Ask a few jokes about WOW

Professional road-crossing soldier: bravely rushed to passing vehicles and shouted desperately: quack! But the traffic was so heavy that the soldiers fell down. After the resurrection: the soldier stood by the roadside and waited for half an hour. Finally, he found a 1 level snake on the opposite side, so ... one was fully charged. (crossing the road, I found two shoes missing. Paladin: I never look at passing cars, protect my blessings, and then walk slowly across the road. Unfortunately, the invincible time is too short, the legs are too short, and the flow is too large. The paladins can't move in it ... Fortunately, my home is on the other side of the road ... Invincible+Hearthstone ... (The next day, the news reported that a serious traffic accident happened at the intersection of XX ... At present, no paladin claimed responsibility. ) Priest: Inspired by the paladin, the priest gave himself a shield and crossed the street. A car is coming ... nothing; A big truck is coming ... The shield is broken ...; Another big truck came ... (A priest who didn't cross the road wondered why his colleague's clothes were fishing nets. Shaman: A deceleration totem was inserted on the roadside, and the car with a speed of 100KM immediately became 50 km ... ghost wolf ... rush ... Unfortunately, the totem can only affect one lane, and SM fell in a pool of blood in the second lane. The shaman priest covered in blood stood up and laughed at the car ... because he fell down for the second time, he couldn't stand up. After learning the lesson: ... deceleration totem ... ghost wolf ... in the middle of two lanes ... then insert deceleration totem ... and then ghost wolf .................................................. (when I put the suit together, Totem can affect two lanes) Germany: ..............................................., a bear, immediately changes back to human form and gives himself a desperate++form ... moonkin form ... The driver steps on the brake ... Germany crosses the road ... Leopard-shaped ... sneaky ... (The next day's newspaper headline: Unknown creature found in the road, witnesses said that the creature has disappeared) warlock: A middle-aged man lies in a pool of blood in the middle of the road, and the road. The listener is sad and tears, and the listener is eclipsed; Like a raging river ... and the Yellow River flooding ... (After receiving the driver's pension, the sorcerer who tied the soul stone disappeared with SMMM) Hunter: The sorcerer's practice gave the hunter a good inspiration. A driver found a man lying on the road with a bear crying beside him, and the driver flew into a rage. He stepped on the accelerator and ran over, unable to breathe ... and backed up again ... (driver: the demo warlock cheated again, with a little virtue. ) After the resurrection, the hunter spent one night digging a trap in the first lane, and the second lane was washed by the baby bear ... guarded by the cheetah ... and finally came over ... Unfortunately, the baby bear was seriously injured ... In a rage, the baby bear bit the hunter ... (The next day, the neighborhood Committee informed that a bear escaped from the zoo yesterday and now one has been injured. Please be careful when you go out. Thief: (Welcome to the traffic broadcast of 1039. This is the happy front. I'm Wang Wei and I'm Wen Feng ... I just received the latest traffic information from our information officer 18: At the intersection of XX Street, the traffic lights were destroyed by unknown gangsters, so the traffic on this section has been completely paralyzed. Please bypass the side road by passing vehicles. ) Master: Seeing that everyone was about to cross the road, the master dodged ... unfortunately ... and put it on the fast-moving bus ... The unwilling master made 20 sets of water, and then broadcast the phone number of the magician across the road: "Hey, buddy, would you like to drink two cups tonight? I bring too much water, pull me over ... "I hope I can adopt!