Snowflakes need two pounds to dry in the sun. What is the classic phrase in the aria? My childhood memories are vague.

The two of them switched to "Sister Yang has spring".

Although it is not a famous article, it is ingenious in conception, rich in imagination and breathtaking. It is a humorous and well-known program, which has been loved by the people for many years and never tires of listening to it.

This joke tells that Emperor Song Renzong, under the escort of Nanyabao, went out to visit the spring scenery, and met the eight sisters and nine sisters in yangfu, Tian Bo, who were also visiting the spring scenery, and were fascinated by the beauty of the eight sisters. He decided to marry his eight sisters into the palace to be a noble person. He sent Lord Bao to the mansion to propose marriage with an imperial edict. She read the imperial edict, "Dark scold a good bad king, ten miles away, you don't love, fall in love with my family wearing flowers. I'm going to betrothed my daughter, Sister Yang Bajie, and the Yang family will be a domestic slave. My daughter, Sister Yang, forbid you to resist. Bow your head, give something, and there is nowhere to find a gift list. "

Then, it leads to the core content of this duet-a gift list full of wisdom and whimsy. When the necessary ceremony comes, marry a woman; A daughter can't get married without a gift. However, the things on this gift list are unexpected and amazing throughout the ages: if you don't know, it will make people laugh.

The first thing on the gift list is flowers and plants from all over the world:

I want you to go east to Donghai red peony,

West to the root of peony in the West Sea,

From the south to the South China Sea, Ganoderma lucidum,

North to Beihai Old Changlin.

The mountains and rivers within the four seas are so vast and far away, and the total amount of those flowers and plants is countless. How can we collect them all?

I want you to be a star for two months,

Three or two breezes, four or two clouds,

Five or two kinds of flames, six or two kinds of gases,

Seven taels of charcoal smoke and eight taels of piano.

Snowflakes need two barrels to dry.

It takes two Jin to burn ice and ashes.

It takes two and a half barrels to collapse the ash in the well.

Ginseng hair is seven Jin.

Eight eggs to four stare blankly way:

You need three thick cow hairs,

The fly's heart is afraid of mosquitoes,

Rabbit horn and toad scale

Imagination has changed from tangible to intangible, which determines that these intangible things are presented in tangible forms; And these intangible things that can't be weighed decide to be weighed by scales. Later, some people even said that the world no longer exists.

The following is even more amazing. There are many skilled weavers in the world, so it is not difficult to knit clothes for the royal family. The difficulty is that the materials used to weave clothes are hard to find in the sky and underground. Then, imagine expanding ordinary objects to the size of mountains and rivers:

I want you in three, two, six,

Velvet wool towel,

A big red coat with leech wings,

Green Luo skirt with flying wings.

I want a piece of jade as big as Mount Tai.

An ingot of gold grown in the Yellow River;

A comb mirror the size of a day,

A washbasin as big as the ground.

Then, naturally imagine myths and legends. First of all, I want an object for each of the Eight Immortals (the lyrics are abbreviated), and then I want all the immortals "above" (in the sky) to marry me, including the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother (the lyrics are abbreviated).

If we can really invite all the legendary immortals, the Yang family will have an extremely luxurious wedding ceremony and elaborate:

It's 45 miles from Tianbofu to Jindian.

I want you to spread the brick three inches deep.

One cash cow at a time,

Two steps and two cornucopia;

A golden horse tied to a cash cow,

Jin people stand on the cornucopia; ……

Well, even if these impossible things are really done, they still can't be done. There is one last condition, that is, you must wait until you are old, and then you can get married. Let's look at this age and time again, but it's long enough:

My daughter had a fortune-telling at home,

Married at the age of 88;

Mount Tai will not fall, and my daughter will not marry.

A daughter can't get married unless she does it.

The purpose of these whimsical questions is to embarrass the emperor, make him retreat, and dispel his idea of marrying Yang's daughter with imperial power. The result is naturally that the emperor didn't marry Bajie Yang.