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The classic line of "the legendary swordsman" is that if the rivers and lakes are sinister, they will withdraw.

The legendary swordsman is an action comedy film invested by Benshan Media. The film is directed by Zhu Yanping, written by Caishen Ning, starring Xiao Shenyang and Lin Xilei, and starring Zhao Benshan. It continues Zhao Benshan's funny style before, and the classic lines in the film are also very stem.

The legendary swordsman's classic lines

1 From tomorrow on, care about food and vegetables. Living in a house facing the sea, spring is blooming.

2 Ye Cheng: Classic ...

3. Zhao Benshan's sentence: "Which unit are you from?" ? Make everyone present laugh ~

4. get into the water without paying, and the fish will get on board!

If you want money, it will kill you.

6, the new book listed first, Di skillfully solved the case of burning the body, Zhao orphan Green Hornet, without a bullet.

7. It's advertising time.

Wu Zongxian: From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood and travel around the world.

9. My ancestors' ancestors were royalty.

10, hello, which unit?

The legendary swordsman's character stills

1 1, his admission is an admission of failure!

12, number, (],

13 Young man, may the Force be with you!

14, where did you buy this? In the stall, piracy drops, and then the boss will practice two tricks for him in turn.

15, where are you fighting? It's a fight!

16, I'll hatch eggs with me if you don't come back.

17, every time, the whole product placement is like this!

18, boss, I lost my first kiss.

19, boss, he is a professional.

20, relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft, grab today, not allowed to give, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

"the legendary swordsman" stills

2 1, River Thief (Zhao Benshan): May the Force be with you in Zhao Benshan! ! May the Force be with you (don't be too presumptuous! Useless) ~

22. River thief (Zhao Benshan): He admitted that he had given up! "

23. River thief (Zhao Benshan): I have good news for you. We robbed.

24. River thief (Zhao Benshan): We Jianghu people have the first meaning. What is this?

25. River thief (Zhao Benshan): "Where are you fighting? Obviously it is a fight! "

26, tell you a good news, we are robbing.

27. Let me go. I told him to let go!

Just call me nobody.

28. The hero who fell off the cliff shouted, "I will come back!" "

I haven't had a whole body for a long time since I entered the palace at the age of 29.

30. No, I have to choose the same as the egg. How can it compare with eggs? I choose eggs.

3 1, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless.

32. We Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme. What is this?

33, want to practice magic! You must go to the palace first! If it wasn't from the palace! You can also practice! Cry! State of Divinity

Fish can't live without water, and you can't live without a boat. If you don't pay, you will get into the water and get on the boat. State of Divinity

35. Read the new book before it goes on the market. Di Renjie skillfully solved the case of body burning. Scott's The Orphan Green Hornet is not a flying bullet. State of Divinity

36. I am a deep person because I live in the basement. State of Divinity

37. My sister has been better than me since childhood. She can write poetry and draw pictures, and she can skillfully add and subtract in ten minutes. She also won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition (this is really strong) the legendary swordsman.

38.do you understand? Don't be too presumptuous in English. It's no use laughing in Jianghu.

39. He is a professional and I am an amateur. It is shameful for him to hit me. Boss, you fight him. State of Divinity

If one day I have no money, then even I don't care about me. State of Divinity

The legendary swordsman poster

4 1, you, it is unforgivable to seek usurpation. If you plead guilty now, you can keep a whole body. State of Divinity

42.are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years. State of Divinity

43. Do you ... really like him? Willing to give up everything for him? (Moon Dew: Hmm) What's so good about him? Yuelu: He can repair shoes, can't you? )-↓ "the legendary swordsman"

44. Insiders look at the door and insiders look at the sidewalk. State of Divinity

45, every time, the whole product placement, everyone is stupid? It's advertising time. State of Divinity

Boss, I lost my first kiss. Stop it, what are you talking about after making so much money? You should not have this in your life. State of Divinity

47, the breath is big, because the fire is on, the gums are inflamed. State of Divinity

48. Your Majesty, the old slave wants to make a new history, change the dynasty and be the first eunuch emperor. State of Divinity

49. I have a good news for you. We are robbing. State of Divinity

50. I tell you, my ancestors were royalty, and the biggest legacy left me is this surname. State of Divinity

The movie the legendary swordsman.

5 1, we Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme, what is this? State of Divinity

52. "You didn't fight at all, you were fighting!" State of Divinity

53. "Relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to eat water, grabbing today, not giving, whoever wants to resist, let him die." State of Divinity

54. "Brother, why are you still pulling this thing here? It's so uncomfortable, please! Uncle, I'm just a shoe repairman. The salary is too high. I can't stand it! Listen, did you hear that? You are so capable and approachable. Do you want to learn from others? Keep a low profile. Let's be friends in the future. Is a friend iron? " The legendary swordsman "

55. "Sister-in-law, how did your brother die ... what happened? Didn't he die in battle? My brother died in battle. " The legendary swordsman ""

56. "Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, you will withdraw. " The legendary swordsman "

State of Divinity

Brief introduction to the legendary swordsman's story

Wu Di (Little Shenyang) is a child raised independently by his mother. As an ordinary shoemaker, he leads a quiet life day by day. Until one day, Yue Lu (Lin Xilei) disguised as a man came to his shoe repair shop. She was chasing a wanted man, Tian Tiao, and Wu Di accidentally got involved in the fight in order to help Yue Lu. This adventure ignited his chivalrous dream and acacia. At the same time, the emperor of the capital was also troubled by the "Moon Dew" queen leaving the palace without authorization. The eunuch Cheng Gonggong (Xu Shaoqiang) suggested that the emperor hold a martial arts contest to attract Yuelu to participate and arrange Yuelu to become the champion, so that the emperor and the queen could make up.

As expected, after the news was released, Yuelu Mountain, who was kept in the dark, returned to the palace happily. In Wu Di, he also embarked on a journey to return the shoes left by Moon Dew. First, I met a river thief tied with a bomb on the boat, and bravely stood up and fought the old river thief (Zhao Benshan). The cosmic swordsmanship of the old river thief is "awesome", which makes Wu Di "under great pressure". At the critical moment, a mysterious old man appeared. After Wu Di escaped, they met one after another. But the last big conspiracy has just emerged.