Life is humorous.

Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following are my humorous jokes about life. Don't miss them.

Humorous jokes about life (1)

1, expensive things are good except expensive, and cheap things are bad except cheap.

The similarity between spring and derailment is that green is not easy to detect.

When everyone says you are a good person, you have a great chance to be an unprincipled person.

4. Who is the best salesman in history? Brother traffic police, people bill every day, but only make one transaction. No bargaining, no return, no postage, no payment at the store, all strangers!

The most painful thing in the world is that I want the state to manage the house, but the state only wants to tax me, and the mode and level of taxation are unbearable.

Humorous jokes about life (2)

1. Walking in the park, I found that those love marks were carved on the trunk by couples. . .

First of all, I don't question why they want to carve words on the trunk, but I am lost in thought. Why do couples bring knives when dating? . .

Every time my girlfriend loses her temper in the street, I will always follow her until she lets go of my ear.

3, blind date, the man is darker, the woman asks:? Why are you so dark?

Man:? I don't want to waste my life. ?

4. A woman asks a man: Do you love me?

Do you want me to tell the truth or lie?

Woman: Nonsense!

Man: What a nice day today!

Female. . .

After being with my boyfriend for half a year, he always ignores his words and deeds. Today, I couldn't help shouting at him. Why are you always cold to me? Can't you do something to keep me warm?

Boyfriend heard a slap and said:? It's burning now. ?

Humorous jokes about life (3)

1, a buddy and a colleague won a box of TT in a bet. Just after returning to his room in the evening, his father said excitedly: Wife! Our silly child has come to his senses. I saw a condom in his coat pocket! ?

Mom:? Huh? Old man, my son won't go to miss, will he?

His father:? Stop talking nonsense! Young ladies prepare their own set! ?

2、? Dad, were you brave when you were a child? The son blinked and asked.

Father pinched his little face: Of course, dad is very brave. When he was a child, he didn't say anything about the injection, and he didn't blink. ?

? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Grandma? The child looked adoring and ran to ask his grandmother.

Grandma squinted and smiled: Of course it's true. Your father did the same thing when he was a child. He fainted when he saw the needle.

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3、? I am his lover. I begged him to buy me a mobile phone for a long time, but he ignored me. As soon as my wife's mobile phone broke down, I bought her a new one the next day. I am sad. ?

? Daughter, stop it. ?

4. Mom: Go and wash the dishes.

Me: Do you think I'm lazy?

Mom: Go and read a book.

Me: You think I'm stupid?

Mom: Go to exercise.

Me: Do you think I am fat?

Mom: You really look like a child who hasn't grown up.

Me: You mean I have small breasts?

Mom. . .

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