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Find a funny self-introduction, which is martial arts type, such as: learning X magic at the age of X, XXXXX at the age of X, right! !

On a dark day, I met a person who changed my life. He is so brave, and his simple clothes are very simple. He is holding this celadon bowl in his hand, and his face has always had that touching smirk. He said to me, "Little brother, I have the palm of my hand, and you and I are destined to sell it 100." I made an earth-shattering cry, the earth shook and the water flowed backwards. I practiced hard for ten years.

I finally understand. In order to increase my internal strength, I went to Changbai Mountain, and I went through all kinds of hardships to find a Millennium pickaxe. I have lived in Shenjiang, Xinjiang, the treasure of Yunnan Bai people, and the dried tofu on the plateau. After 7749 days, I made earth-shattering dried bean curd and ate scallion radish with dipping sauce. Suddenly I felt that the turbid air was falling, and a turbid air was put out. Now I have a successful career. As the dean of the national S-level key mental hospital, I am guarding a group of like-minded people. I am invincible! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !