Humorous tone: it's all boiled water. What are you pretending to be?

1, we are all trying to grow up, and then we are all black and blue.

2, don't casually reveal the wound to others to make people feel unsympathetic.

You may be at a loss and I can't guess, but I'm probably what you didn't expect. It doesn't matter.

5. Hold the hand of the person you love. Maybe in the next life, someone else will walk beside you.

6. You never know how brave I need to say a word to you.

7. It's expensive to step near you.

8. I have been a bad student, and I don't mind being a bad girl again.

9. "Is League of Legends important or am I important?" "I can play League of Legends, but I won't hit you. Who do you think is important? "

10, how do you own it? Even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will find a reason to stay for you.

1 1, the so-called last and only love is just a mirage, and it is empty in the end.

12, does it feel good for a girl to be played in the dark?

I'm not Yosemite, I'm just dichlorvos.

1, don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

2. The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

As long as we are confident, anything is possible.

Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

6. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now it's dark.

7. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

8. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so am I.

9. People laugh at me for not wearing anything, and I laugh at others for not wearing anything.

10, there are not many ladies in the world, but there are many dresses.

Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

12, when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

13, raise your head 45 degrees just to keep your nose from staying, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose from others.

14, the girl who looks at the sky is very lonely, and the boy who looks at the sky is looking for UFOs!

15, as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

16, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

17, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

18, living in this era of grass mud horse, we must hold the mentality of dying for everything.

19, you said that ice is sleeping water, I only remember that fart is a breath of shit.

20. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

2 1, we live in sewers, and we still have the right to look up at the stars.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

23. News broadcast cattle 13 means that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

24. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

25. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

26. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

27. I really want to now, but my mood is salty and fragrant.

28. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

29. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

30. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

You are mine-Youlemei.

First, love is beautiful, but sometimes it fades, just like fireworks, leaving only a short-lived beauty. When one day, when we are too old to walk, whether there are people who have touched us in the depths of our memory is the greatest happiness and wealth in our life.

Second, since we have an appointment in ten thousand years, I won't be disappointed if I can't wait for you today. At the end of the last big dance, Cang Sang wrote all over your face. I am the girl who sells flowers to you. There are many partners who seem to be suitable. I regret being apart because I can't communicate. Some partners seem inappropriate, but they are happy because they communicate smoothly with each other. Therefore, it is not all right to find the right person, not only to find the right person, but also to communicate with that person.

I can feel your love for me whenever I shop in the supermarket behind you. The chocolate you bought me is the most delicious in the world.

Cold night, cold, raised my hand and breathed a sigh of relief, reminding me of your hand. It just needs my warm hand and wants to tell you that you are already a part of me.

Although you once told me about your heartbeat a year ago, how long can love last without boiling dopamine in your body? Are you not afraid of a heart attack? Don't fantasize about the plots of those boring youth dramas all day. True love must be so plain.

6. I can't write love letters, I can only write from the heart. .....

It is raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

If you really like someone, you should give her happiness with your own hands! Then please be sure to say it, let her know in any way, and let yourself feel at ease. Don't miss any opportunity, so as not to miss regrets in the future.

Nine, in addition to love? ... I can't think of any reason to keep me alive .....

Ten, I hope my love is like this, caring for each other, taking Qi Mei as an example, as plain as water. Find him in the middle of the year and rely on him. Be his wife, the mother of his children, cook for him and sew a lost button. Then, we grow old together.

At this moment, you are the ice cream in my hand, and caring for this feeling in my hand is my promise to you. I want to observe you carefully and taste you. Let you melt in my mouth and let you flow into my heart. Let you see, my heart loves you so much.

Twelve, me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me. I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me!

Thirteen, thinking about your mood really can't replace comments with one sentence: forget it, you stutter.

Husband: There were many people on the bus today, but I saw beautiful women in the crowded bus! Me: ... Angry! Husband: She even accosted me! Me: What did she tell you? Husband: Leave me alone!

Fifteen, if you are a fish, I would like to turn into a river, always accompany you, if you are a flower, I would like to turn into a green leaf, always foil you, if you are a sheep, I would like to turn into a grey wolf, always chasing you, and never want to escape from my world in this life.

One day, I got up early and left him 200 yuan on the table (I am the finance minister at home). After going to work, I estimate that he has got up, so I just want to say, honey, the service fee I gave you last night is on the table. He replied: Is full service 200 yuan? Find a rich woman tomorrow. . .

Seventeen years old, if you can look at me until I become a bald and ugly old man with a belly, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled and wrinkled old lady.

18. The process of saving love is actually a process of truly testing two people's love loyalty. It's not a test of the parties, it's a test of life. In the process of saving love, some people finally can't stand it? Show your true colors. Some people polish a golden aperture in their daily life, which makes us realize that there is a loving and gentle heart under his quiet appearance.

Nineteen, love is like this, help each other along the way, until we can't walk with our eyes open, and another person is willing to drag you to the street to bask in the sun. The furthest distance in the world is not love, but that a familiar person becomes strange gradually. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result. Some should be picked up and some should be thrown away.

Twenty, what you see is the truest me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Comments: How dare you run naked?

Twenty-one, knowing you is destiny takes a hand; It is impossible to fall in love with you; Marrying you is a last resort; It's normal to abandon you

22. The language of love cannot be perfect. It is important to learn to cherish. What is marriage? Two lonely birds build a nest to shelter from the wind and rain. If one party is not careful, the wind and rain will be particularly fierce. Life, whether happy or painful, is brought by people who love us. Maturity, responsibility and betrayal, marriage contains too much content. Where can love be exhausted?

Twenty-three, every weekend, every festival, every holiday, I am looking forward to having sex with you. I know what is strong, what is considerate, what is understanding, what is trust and what is happiness! Your career is shrouded in mystery. Your youth, freedom and health will be lost a little bit in the high air, and sometimes your life is dedicated to the blue sky.

Twenty-four, thinking about the future, planning for the future, but the future will never appear, which is also common. Women are like flowers, no matter how beautiful and strong they are, they will wither. Why are you waiting? I blame people for not knowing how many times this heart has been beating fiercely and silently for him.

25. please When the treasure in my hand

Twenty-six, it is said that love makes women young. In the emotional world of two people, sweet words are always indispensable, so what are the sweet words that most impress women? Here are ten love words that touch women's hearts the most.

Twenty-seven, love is a pot of wine, drunk; Miss, is the turbulent sea, easily submerged me; You, a delicate and charming flower, have already quietly opened in my heart!

How much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves you. No matter how good a man is, he doesn't spend time with you, and he hasn't seen a phone call for several days, which is redundant. Love watching plum blossoms can't quench your thirst. Can you spend every day with his photos and memories? If he loves you, why can't he find time to call? Since there is no time, let him go. When you release him, you also release yourself.

Twenty-nine, ask what the world is, just ask me to pursue it at all costs; Asking yourself what's good about you will only make me miss you all day; Ask God how to express his feelings, just ask me to send a message saying I love you!

Thirty, two people call sending text messages to convey their feelings love, narcissism, unrequited love, love and love.

3 1. Cherishing meeting you in the vast sea of people is a miracle that takes thousands of turns. Knowing that you are priceless, you will not be stingy with praise; To know what friendship is priceless, we must eradicate hesitation. Opening your heart makes you realize that true love doesn't need rhetoric; Hand in hand with you deeply, and you will understand the true meaning of life. No matter how beautiful the flowers are, they will not bloom twice, and no matter how deep the feelings are, they will not meet in the next life. Love dictionary has only one word: cherish!

32. There is no road sign on the road of love, so the heart is a compass, love is a sense of direction, and there is no weather forecast when you are in love, so the heart is the sun, love is the wind direction, and there is nothing in the world of love, but everything in the world of love.

When I was angry with you, you finally coaxed me and held me in your warm arms. It is you who forgive my willfulness and ignorance again and again.

Thirty-four, you are the wealth of my life, always precious; You are my partner in life, always the only one; You are my soul mate in my life, and I will always care about you. Love you in ordinary days, but happiness is in your heart and mine. Love you forever!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife. Comments: I am behind you.

Thirty-six, excessive pursuit of transparent love, love is easy to break; Excessive pursuit of fiery love, love may burn itself; The excessive pursuit of material love means our betrayal of love; Excessive pursuit of perfect love, the ending of love is difficult to be perfect; Excessive pursuit of pure love, the clearest water is difficult to raise fish of love; Excessive pursuit of lofty love, love without oxygen will slowly suffocate.

I won't draw my heart on the beach because the waves will take it away, I won't draw my heart in the sky because the wind will take it away, I won't draw my heart in spring because time will take it away, dear, please let me draw my heart in your heart and let life take it away.

If I am alive and God has given me the greatest life, what would I be like without you?

Thirty-nine, since you have Youlemei, you have become milk tea, but from today on, whoever says you are Youlemei will be anxious with him. Yes, you are excellent, you are happy and you are beautiful, but you can't be told by others, because you are my Youlemei.

Forty, if I have 1 million, I will take you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you!

Forty-one, if you love someone, you must understand and understand; To apologize, but also to thank; Admit mistakes and correct them; Be considerate and considerate; Is to accept, not endure; It is tolerance, not connivance; It is support, not domination; It is to talk, not to blame; Communicate with each other, not explain everything.

Forty-two, if I have a choice, I want to be a cat, and I can be spoiled in the sun. I must be a lazy cat! But I will definitely surf the Internet, because I want to be spoiled in your arms.

Forty-three, I went for a walk with my wife last night. As soon as I went out, my wife took my arm. I frowned and broke away from her hand and said, don't let people see jokes. You are so young that people who don't know me think I have a lover. Who would have thought that my wife took my arm again and solemnly said, yes, I am your wife at home and your lover when I go out!

Classic sentence of Life in Boiled Water

1. Sooner or later, you will meet someone who is too kind to you. Some people say that life is like a bitter gourd. Even if you soak it in water and put it in your mouth, the bitterness will not decrease. Some people say that life is like a glass of boiled water, salt is salty and honey is sweet. The upcoming Valentine's Day and Spring Festival are actually that spoonful of honey. It is the sweet taste of life and the sense of ritual of life.

2. Why do I feel too sweet to drink Vitasoy now? For the first time in my life, I didn't finish a bottle of Vitasoy. Am I destined to drink boiled water?

You all pretend to be boiled water. Life is unequal. Your destination may just be the starting point for some people. But we are born to be human, not to compare, but to have a clear conscience.

4. Life is a practice, and it is destined to go through thousands of turns. In the end, we should return to simplicity and simplicity, and make life taste as simple as a cup of boiled water and a bowl of porridge. Life, learning to let go is the most beautiful practice!

Milk tastes like boiled water, and every moment feels different, so you can experience the taste of life.

6. One's life is always on the road. In the long journey of life, if life is as smooth as two points and one line, it will be as plain as boiled water. Only ups and downs are the whole of life, and only joys and sorrows can make people grow up. However, on this road of growth, it is extremely lucky to have Navarra as a companion.

7. I hope you and your friends can write down the wonderful story of life together, instead of living like a glass of boiled water.

8. Life is full of flavor. I tasted it for a long time and found that pure boiled water is the most delicious.

9. Time makes people old, and there are vicissitudes in their eyes. A bowl of boiled water makes life clear.

10. Have a drink, another hero, although he didn't soak in Lycium barbarum. Life is sinister and plain as water.

1 1. Life is as clear as a cup of boiled water and as intriguing as a cup of bitter coffee.

12. We have experienced a lot of gray in our life, but we have to precipitate like boiled water. Boiled water can be exchanged. Adding different tea leaves will have different tastes. Whether the taste is pure or light, it will always be light, and so will life.

13. Our life is a cup of boiled water. If you add sugar, it is sweet; if you add salt, it is salty. You add spicy, choking, you add tea, memorable. People who suffer from loss will never feel the taste of happiness. People with a good attitude will never let themselves think too much. People with a good attitude will not take gains and losses too seriously and will not be too depressed because of the rich and the poor. It's not your own. Don't force yourself. It is your own. Never ponder, it will only increase your troubles. An optimistic person, a person with an open mind, a comfortable life and a good attitude, will be content all his life.

14. My life at the age of 17 is like boiled water. Although dull, it is healthy.

15. Life is short. Few people who live to the age of 100 will laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Pain, you don't have to say it; Crying is not necessarily a sad thing; It's not necessarily happy to laugh, but it's good to know a lot of things. Life is like a cup of boiled water, insipid and tasteless. But if you put sugar in boiling water, it will have a faint sweetness. There are countless kinds of spices in a glass of water in life, just look at what flavor you want to put in it, sweet and sour. After tasting it for a long time, you find that pure boiled water is the most delicious.

16. Life is like a glass of boiled water. Honey is sweet and salt is salty.

17. Life is wonderful not because you are young, but because you are wonderful and young! Grasp the time of every day, so as not to waste this life. Some people say that life is like bitter gourd, even if it is soaked in water and put into your mouth, the bitterness will not decrease, which is the essence of life's bitterness; Some people say that life is like a glass of boiled water, honey is sweet and salt is salty.

18. The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. Life is like a cup of boiled water, insipid and tasteless. But if you put sugar in boiling water, it will have a faint sweetness. There are countless kinds of spices in a glass of water in life, just look at what flavor you want to put in it, sweet and sour. After tasting it for a long time, you find that pure boiled water is the most delicious.

19. Maybe we all hope that life is always full of surprises, excitement or ups and downs like being the protagonist, but the ending is always happy. But as the saying goes, plain is true, good wine is pleasant, and plain water nourishes us silently every day. After listening to many joys and sorrows and watching all kinds of life, do you think that we are born without knowing happiness?

20. The happiest thing is to come home from work and have a cup of boiled water for you in the cold winter. A vigorous life will eventually be dull. Only by enduring dullness can we be uneven.

2 1. I want to be a heartless person who sleeps after eating. No worries, no worries, no feelings. Don't want life to be full of challenges and waves, just want to be as tasteless as boiled water. It's really hard.

22. Our life is a cup of boiled water. If you add sugar, it is sweet; if you add salt, it is salty. You add spicy, choking, you add tea, memorable.

23. I am so hungry at night. I wanted to have dinner. After seeing my unborn abdominal muscles, I'd better eat a protein bar. It's so sweet and delicious. I just ate one with boiling water. Life is too hard.

24. An optimistic person is a success in itself. Not all happiness can be pursued, we can only pursue those noble happiness. People's life is not as good as imagined, nor as bad as imagined. Love life, my friend, for our tomorrow and future! Life is like a cup of boiled water. Sugar is sweet and salt is salty. Thinking is the problem, doing is the answer! Lose in hesitation, win in action, believe in yourself.

25. Dan Qing's wonderful pen started to dust, and he put pen to paper to recall the past. Life is like boiled water. No matter how angry you were before, you will still be calm and indifferent in the end. Life will end in dullness, look down on the world of mortals, stay away from network culture and return to paper reading.

26. Life is like a glass of boiled water. You drink it every day. Don't envy other people's drinks of all colors. In fact, you may not have boiled water to quench your thirst. Life does not depend on your mood, but on your state of mind. Adjust the mentality and look at life. There is sunshine everywhere.