Humorous joke stories of middle school students

Humorous joke stories of middle school students

Humorous joke stories of middle school students 1;

I remember dating my boyfriend, when they had little chance to be together. Occasionally hide under the bridge for intimacy, always afraid of being seen.

On one occasion, we sat by the river watching cows eat grass and said something obscure.

I said, alas, I am an elephant, and I am bored every day.

She said: I have never had a bird walk on this grass.

I said, why don't you let my elephant visit the grass?

She said, well, I'm afraid you won't leave after shopping.

I said: forget it, I'd better protect this only grassland so as not to become a zoo in the future.

She went on to say: I am not afraid of becoming a zoo, but I am afraid that all the small animals will be born from the zoo in the end?

Middle school students humorous joke story 2:

1. I was taking a shower when my husband came in to pee and looked me up and down while peeing.

Then he shook his head and said, black. . It was really dark. .

I said, no way. Running outside in summer is not dark day by day!

Husband: Hehe ~ Hehe ~ I mean it's dark below you ~ ~

2. Dye my sister's hair and leave my husband at home.

I couldn't stand the temptation of the stylist and dyed my hair. What's it like to go home and ask a rogue husband?

My husband nodded again and again and said, it's good, it's good to look at it in another color, it's good!

Then he picked me up and threw me on the bed, and at first he took off my pants. I grabbed it tightly and asked, what are you doing? ?

My husband pretended to be extremely wronged and said, I just want to see if there is any dirt below!

3. Clean at home in underwear and vest.

Squatting to clean the floor blocked the rogue husband's way. He kicked my PP and said, Good P is in the way!

When passing by, he pointed back at me and said, wife, your underwear is dirty. Where did you wipe it?

I stood up and looked down: No? Where is it dirty?

The rogue husband pointed down with his hand: you can't see such a dark mass!

I'll fly straight to the rag. Hum ~ ~, don't expect me to wear transparent underwear in the future!

Middle school students humorous joke story 3:

I have the habit of touching BF's little JJ when I sleep (hee hee). I went to my sister's house with BF yesterday, but I didn't leave at night, so I slept with my sister.

At night, my hand is dishonest, reaching out to the familiar one? Place? Pull it, it's okay, and then wake up with a tingle ~

I thought: it's over. How embarrassing in front of my sister!

Just when I was crazy, my sleepy sister turned over and muttered, Brother-in-law, stop it. I'm still at my house.

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