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Lu Xiaoqian and the image of a silly girl wrote a short article.

For the composition of characters, please refer to My Queer Mom.

Strange mother

"Son, come on, help mom buy a steamed stuffed bun."

Why? I'm doing my homework.

"Doing homework is not as important as your mother."

"But ... but ..."

"No buts, my good son. Let's go. "

"Well ..."

Look, that's what my mother did. As long as she has a little housework, she will let me help. Unlike ordinary mothers, she doesn't interfere with her son at all. As for my mother, she only asks me for help when I can do something. But it can also exercise my life ability. I heard that some children can't even sweep the floor when they grow up, so my mother is still good to me.

Fairy's mother

My mother loves practical jokes. She always plays jokes on me and watches my jokes.

Funny mom sometimes makes me feel younger than me! Two nights ago, when I was sleeping, I tossed and turned dishonest. As a result, I fell asleep and somehow turned into vomiting, and my hands were shaking. My mother took this photo of me when she saw it, and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.

The next morning, she showed me her mobile phone with a bad smile. Although I was a little embarrassed about my strange appearance yesterday, I laughed after watching it, and we both laughed together.

She is really an elf.

Not strict mother

My mother doesn't want to be an ordinary mother. Other people's mothers apply for cram schools and excellent classes every day, one for three or four, and some for five or six. It's so scary! Unlike my mother, my mother pays great attention to my hobbies, such as comics, calligraphy, piano and skating. I have learned everything, and my mother doesn't force me to learn anything, but I will report anything I want. Hey, hey, my mom. All right.

A cold mother

My mother is also an unkind mother. Do you know how strict she is with me? She is so strict with me: one. Do 100 math problems every day, and you can't rest until you finish them. I remember one morning when I got up, it was dark, and my mother gave me a terrible lesson, so I couldn't say it. After getting up, my mother urged me again: "brush your teeth, and then clean the table and floor." It's almost junior high school, and I haven't learned to take care of myself. The students in junior high school are very independent. How can someone like you compare with others? " After cleaning the room, do another math problem. Did you hear that? Listen to me, remember? "Teach me a lesson, she went to work. Do you feel miserable? Two: Mom keeps her word. Every day, my mother wants me to go out and exercise for 3 hours on the playground. I almost went to the hospital once, but my mother still let me exercise. This is my strict mother. Is it strict?

This is my most quaint, gentle and strict mother!

It seems that there are 1000 mother styles in the world. The author's mother is so cute, whether it's an eccentric mother, an elf's mother, or a mother who is not strict and gentle. In short, she loves your mother!