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My parents want my boyfriend to break in. What should I tell him?

My parents want my boyfriend to break in. What should I tell him? "Our family is not a daughter-in-law, because I love her very much. My parents didn't approve of our marriage at that time. I love her so much because she pushed the door at them. And the result? Ten years of marriage, eight-year-old children. She didn't accept my child once. My parents think the child is thinking, but she always remembers that my parents would rather let me in. I don't know her, but I just won't go home for the New Year. I will quarrel in the new year. Say that your parents want to be children, they usually come over. In the first year, I was not allowed to go for the New Year. I'm going to your house for the Spring Festival. Are you still on the phone

When your parents got married, I didn't give them a penny and the car couldn't get out. We have been married for ten years. They didn't even call me. I never knew myself. I depend on your New Year. "The helplessness of slamming the door:" I haven't been home for ten years, and I'm getting a divorce. ""I don't even have the dignity of a man. In my house, I can't stand me. No matter how good my parents are, I am fine, aren't I? Can you understand me? It's time to go home now. My parents treated her badly, but only for a few days. She can't stand it. She never thought about me.

Because I married her, my parents became the laughingstock of the whole village. I'm afraid of my parents. I dare not go out. My mother said, tell me, someone else gave birth to a son, I gave it to my wife, I left, you left people at the door, white nanny, and the big Chinese New Year family didn't give it to my ancestors. My father didn't tell me a word because of my choice. He said, if you were a woman, I wouldn't think of my family. I just don't have this son.

I'm harder. But she doesn't understand. She passed by her parents, and she guarded her relatives. What about me? People in their family think that I barge in and don't respect my attitude. Not only does she not understand me, but I also think I am willing to close the door. I'll take this because I'm willing to barge in. ""Sometimes, I really can't do this. I want a divorce. But she said that if they divorce, you are also a clean family. After all, I didn't have a briefing when you came. Although married, I also married some money, but I gave you a child. I make money and spend nothing. Your parents gave me nothing. If you divorce, you will go home. I am with my family. Children, besides many people who make money, there are many others.

The house and the car are my parents. Children are also the help of my parents. I have a job too. Over the years, you have been in my house. Besides making money, my parents are taking care of you. Sometimes, I really want a divorce, but I feel reluctant. I have done so much, and I have failed completely. If I go home, I still can't be a joke. Give money to people for 10 years, and finally get fired. I am in this house now. Your money, your home and your home. My son asked them to support me, too. Their family owes me this. When I have enough money, I will take the child away.