Who told me some jokes?

1. A female kindergarten teacher led the students to swim and accidentally revealed an X hair. A student asked, teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out cruelly and said, thread!

2. Kangaroos and frogs fuck chickens. The kangaroo finished it with three strokes and two strokes, and only listened to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! Kangaroos are so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said, "Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! . "The frog said," Fuck, I didn't jump on the bed all night! " ~~"

Dreaming of God, he said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted to make this look good. He thought deeply and said, take the globe and I'll look at it again! ..

Step 4: One day

A pair of flies have lunch with their mother.

The son asked the mother fly, why do we eat shit every day?

Mother fly said angrily, don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot! !

The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "sweetheart!" " "The patient smiled and said," baby. "