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What will move your boyfriend on Valentine's Day?

1。

muffler

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I love you forever.

2。

think

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I miss you.

3。

hua'er

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I hope to engrave my name on your heart.

4。

book

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I believe you are very clever.

5。

Chewing gum

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I hope to have a long-term relationship with you.

6。

cigarette

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I hate you.

7。

book

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I hope to see your pure love.

8。

ring

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You will always belong to me.

9。

umbrella

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I will protect you under any circumstances.

10。

hairclip

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I wish you success!

1 1。

mirror

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Don't forget me.

12。

necklace

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I wish you were by my side.

13。

Chocolate

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I love you.

14。

barge

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You are my first love, and your relationship with him is on fire.

15。

ball pen

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I give you half my heart.

16。

Key ornament

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Good luck.

17。

Paste (photo album)

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Treasure our love in my heart.

18。

pen

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Treasure our love in my heart.

19。

Tactile doll

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I hope you are real.

20。

Ji Wu

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I want to be your friend.

2 1。

gloves

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I hope you are real.

22。

muffler

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I'll meet again after breaking up.

23。

pajamas

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I give you everything I have.

24。

diary

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I hope to cherish the memories of both of us in my heart.

25.

Wallet-means you want to be with him forever.

26.

Belt-it means to tie him up for life.

27.

Razor-means that he is an excellent mature man in your heart.

28.

Album-cherish your and my memories forever.

29.

Paper crane: I hope my love with you has a happy ending.

30.

Sending a watch means that you have every minute of affection with him.

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Sending a tie means that you have tied him up and let him stay with you forever.