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Who is martial arts?

He is the "second generation of stars", but he is the fastest man without stars. He sang quietly and sat quietly. The mobile phone says "low key" to alert itself.

He is born after 90, but he is the least mainstream child. He doesn't make public, has no personality, and doesn't do inflammatory actions.

He is a martial arts, he is a champion with a high fever of 39 degrees, he is a musician who can sing independently at the age of 3, he is an angel full of love, and he is the infinite motivation of his mother. ...

When I was 2 years old, I would perform deeply.

As we all know, in the competition of Happy Boys 10 into 8, the "kneeling" of martial arts added an important stroke to his promotion. On that day, Wushu performed "Grey Space". When the song went deep and the feelings were strong, the martial arts knelt down and shocked the audience. "I think if I don't give full play, I may be eliminated. I didn't think too much, just thought it was an action. " Kung fu is an understatement.

This action is actually a signature action of practicing martial arts since childhood. Wu Yi's father is Wu Li, a veteran singer in Changsha. His family has been equipped with karaoke equipment for a long time. In their spare time, the whole family likes to sing karaoke in the living room. Two-year-old martial arts, unable to speak clearly, singing loudly with a microphone. "At that time, we were filming DV at home and wanted to film him playing. I didn't expect him to sing along with the music with a microphone. " In an interview with reporters, Wu Yi's mother took out DV while recalling it. The martial arts in DV, wearing blue sweater pants, holding a microphone in front of the camera, is full of posture. Although he couldn't understand what he was singing, he was already a star at that time. When he was excited, he suddenly got down on one knee, his small head tilted to the ceiling, his microphone held high above his head, and his eyes closed, as if intoxicated with the atmosphere of music. This performance amazed my father, who is a singer, and deeply felt the subtle influence of his music path on Wushu.

Although parents didn't deliberately cultivate the literary talent of Wushu, the musical talent inherited from their father broke out again when Wushu was 3 years old.

Martial arts have loved listening to music since childhood. At that time, my father liked to sing the curved moon. Dad sometimes gets excited and teaches martial arts to sing this song. Every time my father sings this song, martial arts will hum along with my father. Until one day, the whole family sat around and sang karaoke again. When the prelude to this song just started on TV, Wu Yi immediately picked up the microphone and sang. Mother recalled the past and showed pride. "This is the first time he completely finished singing. The intonation of the lyrics is not bad, and he knows how to tune it. "

When I was 6 years old, I knelt down to thank you.

Every child has an angel in his heart. Angels grow up with them and teach them to treat the world with love and sincerity. I think martial arts must be the angel's favorite child.

"He has love since he was a child, and beggars on the roadside will stop and bend over to give money. Where there is a disaster, he always asks me to take him to donate money ... "Speaking of her son's love, the mother of martial arts began to talk about memories.

6-year-old martial arts is not strong, a routine physical examination was arranged to be hospitalized. The martial arts that have been spoiled since childhood, hospitalization is the general mobilization of the whole family. Martial arts, surrounded by these loves, are not immersed in doting, but pay attention to the children of the same age in the bed next door.

The child in front of him is weak and poorly dressed. The man standing by looked miserable, but he kept stroking the child's head with his hand. "What do you want to eat? Dad will buy it. " The child stared at the middle-aged man. "Dad, why don't you eat? You haven't eaten for days. " Middle-aged people are a little depressed. "Dad is not hungry, let's eat." This little picture impressed the young military commander. He quietly called his mother to the front and blinked. "Mom, how much money do you have? Give them all the money. I heard from his father that he had no money to buy food. " My mother looked at Uncle Wu, nodded at him and gave all her 300 yuan money to the children in the next bed. "My son said to let you buy food with this money!"

The middle-aged man looked at the child and said the money in his hand. At that time, he was too excited to speak. Half a ring, he suddenly fell to his knees with tears in his eyes. "Thank you, you are really good people and lifesavers." He choked, "we haven't eaten for a long time, and the conditions at home are not good. This child has this disease again, and we have to change the bone marrow, and the money has been spent. " Seeing this kind of martial arts, he quickly shouted, "wake up uncle!" Help uncle up quickly! " The man was lifted up by the Wu family. The man looked at the innocent martial arts and said, "Your child will be rewarded!" " "

Now the martial arts may not remember what happened in those days, but my mother said, "If that middle-aged man heard about it, he would definitely remember it."

18 years old won the championship with high fever.

As the "second generation of stars", martial arts inherited his father's musical genes, but not as extroverted and generous as him.

"He is too shy to sing in front of me, not even." Although Wushu is now on the stage of the top seven in China, in my mother's eyes, Wushu is still a worrying child. "We sometimes take some family photos with a video recorder, and he will hide when he is photographed."

In order to change the shy character of martial arts, in Toronto, parents forced martial arts to participate in the K-King Championship. My mother invited a teacher to teach martial arts and bought the best karaoke equipment to practice. Wushu has also made a lot of efforts in the days of preparation. As a result, the day before the competition, Wushu unfortunately had a fever of 39 degrees. That night, my mother went to the hospital with martial arts. The doctor's advice was "I can't take part in the competition." At that time, Wu Yi and his mother were dumbfounded. They had been preparing for the competition for a long time, but they could not participate because of this. My mother is angry and distressed. "I want to play football or go out, and now I have a cold!" "Although martial arts is tortured by a cold, it still silently bears the mother's blame. In the evening, the painful martial arts is still thinking about the next day's game, thinking about the hard work that my mother has paid for him for so many days. He told himself, "I can never give up. "So, he ate antibiotics and ate twice as much.

When I got up the next day, my mother was ready to retire. "Mom, I can go to the game. I took a lot of medicine yesterday. " Looking at the martial arts with red eyes, my mother was deeply moved. Mother learned martial arts. "Baby, don't try to be brave if you can't." He nodded silently.

Accompanied by her mother, Wu Yi arrived at the competition site. The 39-degree fever has no inexplicable martial arts, but it is stunned by the crowd in the game and wants to retreat. Kung fu began to beg her mother, "Can we not attend?" You see, they have all won prizes and all have competition experience. I have never participated in such a competition. "Such depression has disappointed his mother for a long time, but he has been enlightening him." Baby, mom has worked so hard for you, and you have paid so much. Now that we are here, we still have to take part in the competition. "Martial arts can't beat my mother." Then I'll sit in the car and call me when there are three left. "Finally, martial arts came to power. He stood on the stage and drank a bottle of water, his face flushed. After calming down, he went to the center of the stage and said loudly, "Thank you, Mom, for taking care of me when I was sick …" The mother sitting under the stage was in tears. In this tortuous competition, Wushu won the sea election champion. Finally won the third place in the national finals.

This competition undoubtedly made Wushu truly embark on the road of music.

This summer, the national registration of Happy Boys began. Wu immediately called his son back from Canada after learning the news. "We want him to participate in the competition, but also to exercise his courage, his ability to contact society and his character." Because of this decision, Wushu stepped onto the national stage and became a well-known star. In the 8-7 match, Wushu swayed on the stage of happy boys, full of energy. I can't see at all that he used to be a child who blushed even when he sang in front of his mother. "He has made rapid progress. I can't even imagine that he is becoming more and more natural on the stage. He dares to say hello to everyone. Although his hand is very low, it is already a big step. " Mother agreed to let Wushu participate in the competition.

Mother is the patron saint of martial arts.

Time flies, and the child who once spoiled in his mother's arms has grown up. Standing on the stage of the top seven happy boys in China, Uncle Wu conquered all the audience with shy and melancholy eyes and thoughtful and affectionate singing, but he was still a child in the eyes of his mother.

Hong kong 1990 winter. The birth of martial arts brought great joy and happiness to this mother. The newborn martial arts looks outstanding, and both doctors and nurses in the hospital and relatives and friends are scrambling to hug him.

"I have never left martial arts since I was a child." It's still a doll's martial arts. I'll bother my mother all day. Every time his mother leaves, he starts to cry. Every night, my mother tells martial arts jokes and goes back to her room when she falls asleep.

Martial arts loves to give gifts to his mother since childhood. When he was in primary school, he made a greeting card for his mother, which read: "I wish my mother will never get old." Kung fu knows her mind better. He once wrote in his primary school composition: "In fact, I was wrong. What my mother wants is grades and good performance, so I have to study hard now to make my mother happier. This is the real gift. " These are all a kind of pride for my mother.

With the growth of age, children aged 19 tend to feel less intimate with their parents and more considerate. "I'm shy, I have a lot of words and things, I know what to say and what to do, but I dare not say, dare not do, so I gave it to my brother. Because he is still young. " As the eldest brother, Uncle Wu was inspired by his father's "eldest brother is father" and often told his younger brother to be closer to his mother, hug her more and kiss her more. For my younger brother, maybe he still doesn't understand the truth, but he always listens to his brother. "Brother said parents love you, so I won't be so strict with you. Only brothers will take care of you. " On March 8 this year, Wu Yi, who was not with her mother, specially called her brother and told him, "Be sure to give her a gift."

As the saying goes, "it hurts in the child's heart and hurts in the mother." Happy male voice made martial arts famous and made him work harder than others on this road. This kind of hard work made my mother choke several times. "Every time I ask,' Baby, are you working hard?' But every time he replied,' Mom, don't worry about me if I don't work hard. "Mom thinks martial arts are too forbearing." He is afraid that we will worry, and he will not tell us even if he suffers more. If he complained to us like other children, we might feel better. It hurts that he is so sensible! Sometimes when I see negative news, I am afraid that he can't bear it psychologically, so I call him to enlighten him. As a result, he persuaded us not to watch those news in turn. "For the first time, the mother felt that her child had really grown up.