Funny cross talk suitable for primary school students

The hilarious cross talk suitable for primary school students includes "Five Fingers", "I Love Kindergarten", "New Year's Eve", "Traffic Safety", and "Bragging".

1. "Five Fingers"

A: Everyone has a pair of hands and everyone has fingers.

B: Nonsense, who doesn’t have fingers?

Nails: Fingers may be long or short, big or small.

B: Yes, this is telling the truth with open eyes.

A: But the more I watch it, the more I like it (thumbs up) and the more I hate it (index finger).

B: It takes five fingers to form a fist. How can you say which one you love and which one you hate?

A: Alas, you don’t know that in my family the “thumb” is my dad and the “index finger” is my mom.

B: The more you talk about it, the less I understand.

A: For example, one day, I was praised by the teacher in kindergarten. I was really happy.

B: You should be happy.

A: I jumped home and shouted "Mom!" happily.

B: Then your mother must be very happy too.

A: But who knows, as soon as I finished speaking, the "index finger" came.

B: What? There are guests at your house.

A: (Extend index finger) The "index finger" is my mother. "What did you do? Your clothes are so dirty and where did you run wild?"

B: Oh, your mother is really amazing.

A: I was thirsty and just wanted to take an apple to eat, when the "index finger" came again.

B: What’s wrong?

A: (Extends index finger) "How do you know how to eat? Hurry up and write. You can't eat until you finish writing!".

B: I won’t even let you eat.

A: I just sat down and wrote two words, and I wanted to pee.

B: Alas, this urine doesn’t live up to expectations.

A: Oops, I can’t hold it in anymore.

B: Then go quickly.

A: No, the "index finger" is here again, (extends the index finger) "You are such a lazy kid, you make a lot of shit and urinate, do your homework quickly!".

B: Alas.

A: Just like that, the repeated appearance of "index finger" made me lose energy in doing homework.

B: No one else would be energetic.

A: The less energetic I am, the more mistakes I make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.

B: This is called a "vicious circle".

A: Do you think I can stop hating it? (Extend index finger).

B: The "index finger" is really boring in your house, what about the "thumb".

A: "Thumb" is different, GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! Great! Great! Great! you are awesome.

B: Look! As soon as I said it, I became energetic.

A: No, my dad came back just after I finished my homework. As soon as I opened the door, I was all smiles and said appreciatively (thumbs up), "Son, you are great! You will learn how to study when you get home." I was embarrassed to say this.

B: Look, a word of praise is like a ray of sunshine.

A: In order to repay my father, I went to get his slippers, get the newspaper, and turn on the TV.

B: Look, give it some sunshine and it will shine.

A: As a result, my father praised me again (thumbs up), "My son is so good and considerate of others. What can I say, my son is the best!" I listened, Not to mention how happy I am.

B: Look at how beautiful he is.

A: Do you think I can dislike it? (thumbs up).

B: It’s time to like it. Even I envy your “thumb”.

A: "Thumb" means praise, and "index finger" means criticism.

B: Which child in the world doesn’t like praise.

A: So, if I have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up).

B: Alas, it’s still early.

A: Do you think they can be the same?

B: It’s different, even the expressions are different. The “thumb” looks like this (smiley face), and the “index finger” looks like this (bad look).

A: How I wish my mother Douyou was like this! (thumbs up).

B: Your mother knows how to do it, so she’s here.

A: Wang Hui (scared away).

B: Oh, look how scared he is.

2. "I Love Kindergarten"

A: There are so many children sitting here, all with different hobbies.

B: Why is it different?

A: Some people love to sing.

B: Hmm.

A: Some people love to dance.

B: Hmm.

A: Some people like to draw.

B: Hmm.

A: Some people like to catch mice.

B: Ah. Loves catching mice.

A: Love to play the game of cat and mouse.

B: Hey, I said so! Why! After talking for a long time, what do you love?

A: I love crying.

B: Loves to cry. Your mother came back from get off work and bought you a big apple, but you didn't say anything and started crying without saying a word.

A: How can this happen?

B: I say so, then don’t you love to cry?

A: If you love crying, you can’t cry at this time.

B: When should I cry?

A: As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten, I burst into tears.

B: Oh, it turns out I don’t fall in love with kindergarten.

A: I grew up in my grandma’s house. I never went to kindergarten. I didn’t know so many teachers and children.

B: I got to know each other slowly.

A: Then I didn’t want to go either. My mother forced me to go in and handed me over to the kindergarten teacher.

B: This is so bad.

A: I kept crying, and the teacher held my hand and walked around the yard, and suddenly I heard "Xiaxiaxiaxia, croak quack, baa, cluck, cluck."

B: It’s so lively.

A: This is the performance of the top class children. Suddenly, a little yellow duck swaggered towards me. When it reached me, it stretched its neck and started singing.

B: What are you singing?

A: "Xiaxiaxia!" Mimi is welcome to join.

B: Mimi.

A: It turns out that the top class kids asked me to play the role of the little cat.

B: Then go quickly.

A: Then I don’t know anything.

B: You can learn it.

A: The teacher said to me with a smile: "I will be the mother cat and you will be the little cat, okay." I said happily: "Okay!" The teacher taught, and the children also taught, and after a while Just learned it.

B: How wonderful this is! Did anyone teach you how to act at grandma's house?

A: No.

B: Are there any children to play with you?

A: No.

B: Is the kindergarten good?

A: OK.

B: Will you cry again when you go to kindergarten?

A: Cry.

B: Ah! Why are you still crying? What a great kindergarten! The teacher taught us to draw, dance, sing, count, climb mountains, row boats, build houses, and play games.

A: What. Are there any mountains in the kindergarten?

B: Let’s play on the slide! Isn't it similar to mountain climbing?

A: What about rowing?

B: Swing! Isn't it just like rowing a boat in the water?

A: Building a house.

B: Put the building blocks.

A: Now I fall in love with kindergarten.

B: Woo hoo hoo.

A: I stopped crying a long time ago. I said happily: "Mom, let's go. Goodbye!".

B: Then you don’t like to cry anymore. What do you love?

A: I love kindergarten.

3. "New Year's greetings of the twelve zodiac signs"

A: Dear friends: Happy New Year.

A: We give you the twelve zodiac signs together: Happy New Year.

A: I am a rat.

B: I am a cow.

L: I am a pig.

A: It’s the Chinese New Year, and I, on behalf of the twelve zodiac animals, would like to say something auspicious to everyone.

He: Hey, why are you representing me?

A: I am Rat, the eldest of the twelve zodiac animals, and I do not represent anyone.

B: Let me see, well, when it comes to small eyes, no one dares to call you number one if you call me second.

He: Hahahaha.

B: Let me do it! He: Why?

B: I am a cow. I am the best at being diligent. Do you know how humans praise me?

He: Tell me.

B: The old cow also understands that time and time are valuable, and he does not wait for the whip to work hard, and he bows his head and is willing to be a ruthless cow. That is us cows.

C: Come on.

He: Look how awesome you are.

C: If you ask me, this means it must be me.

D: Why.

C: I am a tiger. All twelve zodiac signs are animals, right? I am the king of beasts! You all must be under my control.

He: Hey, I’m really addicted to officialdom.

E: Okay, okay, stop arguing, there is nothing to argue about.

He: Drink, what’s wrong with you.

E: What year is 2011?

Together: Year of the Rabbit.

E: That’s it, I’m the Rabbit. If you don’t listen to me, will you be in the Year of the Rabbit?

He: Yes, tell me quickly.

E: Everyone.

L: Hey, I’m here.

F: Who called you! The peacock opens its tail! Rabbit continued.

E: Everyone, today is the last day of 2010, and the new year is coming soon.

He: Well, not bad.

E: Why don’t we turn our zodiac signs into auspicious words and send them to everyone?

He: Oh, that’s a good idea.

L: I’m the youngest. The older one will give way to the younger one. Let me talk first.

He: Let’s get started.

L: I wish parents all the best in the Year of the Rabbit! All the best.

Dog: I wish my uncle, aunt and family business go go go! alay alay alay, yeah.

Chicken: The chief rooster crows at dawn, and the world is white when the rooster sings. I wish you good luck and good luck!

Monkey: Monkey brings good luck, I wish you a happy new year with monkeys watching the orchard every day!

Sheep: The three sheep are prosperous, and I wish you endless spring in the new year!

Horse: The spirit of the dragon and horse, the horse brings auspiciousness to your home!

Snake: The snake is auspicious, and it is more than auspicious!

Dragon: The dragon soars and the tiger leaps, the dragon brings auspiciousness!

Tiger: I wish you a prosperous career and a prosperous career!

Ox: Swallowing the cow with strong energy, soaring to the sky!

Rat: The spring breeze blows in the green willows, and the spirit rat jumps in the green pine trees!

Together: In the Year of the Dragon, you are the best.

4. "Bragging"

A: Our family is a bragging family.

B: Our family is still a professional bragging family.

A: Our family is the global bragging center.

B: Your family or our family plays it.

A: Our family brags about not paying taxes.

B: Our family doesn’t pay for bragging.

A: No, I will go to the toilet as soon as I am born.

B: Climb away.

A: Who can crawl right after birth?

B: How to get there.

A: The bed can be used as a toilet.

B: This is called bedwetting.

A: I will run away in three months.

B: That must be a freak.

A: My mother went to work in three months, so I had to go back and forth between my grandma’s house and my grandma’s house.

B: Just run away.

A: When it comes to bragging, no one can compare to me.

B: I don’t believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow here. no problem.

B: This is a big meal. I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal.

A: I can eat eight pounds of dumplings in one meal.

B: Oops, I have a fever.

A: Oops, I have a fever too.

B: I slept with a quilt covering me at night. When I looked the next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt.

A: When I went to bed at night, I held a handful of corn in my hand. When I looked at it the next day, it was all popcorn.

B: My riding ability is second to none in the county.

A: My ability to ride a bicycle is unparalleled today.

B: Once I was riding a bike to my grandma’s house. As soon as I got on the road, a Santana flew up behind me.

A: It must have surpassed it.

B: I leaned down and kicked hard.

A: How about it.

B: I’m overtaking him! After 30 kilometers of galloping, I kept leaving it behind.

I was almost at my grandma’s house and I parked my bike on the side of the road.

A: How about it.

B: Wait for the car! After about five minutes, it came and stopped.

A: We’ve seen a good show, prepare to be beaten now.

B: The uncle driver stuck his head out of the car window and shouted to me: "Shame! Shame!".

A: This is nothing. Once, when I came home from school, I put my bicycle against the wall and went to play. The next day, when I was riding my bike, I discovered that the rear wheel was missing.

B: The thief must have unloaded it.

A: No way! That's because I was riding too fast and threw it on the road.

B: There is such a thing.

A: There is nothing surprising about this. This kind of thing happens to me often.

B: Oh.

A: I looked for it along the way, and finally found it in a tree ditch on the roadside. Oh my God, it was still spinning there.

B: You are fast, but I am taller than a tree.

A: I am taller than the building.

B: My head is in the sky, my feet are on the ground, and I can reach out and grab a big airplane.

A: My upper lip is touching the sky and my lower lip is touching the ground.

B: What about your face?

A: Those who brag are shameless.

B: Hey.

5. "Traffic Safety"

B: Today we are going to tell you about a cross talk. This cross talk is about traffic safety.

A: OK, traffic safety. (no spirit).

B: I asked you why you are so listless today.

A: Don’t mention it, it’s bad luck.

B: Come and listen.

A: Why is it so difficult to walk now?

B: How to say it.

A: I came to school two days ago. You know, I walked to school myself.

B: This all sounds new. If you don’t do it yourself, what are you going to do?

A: I mean I walked to school.

B: Oh, you said walking is impossible.

A: As soon as I left the community gate, I got on the main road.

B: Wait, why don’t you take the sidewalk?

A: I have to cross the road.

B: Oh, there is a horizontal line at the entrance of your community.

A: No.

B: That is a small road without crosswalks.

A: No, it’s a two-way six-lane road.

B: Then you are jaywalking! You have to follow the crosswalk lines.

A: Don’t you take a detour when walking on a crosswalk? That would take up too much shoes.

B: Look how lazy he is.

A: It became lively as soon as I got on the road.

B: Yeah.

A: There is a lot of traffic on the road, and I can’t get through it.

B: It’s the morning rush hour.

A: Not bad. A little guy came not far away. I saw an opportunity.

B: Little guy.

A: It’s not big. It’s only about ten meters long and weighs dozens of tons. It looks very cute. Its scientific name is bus.

B: This is still small.

A: It’s slow! The one swaying and swaying came over (making a turtle crawling posture).

B: Is there such a bus?

A: I’m not idle either, come on. I held my breath and concentrated my energy, the energy sank into my Dantian, the clear energy rose, the turbid energy descended, the two energies were colorful, and the energy poured into the soles of my feet, and I rushed out with a single lunge.

B: Look how useless he is.

A: Another lunge, haha.

B: It’s over.

A: Sitting on the ground.

B: Why are you sitting on the ground?

A: The bus suddenly braked and stopped half a meter in front of me. I was so frightened that my legs softened and I sat down on the ground.

B: How dangerous.

A: The bus driver was also hateful. He even came down and asked, "Kid, are you okay? Why are you jaywalking on the road? How dangerous it is!".

B: Yes.

A: I was so angry, thinking: If you don’t brake, will you scare me?

B: If someone doesn’t brake, they will run over you.

A: Roll over me. Don't be afraid! You can crush my body, but you can't crush my soul.

B: You are quite messy.

A: There was a car accident reported on TV when I got home that night. A student was jaywalking and was hit by a car.

B: Really?

A: The scene was terrible. There were books and shoes everywhere. There is another person who is lying on his stomach like this (turning his back to make an S shape).

B: Just stop learning. It’s miserable enough.

A: I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet when I saw that.

B: Be prepared to obey the traffic rules.

A: Changed the channel.

B: Go to hell!