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Classical Chinese Translation of Rice —— Imported Twenty Stones

1. Classical Chinese translation 1. Li Xing, a senior official, killed himself by chopping wood, and made his family exchange four hundred and two thousand pieces of silver for prison. Prison can't solve it. -Li Xing, an official, was guilty of cutting down trees in the imperial tomb. (Li Xing) asked his family to take out four hundred and two thousand pieces of silver and ask for a change of sentence. Yang Shousui insisted on that sentence. Li Xing has not been released. 2. Kim regrets not being released. In April of three years, he was arrested and imprisoned in a prison in Beijing and fined 1,000 yuan. -Liu Jin's resentment has not been eliminated. In April of 2003, Zheng Desan (framed by Yang Shousui) was arrested for the crime of "retrial of unjust cases and improper punishment", transferred to a prison in Beijing and fined one person.

2. Classical Chinese translation: 1. Li Xing, an official in China, is good at chopping wood to death and making his family exchange 402,000 silver for his prison. You cann't solve it if you keep it

-Li Xing, an official, was guilty of cutting down trees in the imperial tomb alone. (Li Xing) asked his family to come up with 402,000 yuan to request a change of sentence. Yang Shousui insisted on the verdict, but Li Xing was not released.

I regret it. In April of three years, he lost his seat, was arrested, sent to prison in Beijing, and was fined for losing thousands of stones in traffic jams.

-Liu Jin's resentment has not disappeared. In April of 2003, Zheng Desan (framed by Yang Shousui) was arrested and transferred to the capital prison for the crime of "retrial of the case and improper punishment" and sent to the border for 1,000 meters.

3. Two classical Chinese versions of Mi Dian's interest and two classical Chinese versions of Mi Dian's interest:

(Mifei) Knowing that he is a soldier, he entered Sichuan first. When he saw this strange stone, he said happily, "This is enough for me to worship." . He ordered people on the left and right to pick up their robes and worship them, shouting "Zhang Shi" every time. When the speaker heard about it, the court also smiled.

Mi Fei, as the military commander of Wuwei, has just arrived at the state residence. When he saw a strange stone, he was very surprised and said, "This strange stone is enough for me to worship". So he ordered his men to put on official uniforms and worship with a water board, shouting "Zhang Shi" while worshipping. People who like to send messages talk about it everywhere after hearing it and spread it as a joke among court officials. "

Mi Yuanzhang guards like a virtual, smelling the strange rocks in the river? I don't know where it came from, but people think it's different and dare not take it. The public life moved to the state for the pleasure of Yan You. Shi arrived, startled, ordered a seat, bowed to the court and said, "I've been wanting to see Brother Shi for twenty years."

Mi Yuanzhang, the prefect of Ruxu, heard that there was a strange stone on the empty dam by the river, and I don't know where it came from. People think it is a miracle and dare not touch it. Mi Yuanzhang ordered the strange stone to be transported back to the county seat as a scenic spot for people to play. When Dashi was brought back, Mi Yuanzhang was very surprised. He immediately ordered his men to arrange a banquet, bowed to the court and said, "I have been wanting to see you for twenty years."

You can eat twenty stones of rice and forty stones of flour for more than ten meals a day and one night.

I'm less than one year old. I can live for 20 years if a person eats at most two stone noodles a year. The alchemist said, "You, if you eat another 20 meters of rice, it's over."

Guiyu, madam only eats two stones all the year round.

Alchemists are familiar with this. An alchemist who is said to be able to predict people's life span went to see him.

Even if you do something bad: an outstanding person is mostly ignorant and never listens. A wise man can know a person's wealth, so it seems that he will not die in 20 years, and he will soon go hungry: there is a man with fame and status who always does bad things that harm others and benefit himself, and his wife often advises him to eat more than ten meals all day long. "

The man came back and told his wife that he had been blessed for more than twenty years. Isn't he good at everything? As usual. Over the years, my wife's advice to me has yielded results.

After a year, I suddenly got diabetes, my appetite increased greatly, I suddenly fell ill, ate too much, and was hungry. I was as uncomfortable as before and died. Translation, he just didn't listen and died in less than a year.

5. Are there so many translations of classical Chinese? It takes some effort. Xu Luqing, whose name is Telford, is from Longxing Fengcheng.

Broaden the history of classics, become famous for literature in rural areas, and strive for masters again. In the sixteenth year of Jiading, the imperial court tried to be a scholar, ranking second in one subject, and ordered a detailed official to directly suppress it, leaving the tenth.

Nan 'an transferred to professor of military science. Zhang Jiucheng tried to lead a straight life in exile, but Lu Qing turned a blind eye to his words and deeds, and carved all the lessons into training.

A, Zhou Dunyi, Cheng Hao, brother yi, all to give lectures in the state, Lu Qing applied for its teaching, so the manager of righteousness, see the light again. Establish a plan to train scholars. Most of the fields are in streams, and there is no rent for those who are unskilled in different times, those who are sick in agriculture and those who are supported by Lu Qing.

Since then, except for Gong Yeti who said, "Those who didn't scratch me", the houses around the city have been destroyed and the Fujian appeasement office has done the work.

Painting Ting, Shao Kou, and Lu Qingzan as a royal preparation moved the opportunity. Those who fled the enemy into the city benefited from Fang Zhen's help, and all lived a lot.

There are many fires in the county, so the rescue is good. When there is a fire in the capital, Lu Qing should use the envelope of the book to say that it is extremely cloudy, and its symbol is fire, which means confusing pets, drowning swallows and using villains, which is particularly important.

Zhen said that he is fair and honest, and has the sincerity of caring and loving. Change to Youxi county.

Xiu De defends the spring, Tu Nan 'an, and Lu Qing excuses the inconvenience. Said: "Comrade Tao can save the people. Why don't you come? " Lu Qing entered the white mother and readily promised.

That is to say, the first anonymous person to be accepted by the department, the Ming version of the book, the pre-borrowing of leather, the stagnation, the suppression of grievances, the rule of the market. Xiu De sought to be handsome in Fujian, so as to persuade the city.

20-year-old hungry, law in place, rich is happy, people are not happy. I heard the most, so I went to Tang Dou to check it.

Losing a mother. I sent a letter of service to the board of directors to discuss this matter. I said something about it first.

The competent officer sued the hospital and was in charge of the audit department of each department. Therefore, Xiangzi used the temple to compile the Record of Eating the Temple, and also helped Si Nong to make rice and wheat. Lu Qing said, "How can a person break the law?"

"Take it. Moved to imperial college main book.

As soon as Chen Liushi was in the right position, he said, "Wash the customs and make contributions, urge the punishment to seize the main handle, clear the class and store practical talents, build the capital with heavy ministers, guard the sea with Fujian and Yuezhou divisions, and fully cooperate with the southeast to defend the river." The kingdom of Ghana in the world.

Change the editor-in-chief of the Privy Council, empower the right division, praise the paintings of the two houses, and abide by the law. Shi Fang made a speech, edited Liu Kezhuang, Wang Mai, orthography and Lu Qing presented poems, and the speaker disintegrated. The four hymns were written by students in imperial academy.

Knowing that Jianchang's army is not in the army, the worship of religion and the dragon will fight for the people of Erbao, Liyuan and Tiecheng to make up for their grievances. Lu Qing gave orders to him and did as he was told. Be lenient when you arrive, and don't slap.

Eliminate spoils and abuses, suppress powerful imperial power, be sympathetic to the weak, educate and guard soldiers, create hundreds of posts, choose military officers, rule the rich and sing in the fields. The Governor's Office takes autumn seedling noodles, which is 5,000 meters in Jianchang.

Lu Qing argued: "Keep it, but you can't have food." People are afraid of losing Lu Qing, please use your life to lose it.

Lu Qing said: "It is good for the people to keep their plans. Isn't it just for people's independence? " Try to avoid it.

I was summoned to the front, and I will go. I stole Nanfeng and arrested the first twenty people in the canal. I don't ask. You Liang Lang Guan and You Si.

When you are right, you are extremely old and open. I was ordered by the right lang officer to delete the officer and serve as the right secretary.

Lu Qing also said that at that time, they were all in harmony. The prime minister seduced Lu Qing with sweet words, and the speaker said, "This is a cage. I can't be private for the prime minister.

"The speaker is Lu Qing, director of Yuntai Pass. Overjoyed, he was transferred as a judge in Jiangdong.

Hungry at the age of 20, people eat people, leaving others the best. Lu Qing ordered the cannibals to be arrested and the bodies of cities. He also helped Zhen Dexing to allocate funds for Cao Shi to help boost it, but it was not reported.

So our company collected more than 3,000 tons of rice, halved Jia Yi's grain, reduced the interest paid to the state treasury, gave the poor 7,000 yuan, urged the residents to collect money, left children behind, and lived with hundreds of people every day. There is no fun at the party.

Meeting with York, defending local conditions and customs, making tea and salt, deceiving others and making profits, amassing a lot of money, having a bad business trip and reversing the national plan. Lu Qing nuclear life, officials to flee.

It is true that Lu Qing extended the time limit and bowed her head to take the exam. Ke set up corrupt officials, controlled the people and had no money. Citizen Li Shixian, 2,000 meters, is half a year old.

Lu Qing was told to give up the remaining points, and everyone was ordered to cry. Cosette, together with Lu Qing and Anning, still mentioned tea and salt for the time being.

Excessive levy, Mishi, and Wuhu taxes the counties in Jiangdong, and locusts cover the sky and enter the territory of Dangtu. Lu Qing is fragrant and silently prays. Suddenly, the wind blew and the locusts knew about Huai.

Jie Mi, please move Lu Qing to eastern Zhejiang to improve some criminal prisons, add a secret cabinet and improve Changping. Lu Qing said that the floating salt passed through the saline-alkali land, and the building built by Xiangjia was demolished first. He said to his captors, "I'm in the house.

"Lu Qing said," the way of doing things must start from your crowd. "The theory of death is like law.

Shi, the younger brother of the Prime Minister, was sentenced to Wenzhou. Han Shizhong Jiabao played, so Lu Qing cut the official.

At the beginning, Lu Qing pushed Feng Wei, an official in Quzhou, to say that he wanted to set up a prison in Wu, but he said that he was flat and magnanimous. In the end, he distinguished right from wrong and flooded the country. If you don't like it, live in the countryside. It's just talk, but it's illegal.

Zhou asked for printing paper, but joked, "Is this still an official?" Self-titled poems are printed on paper. Quzhou Zheng Yong and Lu Qing Yong's committee used improper personnel, which collapsed in succession, * * * and his poems.

The suggestion and the suggestion were disintegrated. And know Quanzhou, change Ganzhou, all quit.

Moved to the west of Zhejiang to raise some criminal prisons, Jianghuai capital pit metallurgy, all on the grounds of illness, so in charge of the Jade Bureau. He recalled and resigned, changed his knowledge of Ningguo House, promoted to Changping in Jiangdong, and resigned.

After three years in Chunyou, he was called by Right Division and still resigned. Prime Minister Du Fan wrote a suicide note saying: "The straight road is not allowed, which makes people applaud.

If you can't get out, why do you tell Feng Ke that? Just say you'll have a life. "Lu Qing is out.

Dr. Zhuo is a young lady and a right secretary. When you are in the right position, please take the country as the foundation, set the correct discipline and establish the scale. "When current affairs are difficult, people's hearts are easily shaken, and there are no ministers and no loyal people. I hope fleas will make great plans. "

Go to the kingdom of Ghana. At the same time, he is responsible for the provincial inspection of official business in each room, and also worships the government hall to tell books.

Many years later, he served as assistant minister of the official department. When it comes to discussion, the ruling party divides the military wealth, and Lu Qing holds the discussion.

Begging for illness, he moved to Youwen Temple to write a letter, knowing the agreement between Pingjiang House and the ship. Beggars' shrine, the imperial edict asked the Prime Minister to keep it.

Call the assistant minister of the Ministry of War, resolutely resign, and ask the Prime Minister to recruit him with books. When Lu Qing arrived, she said that she was a gentleman, a villain and cared about the world. He also served as assistant minister of rites, fellow national historian, record writer, lecturer and power giver.

Lu Qing said: "I don't want to know anything about my work, but I didn't want to know when I was born." Please restore the old system. " From it.

Those who are jealous as soon as possible are soaked in many things, and some people fabricate false stories and entrust Lu Qing to spread them, criticizing the prime minister to hundreds of deacons. Lu Qing didn't know it at first, so she wanted to argue with him and beg him to go. He said, "If you go, you will be trapped by the traitors." It is even more important to let Lin 'an government root be arrested, and prison is worse than that.

Assistant minister of relocation. Tired of a sense of security, he was awarded the Zhang Bao Pavilion Attendance System, knowing Ningguo House. But I was not allowed to introduce the concept of Hongxi on the fifth day of the lunar new year, so I became an official and entered the China Pavilion and other systems.

He died, left a message and gave it to four officials. Lu Qing lives at home.

6. Lin Qinnan Shi Jing's original classical Chinese and its translation [original]

When Lin Shu was six or seven years old, he studied with his teacher. The teacher is poor, and cooking is not a meal. Uncle Lin knew, so he hurried home, filled his socks, filled them and gave them to the teacher. The teacher was very angry and said that he stole it, but he refused to accept it. Uncle Lin came back to tell his mother, and her mother smiled and said, "This is certainly a good idea, but is this the way for students to give gifts to their teachers?" ? "Then let a person ready, Lin Shuduan went to the private school with a meal, and the teacher accepted it.

[translation]

Lin Shu, a native of Fujian County (now Fuzhou, Fujian Province), studied with his teacher at the age of six or seven. The teacher is very poor and has no food for cooking. After Lin Shu knew it, he hurried home, wrapped the rice in socks, packed it up and handed it to the teacher on his back. The teacher was furious and said he stole it, but refused to accept it. Uncle Lin told his mother when he came back, and her mother smiled and said, "Although your intention is good, is it polite for students to give gifts to their teachers like this?" It was ready immediately. Lin Shu went to the private school with a stone of rice, and the teacher accepted it.

7. Classical Chinese translation of the history of the New Five Dynasties? Biography of Liu Zhang

original text

Take pictures without learning allusions. At the beginning, when Ming Zong collapsed, Cui Jujian, Tai Changqing, took stories as etiquette and lived a frugal life with his ancestors. Feng Dao changed to a thrifty secretary supervisor, who was thrifty and dissatisfied. Li Xiang, the founder of China Book, is a thrifty poet, who has the saying that he is "afraid of being famous" and is easy to say "shameful and decent". Kiku complained: "What's the crime of giving orders with anonymity?" Everyone who heard it at that time laughed. As a servant shooting, he entered the DPRK in the rain and moved to the gallery. The official of Yushitai led the servant shooting Li Zhongcheng and told stories, which was unknown from the Prime Minister to Taiwan Province. At that time, it was common for Feng to direct strikes. Since the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the three public officials have no posts, no special posts, and the Tao is vulgar. If you ask about tissue transfer, you don't know. Because you don't enter the imperial court, once Taiwan officials and two provinces enter, the prime minister will come out. When you are a servant, you should be shot by the prime minister. Just like Tao, you go in and out with Tao. Some departments can't play correctly, but the discussants snicker more.

During the reign of Emperor Gaozu of Jin Dynasty, Zhang Congbin rebelled and killed the prince in Luoyang, so he stayed as the eastern capital and was sentenced to salt and iron. During the shipment, I visited Sikong and Tong Zhongshu, and the third division was sentenced again. Qidan made a mistake in the capital, and he stopped at eye disease to be a Pacific insurance. He is a 60-year-old pawn. ("The New Five Dynasties History? Liu Yichuan)

Reference translation

As a prime minister, Liu Shao is not familiar with the legal system. At the beginning, Ming Zong died in the later Tang Dynasty, and Cui Jujian, the minister of Taichang Hall, was supposed to be the etiquette ambassador by convention. Cui Jujian declined (refused) because of his grandfather's fame. Feng Dao was replaced by Cui Jujian as the secretary supervisor. Cui Jujian was unhappy and neglected his duties. Li Xiang, a calligrapher in China, changed Cui Jujian's statement (which was drafted for the emperor due to dereliction of duty) to "fear of being famous (I was shocked when I heard his grandfather's name)", and Liu Shao changed it to "shame and decency (if you have a sense of shame, you can behave yourself and return to the right path)". Cui Jujian complained: "My grandfather's name is taboo (meaning his name is like this). What crime have I committed? " Everyone who heard about it at that time turned it into a joke. When I went to (Liuyong) to be a servant shooter, it rained in the morning, and the ministers all lined up under the porch. Officials from Yushitai guided Liu Yong to stand under Shi Yu in the middle city. Liu Yong asked the official, what is the old example of this arrangement? (Result) I don't know anything from the Prime Minister to the central departments. At this time, Feng Dao was removed from the post of Prime Minister. Since the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the three fairs have no specific affairs and no special settings. When Feng Dao was an amateur, he asked the competent official for the second time, and he didn't know. From then on, he did not enter the imperial court, waiting for officials from Taiwan Province Province to enter, and other officials came last. When the Prime Minister retired, so did other officials. When Liu Shao was a servant, he thought that he was dismissed by the Prime Minister, just like Feng Dao, so he followed Feng into the court. The competent officials could not criticize and correct him, but public opinion often laughed at Liu Shao in private.

At the end of Jin Dynasty, when Emperor Gaozu was in the Han Dynasty, Zhang Congbin rebelled and killed Prince Shi Chong Qi in Luoyang, so the court appointed Liu Yong as the left-behind salt and iron affairs in Dongdu. During the sailing years, he was awarded the posts of Zhang Tong and Tong Zhongshu, and was in charge of the affairs of the third division again. When the Khitan invaded the capital, Liu Shao was demoted to Taibao because of his eye disease. He died this year at the age of 60.

To annotate ...

(1) Don't learn: (2) Allusions: canon and precedent. So, the story is an example. (3) Zoroastrianism: refers to the collapse of Zhu Xu in the late Tang Dynasty. (4) Taichang Qing: Taichang Temple Qing. (5) story: old example; Precedent (6) Ancestral taboo: grandfather's name. Name before death, taboo after death. (7) Dissatisfaction: unconvinced or unhappy. (8) dereliction of duty: dereliction of duty; Fail to do one's duty. (9) Letters Patent: a proclamation issued by the king. (10) Those who know shame are qualified: only those who know shame can behave themselves and return to the right path. (1 1) Decree: Articles of Association; Program. (12) Shift change: Shift change is performed on the train at the station. (13) Yushitai: official signature. Specializing in impeachment. The Western Han Dynasty was called Yushifu, and it was changed to Yushitai in the early Eastern Han Dynasty, also known as Lantai Temple. Liang and the Northern Wei Dynasty were called Nantai, and the later Zhou Dynasty was called Sixian. Sui and Tang dynasties were all called Yushitai. However, in the Tang Dynasty, it was once renamed as Sendai or Su Zhengtai, and the old name was soon restored. In the fifteenth year of Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty, it was changed to Duchayuan, which was used in the Qing Dynasty and the name of Yushitai was abolished. (14) Introduction: Guidance. (15): cross-examination. (16) special settings: special settings; Special settings. (17) Branch: official. In ancient times, there were official positions, each performing its duties, so it was called. (18) Shift: Rank of officials. (19) Reason: From now on. (20) once: and so on. Stay. (2 1) amendment: amendment; Correct. (22) discussant: the speaker; The speaker. Public opinion. (23) snickering: snickering. (24) Jin Gaozu: refers to the late Jin Gaozu Shi Jingtang. (25) Prince's weight: refers to the weight of stones. (26) judgment: supervisor; Responsible. (27) The same chapter: equivalent to the Deputy Prime Minister.

Note: Translated into the original text. Comments refer to the dictionary website, which has been modified.