What funny quotes did Socrates say?

I haven't heard the funny ones, but there are quite a few famous sayings ... Socrates' epigram

Know yourself

The less we need, the closer we are to God.

The gods kept their knowledge of the most important things for themselves.

Those who want to control the world must be able to control themselves first.

only when you know yourself can you know life.

Beauty is difficult

Virtue is knowledge or: virtue is knowledge, and ignorance is the source of evil

Ignorance is evil

Others live to eat, and I eat to survive.

Wisdom means self-knowledge and ignorance

I only know one thing in my life, why I am so ignorant.

There are two kinds of people in this world, one is a happy pig and the other is a miserable person. Be a miserable person, not a happy pig.

If you put the pain of everyone in the world together and let you choose, you may still be willing to choose your original share.

men live by forgetting, while women live by remembering.

Only reason is the most valuable

I know very well that I have no wisdom, big or small.

Education is a tool and method to seduce our hearts

The most effective education method is not to tell people the answers, but to ask them questions.

if you want to learn from me, you must have a strong desire for knowledge, just as you have a strong desire for survival.

Ideas should be born in students' hearts, and teachers should only act like midwives.

Everyone has the sun, mainly how to make it shine.

education is not instilling, but lighting a flame.

The problem is the midwife, which can help the birth of new ideas.

The best person is yourself

The more you know, the less you know.

I know my ignorance, I know my ignorance.

An unexamined life is worthless or: An unexamined life is not worth living

In front of many people, my tongue is especially healthy.

Secret love is the most beautiful love in the world

Don't get a friend by giving gifts

Tell me your friend, and I will know what kind of person you are.

In this world, besides sunshine, air, water and smiles, what else do we need?

I will die and you will live. Only God knows who is happier.

I walked around and did nothing but ask you, young and old, not only to care about your bodies, but to protect your souls.

For philosophers, death is the final self-realization. It is welcome, because it opens the door to real knowledge. The soul is freed from the bondage of the body and finally realizes the visual realm of the bright kingdom of heaven.

I only know one thing, and that is nothing.

anyone who could have done better is lazy!

people can make mistakes, but they can't make the same mistake.

when you are angry, keep your mouth shut so as not to increase your anger.

if I can stand my wife, I can stand anyone!

A good marriage can only bring you happiness, while a bad marriage can make you a philosopher.

No one is not good because he knows the good.

Any definite experiment shows that any kind of physical or psychological disease can be alleviated by vegetarianism and drinking pure water.

I am not only a citizen of Athens, but also a citizen of the world.

come to think of it, I still owe someone a cock.

Socrates has simple language and ordinary appearance. He was born with a flat nose, thick lips, bulging eyes, clumsy and short body and sacred thoughts. He talked in the streets of Athens and asked people some questions everywhere, for example, what is piety? What is democracy? What is virtue? What is courage? What is truth? And what is your job? What knowledge and skills do you have? Are you a politician? If so, what have you learned about governance? Are you a teacher? How do you conquer your ignorance before educating the ignorant? Wait a minute. For the purpose of asking this question, Socrates said, "My mother is a midwife, and I want to follow in her footsteps. I am a spiritual midwife, helping others to generate their own thoughts."

Socrates himself said, "I only know one thing, and that is that I know nothing." "I follow the footsteps of truth like a hound." In pursuit of truth, Socrates ignored his own interests, career and family. He was a martyr of philosophy. He once asked himself: What is philosophy? He answered himself, "Know yourself!"