The hilarious jokes of the Three Kingdoms

Sun Quan: My family is very big.

Kong Ming: I am ambitious.

Masu: I have a big idea.

Liu Bei: My tears are big.

Cao Cao: Guo Jia, what do you suggest?

Liu Bei: Kong Ming, what do you suggest?

Sun Quan: Zhou Yu, what do you suggest?

Lu Bu: The Story Of Diu Sim, what do you suggest?

Cao Cao: I have seven sons in Jian 'an.

Liu Biao: I'm the Eighth Jun of Jing Xiang.

Han Sui: I rode it eight times.

Liu Bei: I am General Five Tigers.

Lingdi: I serve ten times.

Guan Yu: The blue dragon is crescent moon, and the cold light is shining!

Liu Bei: The sword is divided into two strands!

Zhang Fei: Holding a snake spear, you are very heroic!

Lu Bu: You three brothers will go together.

Zhao Yun: Millions of troops saved Dou.

Guan Yu: Kill Yan Liang and kill Wen Chou.

Zhang Fei: There was a roar in front of Dangyang Bridge.

Dian Wei: Shit, where are my people? !

Wang: My husband is a traitor.

Joe's: My husband is very handsome.

Sun Shi: My husband is appointed.

Cai Wenji: I have many husbands.

Guan Yu: My dragon crescent moon blade.

Liu Bei: I have a sword.

Cao Cao: It can't get out of the sky. Who will compete with me?

Wang Yun: Give me back the seven-star sword first!

Kong Ming: I'm empty.

Zhao Yun: I'm free.

Jiang Wei: Shit, the rear is empty!

Liu Bei: I have many sons.

Sun Quan: I have many sons.

Cao Cao: I have many sons.

Sima Yi: There are not many good children. One is worth ten.

Kaijiao: I have many fans.

Liu Bei: I have suffered a lot.

Sun Quan: I have many talents.

Cao Cao: I pick up a lot of girls.

Zhang Xiu: Brothers, you are a smoker.

Guan Yu: Who will find me a spring and autumn edition?

Zhang Fei: Somebody, find me some good wine.

Cao Cao: An Min, find me a beautiful girl.

Empress Fu: Hey, I married a puppet.

Sun Shangxiang: Hey, married an old man.

Zhen Shi: Hey, just marry your brother-in-law.

Yuan Shao: The battle of Guandu, alas. ...

Cao Cao: Battle of Red Cliffs, hey. ...

Liu Bei: The fire burned even the camp, alas. ...

Yujin: It flooded the seventh army, alas. ...

Guan Yu: I lost Maicheng, alas. ...

Meng Huo: Let me go again if you dare!

Yuan Shao: I am a hero in Hebei.

Sun Ce: I am a hero in Jiangdong.

Martin: I am a hero in the west.

Liu Biao: I am a hero of Jing Xiang.

Cao Cao: There are only two heroes in the world.

Liu Bei: It thundered, and it rained to collect clothes.

Lu Bu: I am strong.

Zhang Fei: I am very strong.

Ma Chao: I am very strong.

Hua Xiong: I am very strong.

Guan Yu: I want to die.

Zhang Liao: I surrender.

Pound: I surrender.

Ma Chao: I surrender.

Huang Zhong: I surrender.

Lu Bu: I surrender.

Liu Bei: Surrender? Did you ask me? !

Kong Rong: I asked Pear.

Yang Xiu: I am a chicken rib.

Hua tuo: I open my head.

Mi Heng: I streaked.

Cao Cao: It's all on!

Cao Cao: I unify the north.

Liu Bei: I am a separatist regime in Xishu.

Sun Quan: I am in Jiangnan.

Si Mazhao: You all go down.