Simple English jokes

Tell me again, "the judge asked," why did you park there? " The driver stood up and replied respectfully, "because, your honor, it says' parking fine'" (note: "fine" has two meanings 1) 2) You have to pay some money for doing something wrong.

Step 2 help yourself

One day, I walked into a bookstore and asked a lady behind the counter where the self-help area was. She said, "If I tell you, it will defeat the whole purpose." (Note: "self-help" has two meanings 1) Do you take it or not? 2) You can choose it at will.)

I can't digest so many apples.

The doctor said seriously, "if you want to live a long life, every time you want to drink." Eat an apple instead. " Patient: "Sorry, I can't digest so many apples."

4. Is this a problem?

A college student in a philosophy class is taking his first exam. There is only one simple line on the paper: "Is this a question?" A student wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer." The students got an "A" in the exam.

5. One dollar per minute

One day, a professor was giving his students a big test. He handed out all the test papers and then went back to his desk to wait. As soon as the exam was over, all the students handed in their papers. The professor noticed that a student attached a bill of $ 100 to the test paper, and attached a note saying "one dollar per minute". The professor handed out the test paper in the second class. The student got back his test paper and $64 change.

How and who?

A few years ago, Premier Mori Yoshiro received some basic English conversation training before visiting Washington and meeting with President Bill Clinton. ...

The instructor told Prime Minister Sen; When you shake hands with President Clinton, please say: How are you?

Then Mr. Clinton should say: I'm fine and you?

Now, you should say: Me too!

After that, our translators will complete the work for you.

It seems simple, but the truth is. ...

When Mori Yoshiro met Clinton, he mistakenly said, Who are you?

(instead of how are you? )

Mr. Clinton was a little shocked, but he managed to respond humorously:

Well, I'm Hillary's husband, haha. .....

Then Sen replied: Me too, haha ...

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.