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Which sentence do you often use in the top ten online buzzwords selected in 217?

Seemingly obedient, secretly resisting.

Whenever danger knocks on the door, I remember to close the door.

Snow White explained that seven little diaosi were not as good to her as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better pretend to be a bachelor.

Everyone says that you have to marry Grey Wolf, but have you considered whether you are suitable to be Red Taro?

I not only have a car, but also have my own. . .

Look at the money. Earn from the thick.

If you don't study, you'll be a cultured pig.

There must be glory, depending on how you go.

I can't bear to let go. Lost in love, unforgettable.

High-end atmosphere is classy, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, simple and fashionable international model, low-end vulgar exercise, no lower limit for soil suppression and affectation, pretentious green tea bitch, fierce and soft woman outside, selling cute pouting scissors, melancholy and deep doesn't matter, arrogant and handsome, Leng Yan noble and grounded, fashionable and bright and fresh, lovely rural non-mainstream, aristocratic dynasty killing Matt

It's an attitude problem.

Long-distance love is just keeping a mobile phone pet.

I haven't seen my wife for four years. She gave birth to a big fat boy for me last year ... I really want to go home and see you.

Long-term partners are farting.

The so-called love at first sight doesn't make you feel like it at first sight.

Since ancient times, I can't keep my affection. Only routines have won people's hearts.

X-ray, a world without Ps

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