Funny version of toasts at the wine table

Lift your butt, a funny version of a toast at the wine table after drinking again

Move your butt, show respect

If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends. .

The lady persuaded me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the boss a glass of wine, but the boss thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink.

The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. How many times do you want to come down?

I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

If the feelings are deep, one mouthful will be boring;

If the feelings are shallow, give it a lick;

If the feelings are thick, the drink will not be enough;

If the feelings are weak, Can't drink it;

Emotional iron will bleed if you drink it.

Rinse your mouth with one, two, and two ounces,

Three, two, and four ounces does not count as wine,

Five, two, and six ounces, support the wall and walk,

< p> Seventy-two and eighty-two are still roaring.

If a man doesn’t drink, he is walking in this world in vain

As long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be regarded as wine

Wine is the essence of food, the more he drinks, the younger he becomes

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

The wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the friends remain in the hearts!

A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog,

A man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch,

Half a pound of wine is not enough, and a pound of wine is enough to support the wall

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I won’t leave even if it’s half the weight of the wall.

When you meet someone you know, a thousand cups is too little. Drink as much as you can.

If you can’t drink, run away.

I get drunk every day on the revolutionary wine,

I drink until my eyes are red and my stomach is damaged,

I drink until my hands and feet are weak,

Drinking to the point of losing memory.

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As soon as the complaint was made to the Discipline Inspection Commission,

the secretary waved his hand after hearing it

It doesn’t matter if he can drink or not,

We also do it every day drunk!

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My wife complained to the Commission for Discipline Inspection

The Secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection said: It’s not right whether I should drink or not;

My wife complained to the Standing Committee of the National People’s Congress

National People’s Congress The director said: This expenditure has long been within the budget;

My wife complained to the Women's Federation

The women director said: The one in my family is also drunk every day;

My wife complained to the Municipal Party Committee Joint Meeting

The Municipal Party Committee Secretary said: He drank to death and we will hold a memorial service for him.

If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future

Drink nine times a day, focus on training

Only drink drinks, not leaders

If you can drink, you will not lose. , leadership secretary

If you drink too much, you will lose your official position

If you drink too little for a long time, it will be difficult to find talents

If you run away halfway, it is still early for promotion

< p> Leading the whole process, future leaders

It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat is dripping from the soil.

Drinking three glasses of wine in a row, do you think it’s hard or not?

I am sleeping in spring without waking up, and I can hear the singing of birds everywhere.

I raised my glass and asked the lady, how much should I drink?

---The lady has the final say

Just follow your feelings, this time I will drink.

---Ahem, there is no other way, just drink.

My wife told me when I came here to drink less and eat more vegetables.

Wine makes a hero brave, and he refuses to be controlled by his wife

A small man is not a gentleman, and he is not a husband without wine

In the market economy, competition is fierce, so drink a glass of wine quickly.

When the sun rises, the flowers in the river are as red as the fire. I wish your business will be more prosperous.

---Invite business people to have a drink

Make new friends and never forget old ones.

--- Let’s have a drink with new and old friends ***

In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty and two pounds are leisurely.

--- If you have a good drinker, have a drink

Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a glass of wine for the elder brother.

A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and let’s drink it.

--- Have a drink by yourself

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, can you have one less drink?

If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it first!

The commodity economy is in circulation, open and invigorated.

When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little, drink it without speculation

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup after another is passed down

There is no cloud in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted

Drinking wine with close friends, chanting poems to the people you meet