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Others regard it as a joke. Tell me about it.

1. He didn't accompany you when you were sad. He didn't cherish you when you stayed. To put it bluntly, he doesn't like you that much.

I have bothered you before, but I won't bother you again. Just pretend that the wind never blew, that you never came, and that I never loved you. Let's have a joke about liking you.

4. I once owned you. When I mentioned it, I was full of pride and possession. Later, I remembered it as a pity and grievance. I just lamented that the time was too short, I met each other late, but I was sincere but not brave enough.

Maybe one day I can't hold on, I will get the most annoying cigarette in my life, and I will make an exception. I'll stay out all night and get drunk. I will also play with my feelings casually, regardless of other people's feelings. Don't ask me why. I don't know. All I know is that I'm fine when he's around.

6. A city that has lived for a long time will eventually come back if you want to leave. Tired of watching songs, delete them for a long time and then download them back. People who have been separated for a long time can't tell when they meet again suddenly. Anything is possible, but time can't go back, can't come back.

I'm not disappointed in you, I'm just disappointed in love. It's so different from what I expected. In addition to "waiting", it is constantly suffering.

8. Later, I realized that humble love can't blossom at all, and it can only grow unscrupulous harm and unscrupulous madness.

9. When you try your best to be kind to a person, you become a fool and a deaf person. There is nothing in your eyes except him, and even the injury becomes a test of love.

10 What a pity! We all start with strangers, and at the end of the story, we will inevitably become familiar strangers. All the unexpected encounters in life seem to be a long-planned dispersion, and luck is used to satisfy and companionship becomes a luxury.

Let the other person see the sad words, and like you as long as possible.

I met him at the age of 18. It was love at first sight and I had a crush on him for more than two years. I can't bear to miss him. Although we were not together, it was the best memory of my youth.

It is also worthwhile to pay without results, because the harvest is in the pay.

I like that you are not on the road, not LOL.

How to take off without an auxiliary ADC?

I fell in love with him in the third grade when I was in the first grade, and since then, I have been out of control. I have known each other for 9 years, including all my youth. Thank him for his company all the way, and thank him for his encouragement and help. Thank you for his appearance, which made me feel different youth. But we have never been together, and we will never be together. He is a hurdle that I can never cross, but I know it is the best result. I can know that he is here and I won't lose him.

The so-called romance is that there is no later. Nice to meet you.

I like you, and you like me. We have known each other for eight years since high school. We are together. I love you very much. My lovely PLA uncle is waiting for you.

Just say it if you like it. There is no shortage of friends, only you.

Secret love is like a one-man show. One person is complacent, while the other person is kept in the dark.

What's it like to have a crush on someone? Sweet and sour, a little salty. Still a little bitter.

Take care in the future. If you can still think of me in three to five years, please come to me. You may or may not find it. Thank you for giving me the feeling of deer bumping around. I like you as long as I like you.

Whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, and whether you are together or not are actually three things.

In junior high school, I fell in love with a classmate. Every day after school, I look at him from a distance, waiting for him to come out of sight. This is my deepest memory. I will never forget the feeling of looking at him. His every move, his smile, is still faintly visible. Maybe this is the feeling of first love.

I liked it at that time, not for a result, but for my own satisfaction, a smile, a nod and a response.

I stood outside your door, tried knocking on your door several times and asked if you could hide for a while, but I didn't, just stood in the rain all the time.

Secret love is a kind of tenderness, a kind of courage, a kind of pride, a kind of courage to fight against the whole world alone.

I have never owned you, but I have lost you thousands of times in my heart. It's not that I'm cold to you, but that I'm afraid you'll see that I like you too much and bother you.

In fact, the so-called secret love is nothing more than: my pride is hopeless.

I finally got up the courage to say that I like you, only to find that I got nothing, but lost more. The scenes that appear many times in the dream are all false. When the reality woke me up, I found that it might be really inappropriate. At the moment you said it, the wrong love in your mouth became the pain of my life. Not being together is my regret, but your lifelong happiness is my greatest comfort.

Whatever the result, at least I won't regret it in the future. It is most important to work hard and live up to my choice.

To like someone is to look at the gray QQ avatar every day, ask good morning and good night every day, and express your thoughts every day. Until one day, the avatar lit up, but the information became a completely unknown person. At that moment, the sky will completely fall.

Some secrets have been hidden for a long time, such as a debt in my heart, which is still unclear.

I have always liked him, but I don't know what I like about him. It seems that I just like love itself I can't contact him now, but I often dream that we will meet again. I was so brave in my dream that I couldn't find him when I woke up. Every time I dream about him, I will be very happy. When I wake up, I will relive the happy feeling in my dream. Even in my dream, I don't have the courage to say that I like him, but at least I can see him again and know his contact information.

In fact, sometimes, I'm just used to liking him, maybe it's why I like him, and you don't even remember yourself. This feeling is hard to get rid of, but it is a kind of redemption for yourself.

Talk about domineering love; There's nothing to say about liking you, I think so.

1. If one day, I fall in love, I must have saved a lot of courage and liked it a lot.

2. The spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles, one hundred miles, and the senior high school entrance examination is 800 meters. Papaya stewed Sydney, cheese corn kernels and mashed potatoes in chicken sauce are not as good as you, and they are not as good as you.

Liking you is probably because I have a popcorn machine in my heart. When you passed me, it began to purr, but when you looked at me tenderly, my world exploded with a bang, and then my heart was filled with sweet and fragrant popcorn.

Because I like you, even if you don't reply to my message for a long time, I will continue to chat happily. Because I like you, every message is changed, deleted and changed, lest you look a little unhappy. Because I like you, I will be unhappy if I don't see you one day. Because I like you, I pay special attention to everything about you. You know, I like you very much, because I read more.

I hope you can become an omnipotent heroine, meet someone you can trust for life, and you can become a little princess who can't even unscrew the bottle cap.

6. I will lose my temper, I will stick to you, I will hold my head back and pout for a hug. When I am angry, I speak and do things without thinking. I have a stubborn temper. I hope you can tolerate everything about me, love me well and take good care of my little friends.

7. Many times, I feel that I don't want to fall in love with anyone or chat with anyone. I just want to take a nap in the air-conditioned room. When I woke up, the sun outside was still warm. I just look at the leaves outside the window, turn over two books, or sit on the sofa and watch my favorite movies, so I can live my personal life as I please.

8. I've always wanted to control my feelings for you, neither too strong nor too light nor too heavy, but I forgot that feelings are not in charge.

9. The right person comes from running-in. The perfect lover with you doesn't come naturally. Love at first sight doesn't mean that you will get along well. Those who get along well are not necessarily loyal. The perfect lover has actually changed a little by polishing you. Although everyone has a little loss, they can become a tacit couple. Being in love and getting along are two different things. Love is attraction, and getting along is change.

10. It doesn't matter if you like waves, as long as you don't drown.

1 1. If I want to become a Buddha, there is no magic in the world. What can Buddha do for me if I want to be a demon?

12. Don't get angry with a boy so easily that he doesn't like it. Don't doubt this and that easily, so that he can't stand it. Learn from Pan Jinlian and poison people he doesn't like. What a simple thing, Wu Zetian said, listening to it and keeping it. Can't stand it or die. No wonder goblins are scrambling to marry Tang Priest, but they can't.

13. Don't get lost in other people's comments, just listen to your inner voice and be yourself.

14. I just want to be special in your heart.

15. I never want any vigorous love, as long as someone won't leave me. Give me a coat when I am cold, a cup of hot water when my stomach is uncomfortable, and a hug when I am sad. Just stay with me all the time, accompany me through every section of the road, not love more all day, but seriously "don't go."

16. I am not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

17. I am you.

18. You should take a knife, kill someone who doesn't love you, wipe his blood all over the wall, wipe it on your face, smoke a Marlboro cigarette and respect the rest of your life.

19. I can resist thousands of troops by myself, but I can't sweep you dogs.

20. Don't wronged yourself any more, and spend the rest of your life from head to toe.

Weibo said in a hot mood: Listen to me tell a joke, I like you.

1, keep your hair long, don't blow the night breeze, clean yourself up and learn to smile.

Look how time flies. It's too late to say thank you and goodbye.

Don't complain to others when you have nothing to do. There are very few people in the world who can feel the same way, and most people are tired of listening. A few people will promote it as a laughing stock.

I want you to know that in this world, there is always someone waiting for you forever. Whenever and wherever, there will always be such a person.

5, the success rate of women chasing men is 97. 68%, the success rate of men chasing women is 2.32%.

Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up when he comes?

7. There is a couple in the class who are known by the teacher. The teacher said that as long as the boy was the first in the class, he wouldn't stop them. His grades were not good, but he did it. On that day, all the students handed in blank papers.

Please find out the repetition of this sentence: Do you like me?

9. If you are in love, you have to find an ordinary girl who is slightly fat, loves to laugh and is easy to satisfy. She is very unrestrained and comfortable in front of you. She is unpretentious and occasionally explodes.

10, stick to it if you like it, don't give up halfway, maybe there will be no result in the end, but you have tried and liked it, and even if there is no result in the end, you won't regret it.

1 1. A dog that betrays you is like a sanitary napkin. If you lose it, you can't use it anymore.

12, someone said they hated me, and suddenly I smiled, making you unhappy and I was very happy.

13, I am considerate of other people's feelings, so generally speaking, I won't embarrass people. If I say something that makes you uncomfortable, don't think too much. I did it on purpose.

14, neither too good nor too bad when you are young.

15, listen to me tell a joke, I like you.

16, tap water cannot be drunk, unwashed apples cannot be eaten, and apples washed with tap water can be eaten. The world is so wonderful.

17. Liking you is probably because you cut a hair that I hate most. I look really ugly in disgust. After watching it several times, I couldn't help kissing together.

18, I wish you happiness, whether you are brilliant or degenerate in the future, whether it is smoke or liquor, whether it is heavy rain or sunny, whether it is wind or cloud.

19, since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is in pain.

20. The more incompetent the school, the more rules there are.