Lucky joke

Wang Wang went to Beijing to catch the exam. Before leaving, Mr. Wang repeatedly told extremely: "Don't say anything unlucky about the young master along the way."

Wang Wang lived in a deep house compound since childhood. When he first went out, he was very interested in everything outside and asked the same question when he saw it.

One day, when they went to the countryside, they saw a farmer carrying two buckets of dung. Wang Wang asked, "What's in that bucket?"

Desperate to answer "shit" and afraid of bad luck, he said, "That man picked two barrels of yellow hot sauce."

When they walked to the mountain, they saw several people carrying a coffin. Wang Wang asked, "What are they carrying?"

I desperately want to say "dead" but I'm afraid of bad luck. Just say it's an easy bed.

When they reached the county seat, they met a beggar. Wang Wang asked, "Who is this man?"

Desperate to answer "begging", but afraid of bad luck, I had to say, "Young Master, she is going door to door."

When the servant came to Beijing, Wang Wang asked the boy to say something auspicious for the sake of luck. According to what he heard on the road, a very young man said, "Young master is the king of nature, and he is going to Beijing to attend the examination room;" Eat yellow hot sauce when you are hungry and sleep in a happy bed when you are black; When children and grandchildren come to the door, they have a thumb. "

The silly young master nodded and said, "Good! All right! ! "