Super funny sentence, specializing in all kinds of unhappiness, it is recommended to collect!

1. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

2. From scanning code payment to brushing face payment, it is not our IQ that is improved, but the speed at which we spend money.

3, like a person, the brain will automatically add filters, whitening, grinding skin, do not like to change the original picture for the second time.

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

Every day, I will draw a circle on the calendar. On Sunday, I found that the day was turned into an ellipsis by me!

6, everyone must understand a truth: falling in love does not delay learning, what delays learning is unrequited love!

7. My advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is keeping a low profile.

8. A good horse never turns back, so I never turn around and walk in circles. As a result, I ran into the grass again

9. If happiness is a cloud and pain is a star, then my life is really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

10, the four favorite animals of women: scallop → pearl; Bear → fur; Crocodile → bag; Donkey → Pay the above fees.

1 1. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

12, women like two kinds of flowers best in their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

13, the winner is a beautiful woman, who asks for money with a smile!

14, when comforting others, I just want to find a rope when comforting myself.

15, daily eating status: I enjoy it in my mouth, but I want to be thin in my heart.

16, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, nor love and ignorance, but when we are sitting together, you are playing with your mobile phone.