Stephen Chow’s classic dialogue lines

Stephen Chow's classic dialogue lines

Stephen Chow, born in Hong Kong on June 22, 1962, native of Ningbo, Zhejiang, is an actor, director, screenwriter, producer and businessman in Hong Kong, China. He graduated from TVB Artist training class. Below is a collection of Stephen Chow's classic dialogue lines that I compiled. I hope it will be helpful to you.

Stephen Chow’s classic dialogue lines 1

No.1 What is your mother’s surname?

No.2 Chickens are also patriotic!

No.3 Can you have some professionalism!

No.4 There’s no need to cry even if the song sounds bad.

No.5 I should hit you, but if I don’t, you will be sad!

No.6 Are you bored? You're here to fool a fool!

No.7 Don’t think that I won’t hit you because you are handsome.

No.8 He pretended to be hunting with a dead rat hanging from his waist.

No.9 Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous.

No.10 The earth is very dangerous, go back to Mars quickly.

No.11 We got along quite well, so I’ll pay for the medical expenses.

No.12 It is difficult to explain to you based on your IQ.

No.13 Father-in-law, do you pee standing up or squatting?

No.14 Is it surprising? Gao is not happy? Not happy?

No.15 Oh, right! I almost forgot, I am a vegetarian!

No.16 Flying is the flying of Xiao Li’s flying knife, and the knife is the flying knife of Xiao Li’s flying knife.

No.17 The world is dangerous, and I never leave my name easily.

No.18 Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses.

No.19 Thank you all for sitting so close and standing so straight to listen to me!

No.20 You have too many problems, you are either lying or you have pig shit on your body!

No.21 I earn hundreds of thousands per second, will I go play football with you?

No.22 I didn’t expect that the lion’s roar skill also has a big horn, so I’m resigned to it.

No.23 Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

No.24 Find a place to sit down, drink a cup of tea, eat a steamed bun, and talk slowly.

No.25 Question: Do you understand now? Answer: I understand, you are crazy!

No.26 Sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you. Even dogs will faint if you are careful.

No.27 You can call me a good guy, but please don’t put the word "death" in front of it.

No.28 Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don’t you enjoy the manufacturing process?

No.29 Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't need it? Need it?

No.30 There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem and made you like this.

No.31 Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

No.32 I am beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of hero and chivalry - Tang Bohu.

No.33 Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the God in the Box, or the Box God for short!

No.34 Is this formation the one known as Yang Guo and the Little Dragon Girl in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"?

No.35 I have been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in the vast ocean. I have long ignored life and death.

No.36 You are all women, why bother killing each other? Even chickens are patriotic.

No.37 In this way, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. An emotionally defective person, Even if you have him forever, it's useless.

No.38 Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My true identity is a research monk (student).

No.39 Good! He stuffed it in without thinking. He was worthy of being a heart-wrenching man. I love you!

No.40 Ah! Master's thinking is really as powerful as sailing against the current. He is so powerful that he deserves to be king with his ideas.

No.41 Those women who participate in beauty pageants cannot find good men, because the good men are all married, such as me.

No.42 You should leave first. I will wait until my legs stop shaking so much and my heartbeat stops beating so wildly.

No.43 My admiration for you is like a torrential river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

No.44 My admiration for the Emperor is like the endless flow of a surging river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control.

No.45 I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for my life is this head. I’m afraid it won’t be that easy for you to take it away!

No.46 Humans are born from human beings, and demons are born from demons. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a human demon?

No.47 Talking about money hurts feelings! But Brother Chen, we brothers have nothing to do with you, so we should be more direct when talking about money.

No.48 If my boss doesn’t give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death.

　No.49 Sir, you have a sky-high bone on your forehead and a spiritual light in your eyes. You have been reincarnated as an immortal and descended to earth as a deity. I am finally waiting for you. Don't move. Although I have revealed the secret and disaster is inevitable, this is my destiny. Even if I have to take great risks, I still have to show you the whole picture.

No.50 This is a lighter, but it is actually a razor; this is a leather shoe, but it is actually a hair dryer.

No.51 Don’t blame me for being too frank! Just with these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs, it would be too childish for you to want to take my life!

No.52 Is this true? ! What you said cannot be ignored! good! I am Tang Bohu, the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry!

No.53 What’s bigger? Brother what brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Don't let the neighbors sleep! I have to go to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum!

No.54 Girls, please have mercy on me. All six of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth-grade tuberculosis. Half of it is for sale, half of it is free, so just buy it from me.

No.55 I have reached the highest level in my life at such a young age. After that, I have no choice but to end my own life!

　No.56 I have never experienced such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of the beef and the sweetness of the peeing shrimps, the mixed taste is even worse than "rat-like", just like mine First love is more poetic and picturesque, as the saying goes: looking up at the bright moon and lowering your head to miss your hometown, what a poem! What a poem!

No.57 I tell you, when dealing with this kind of woman, you must use a condescending look and a strong arm to rescue her from the sea of ??desire. .

No.58 One blow to the head, from the forehead to the nose, that (referring to the stall), right in front of his stall. The tail keel was slashed several times, two tendons were broken, and the It blocked the trigeminal nerve, affected the central system of the brain, and even the teeth popped out.

No.59, according to the Russian drama theory master Stanislavsky. It should be reflected from the outside to the inside and then from the inside. Come on, try it again now.

No.60 is really disappointing.

Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation.

　No.61 Your Excellency, you are so handsome, graceful and graceful, just like Pan An. , talented and talented, known as a pear blossom weighing down a begonia and nicknamed the Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon Tang Bohu. Does your dog bring wealth?

No.62 The famous martial arts of him are called Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. The Bodhisattva shakes his head in fear and splits the golden light, thunder and lightning palm! With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!

No.63 It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and keep good people in good health. Doing good deeds and accumulating virtue is my own interest, so I help the old lady cross the road once a week. I will also do it if it is a national holiday. Two or three times.

No.64 Boss Wife: You don’t need to make trouble, I will reveal my background. My father died when I was three, my father died when I was four, my father died when I was five, six, seven or eight. I seduced men when I was ten, seduced men when I was eleven, and your man was also seduced by me.

No.65 Wow! Brother, you put on this makeup and say you are Sun Wukong? Can you show some professionalism? You see, those hairs are all split, and it looks like there are two rice cakes on the head. It costs a lot of money to go out and make a living! What are you looking at? Your makeup is disgusting! I said the same thing when you were angry with me!

No.66 Wukong wants to eat me. It is just an idea and has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don't you wait until he eats me and you have the evidence to convict him?

No.67 You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, a big turned mouth, old Qiang teeth, a wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, and a dog belly, You idiot, if I were you, I would have committed suicide a long time ago.

No.68 It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and keep good people in good health, and it is also my personal interest to do good deeds. So I help the old lady cross the road once a week, and I do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays. .

No.69 More than thirty years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I would suddenly stop peeing, and then think of her, and my heart would feel sweet. , I forgot to pee after that half soak.

　No.70 In fact, I am a prankster who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, and improves the connotation of young people. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing. Called JingKoo!

　No.71 He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given to mankind by God and use it superbly to create super fire that can be called the art of fire. Dishes, is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - God of Cookery!

No.72 After beheading the chicken head, burning the yellow paper, and making an alliance with blood, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother of the Heaven and Earth Society, and you will be temporarily incorporated into the Qingmu Hall. We have ten major rules, twenty major codes, thirty major commandments, and eighty minor commandments. If you violate any of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be stabbed to death ninety-nine and eighty-one times.

No.73 Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years, and we have been teaching you and raising you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person a gift!

No.74 Bao Longxing: You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, a big turned mouth, old Qiang teeth, a wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, and chicken breasts , dog belly, loser waist, if I were you, I would commit suicide long ago.

No.75 Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so long, you have been affectionate and righteous to me, and you are sincere and sincere, but now I don't even have a full meal I haven't even let you eat, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!

No.76 The bullet penetrated my thigh bone, compressed my aorta, and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left side of my brain is hypoxic and paralyzed, and the right half of my body has begun to become paralyzed. (Tear open my pants. ) Be sure to cut the wound with a knife to remove the bullet. Stephen Chow's classic dialogue lines 2

1. Okay, this fat guy is really good! At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, go to the 41st floor to find Amy.

2. Come on, brother, let’s have a drink.

3. After seeing your majestic appearance, who still has the taste to eat?

4. There is no cold water in the "alkaline water surface", so the noodles are full of alkaline water flavor.

5. Don’t be so humorous. Let me tell you that there is shit in your food.

6. Fat Cow, which department do you belong to?

7. Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.

8. After talking for so long, you might as well give me thirty yuan to see a doctor.

9. There is no need to talk so much nonsense. You know nothing. I still need your guidance in doing business.

10. I am dead! But you have to admire me.

11. This rainbow filament is my dessert for everyone.

12. I have been so old that I have only looked at you.

13. You think, when will it be my turn to think. Mystery. God, your mother.

14. Hey, your happiness has increased so much, why didn’t you tell me?

15. Since you can steam the rice in the "Jiwei shrimp", squeeze the juice from the whole top-quality abalone, and add the top-quality bird's nest for frying, the fried rice looks ordinary on the surface. , in fact, it is carefully crafted and unpredictable, and it deserves the title of the king of frying. Unfortunately, there is too much water and the rice grains are too soft, which affects the taste. I didn’t expect that you don’t even understand basic common sense.

16. What are you looking at? Do you want to hit me too?

17. It’s not what I asked you to do for me, right? I didn’t ask you to block the knife for me. In fact, it has none of my business. According to what you said, if everyone comes to help me block two swords, and calls me this way, and then calls me that way, then I will be annoyed to death.

18. Pig blood is rotten and thin, and it falls apart as soon as you pinch it. It is a failure within a failure.

19. Please, give me a bowl of "chop suey noodles".

20. I haven’t picked the radish, there are too many dregs, it’s a failure.

21. "Fishballs" don't taste like fish either, but in order to hide it, you added curry sauce to make it "curry fishballs". But it’s too naive to do this, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the flavor of the curry only remains on the surface and does not penetrate into the inside at all. It is diluted when you put it in the boiler, and a good "Curry Fish Ball" gives you You failed to achieve neither fishy nor curry flavor.

22. I am not referring to the lotus bird, I am referring to you.

23. Then, isn’t this the first business done? It’s a big step away from going public to raise funds.

24. What a coincidence, what I did was also Buddha jumping over the wall.

25. What you don’t expect, as the saying goes, even if you don’t accept it!

26. I don’t even know what to say, but you can hear it.

27. Grandma, come and try a bowl of peeing beef balls.

28. Calm down, don’t shake your hands. (Pushing B’s chin with his hand) Be good, smile, smile, come on.

29. If I don’t get this award, how can I be qualified to participate in the God of Cookery Competition next month?

30. Hey, I am not doing this to let others say that I am good, but to tell others that I will definitely get back what I have lost.

31. Find someone to kill that director, and then find someone to kill you too.

There is such a useless director, and you are such a useless emcee. You two just cooperated. Isn't this deliberately trying to mess with me? Are you trying to trick me?

32. It’s okay to draw a heart for you. Drawing a heart is easy, but since we are good brothers, we must explain many things clearly!

33. Shouting loudly does not necessarily mean good things, Master Yang. Especially your last sentence, "It's so delicious." No matter how hard and fake it is, everyone who hears it will know that you are acting. Do you have professional ethics?

34. It’s completely cool, zero points, call it a day.

35. Mom and dad, aunts and sisters, boys and girls, as long as you pay attention.

36. In this way, the delicious taste of peeing shrimp is gone.

37. As a chef, of course, you must consider the most subtle psychology of your customers.

38. The worst thing is the large intestine. It is completely clean inside and there is still feces in it. Did you make a mistake?

39. The pig skin is too boiled and there is no bite, so it is a failure.

40. You know that if you receive my red envelope, you know that I will give you money, right? Then you still scream like a pig butcher.

41. What are you doing? What are you doing here? If you want to speak, just stand over there and speak. Is this the place for you to stand?

42. Give me some face, I am also the "God of Cookery" after all.

43. Alas, many things are destined by fate. If there is, there will be, and if there is not, there will be no. If there is no, it will be useless even if you block twenty knives, you know.

44. Wow! You can actually use Su brow, star spot back, three-knife belly, mullet body, and Yingge tail to reassemble it into a fish. It also has to be steamed and fried at the same time. Each fish has two flavors, one*** There are ten different flavors. This fish looks like - it's like it's been contaminated by radiation. I feel like vomiting when I look at it, and you still ask me to eat it. ! Zero points! Go home and reflect on yourself, you just have an extra piece of fish.

45. Hey, the fish balls in your bowl of noodles seem to be a bit off. It's loose and has no flexibility.

46. That’s right! Only with hard work can you make the best dishes!

47. Of course it’s unbearable, that’s why I ask you to bear it. You still dare to talk back to me. Do you think you are really capable? You are capable because you stand here to train me instead of me standing here to train you. You are so stupid! If you had had the same temper I had two years ago, I would have kicked you onto the road below, hung you up on Statue of Queens Square and whipped your corpse, you idiot!

48. You need to use overnight rice to stir-fry, you are the king of stir-fry, zero points.

49. It’s really troublesome. Mixing them together to make peeing beef balls is stupid.

50. Couldn’t you just say that I am the incarnation of a god? Why do you say that I am the messenger of hell? What does hell have to do with me?

51. Sister Chicken, we are all good brothers. Let me tell you frankly, I am really sorry and deeply touched that you were injured like this. I really don’t want you to be like this. Do you understand?

52. You still have some potential, but let’s talk about your overall appearance first.

53. Then you are really holding it in your mouth. It stinks. Can you smell it?

54. Come back, do you know that I am on the run now?

55. This vegetarian dish has a rich variety of ingredients, fine knife skills, and outstanding shapes. Even the most difficult to carve tofu can be carved very delicately. ;