's important to have a boyfriend, can you pass me the wrench?
13. I met my old classmate last night. I didn't expect him to be so poor. He only put one yuan into my bowl!
14. You spent 6 yuan on a mobile phone to prove that you are a local tyrant. You might as well give me 2 yuan. I praise you as a local tyrant on the post every day. It's worth it. Please contact me!
15. I think young people should try harder. Don't hold back just because there is danger ahead. It won't achieve much, and they will regret it when they get old.
Pol.ice said: Is that why you ran the red light?
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