What is the most humiliating line you have ever heard?

In the recently hit Love of the Gods, when Su Daji first entered the palace, he tried to assassinate Zhou Wang, but Zhou Wang found out. There are the following shameful lines of da ji blowing rainbow fart to Zhou Wang:

Zhou Wang: Sofa is as soft as water. When you stand up, you draw your sword. ..... Say, who are you working for?

Su Daji: (I twist my head) Your Majesty, you are wrong about me. How dare I assassinate your majesty?

Zhou Wang: How dare you deny it when the sword is drawn?

Su Daji: I drew my sword and killed myself.

Zhou Wang: Suicide?

Su Daji: I heard that every woman who serves the king will be executed by the king the next morning. In this case, why bother the king to start work and solve it by himself (poor). Please think about it for me. Innocent women are dead, and da ji is a guilty minister. Therefore, da ji must die, da ji should die, and da ji is willing to die.

Zhou Wang: You have no fear at this point.

Su Daji: Because of da ji, he was loved by the king and died without regret. After da ji's death, he left the king's love all his life (the king's eyes changed). The king thought, isn't this similar to eternal life (what a shame)?

Zhou Wang: Immortality? Never has a beautiful woman talked to a lonely person like this. It is true that there is no beauty's brain circuit so strange. )

Su Daji: That's because their hearts died before they died.

Zhou Wang: Murphy, you blame loneliness for cruelty. I know that many people think so in their hearts, but they dare not say it.

Su Daji: No, I think those dead women are lucky (hahaha).

Zhou Wang: Lucky? Do you really think so?

Su Daji: They were all bathed in the king's sunshine and rain. If it is not luck, what is it? The king not only gave them good luck, but also gave them death. This is the kindness and kindness of the king (does the dead think so? )。 Just think, sinners should die, where is the majesty and heaven? Over time, isn't that the dead king?

Zhou Wang: da ji, I haven't heard such thoughtful words for many years (Zhou Wang is very moved, but most people can't say such embarrassing flattery). Loneliness will never let you die, and loneliness will accompany you to be happy for a hundred years (happy for a hundred years, hehe).

Su Daji: Your Majesty, I also want to be happy with your Majesty for a hundred years or a thousand years, but if your Majesty doesn't let me die, won't it prove that people who died before don't deserve to die? Doesn't that mean the king killed them by mistake (so melodramatic)? Please kill da ji with the sword.

Da ji grabbed his sword and committed suicide. Faced with such shameful lines and plots, I really have nothing to say.

"The Legend of the New White Snake" Xiaobai vs Xiaoqing

Xiao Bai: "Xiaoqing, do you think he wants this umbrella?"

Xiaoqing: "I ask you, if he comes back to ask you for it, will you give it?"

Xiao Bai: "If he wants me to give it, of course, how can he ... Xiaoqing, what are you talking about? I'm talking about this umbrella. "

Xiaoqing: "I also mean this umbrella." What do you think I am talking about? "

I didn't understand when I was a child!

I want the whole world to know that the whole fish pond has been contracted by you.

A classic quote by Doumyouji Tsukasa in Meteor Garden: If an apology is useful, what do you want the police to do?

See another dream: Yun Fan Fei said to Lu Ping: You just lost a leg, and Zi Ling lost her love.

The crescent moon said to Yan Ji: I'm not here to destroy it, I'm here to join you.

The classic line in Miao Xingren's Longmen Escort: My parents died before I was born.

The dialogue between Xia and the emperor in Princess Pearl: "Your Majesty, you are really unfathomable." "Yu He, unfathomable is you. I am really beyond my reach. " Well, Xiao Bai said he didn't understand.

There is a line about "How many people are there" in Legend of Heroes in Sui and Tang Dynasties 5: "How many associates are there?" "There is 1 person here." "1 1 person?" "Not 1 1 person, but 1 person." "2 1 person?" "Not 2 1 person, but 1 person." "7 1 person?" "It is 7 1 person, which means 1 person." "9 1 person?" "250 is a person." "25 1 person?" This line really makes my stomach ache with laughter.

The glory of the king is probably the hottest game, and the lines of the hero of this game really make people dare not make any noise.

Da ji: "What do you mean by fetters?" It seems that this is a very normal line. But, do you know how many people are as wrong as me? Jiba

Descendants: "I took it on Sunday, so today is Monday." Ah! Hou Yi, you are so awesome. Does your mother know that?

Sun Shangxiang: "Want to try? Satisfy you! " Uh, does your brother know?

Wu Zetian Ocean Star: "I said no, but my eyes are honest." You know that.

The story of dixin meeting cheng. Deusim's story: "Ah, indecent assault!" Cheng: "Oh, how cool!" This? This line? It's a big brain opening.

Sekitani Kamiki has something older than your history. What is this? Zhang Wei is the shortest! This question is too simple! What do you mean?

Of course it's a name!

The lines in ipartment series are always embarrassing, so I want to forget them. What's more, they seem obscure, but in fact they are filthy. For example!

In a series of brain teasers, Tang Youyou asked Ceng Xiaoxian, Lv Ziqiao and Guan Gu: Yifei broke something in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break?

Everyone wants to go somewhere else. Are you sure you'll be happy after it breaks? Or in high school? This is a problem for three men. How's it going? Isn't it fantastic?

The answer is: 800 meters long-distance running record!

In the Great Tang Dynasty, the general told the teenagers to obey. Such lines, such deep feelings, feel that something can happen in the next second.

The idol drama when I was a child now looks very shameful. For example, in "The Stars Grazing Sheep", A Xing asked Zhong Tianqi what happened to his clothes, and Zhong Tianqi drove directly: Are you satisfied with three hours?

Chu Xun Yu, a different Mace Bang Wei girl, put on Mace Bang Wei and didn't even know who the person was in the mirror.

"The Devil Comes" was directly discussed several times last night! This car is driving too hard!

Wei Zi was excited and scared. What is the reason? Why is Erkang so excited?

Finally, pick up girls, Wallace Huo veteran cadres, too direct! Soul and body are one!

Twenty years ago, Brother Le was a shy little boy. I have heard some shy lines in TV dramas, and I still remember the feeling of blushing and heartbeat.

Let's start with appetizers.

The first time I saw the movie "Dragon Slayer", it was in the video hall on the street. I had just entered adolescence at that time. Hearing this line, I remembered some unpleasant experiences of getting up, and my face turned red at once. Fortunately, the video hall was dark at that time, and no one noticed the embarrassment of a little boy.

Looking back now, if you don't jump your heart or face, just open your mouth. That shy little boy has become a poor middle-aged uncle. ...

In fact, apart from The Dragon Slayer, among the movies (videos) that I watched as a child, the most "open" line belongs to Crane Thimble.

Feel it first:

Uh-huh, gentlemen, the plot is like this:

Cao Xiong (Zhang Tie-Lin) charmed Lan (Rosamund Kwan) with an aphrodisiac. (The aphrodisiac setting in the film is overbearing. If the poisoned person doesn't have sex with someone immediately, he will die. )

At this critical juncture, Dian Cang sent his disciple Ma (Tony Leung Chiu Wai) to save Lan while Cao Xiong was distracted.

After the two are temporarily safe, Blue Fluttershy, whose mind is gradually swallowed up by drugs, faces a dilemma: either wait for the drug to attack and die; Either complete the ceremony of human relations with this handsome guy and be a pair of dew mandarin ducks. ...

As the saying goes, it's now or never!

According to the strong demands of the director and audience, Blue Fluttershy chose the latter.

Later, Blue Fluttershy came up with the line in the picture. ...

So, gentlemen, the question is:

What did Ma Wu Jun leave behind?

At that time, this problem bothered me for several years. Later, when I grew up, I knew the truth and my tears fell. ...

I have to feel: China Wushu is profound; Director's brain hole, out of the sky!

Share a few more pictures and feel the style of this martial arts film shot by 1993:

How's it going? Have you ever been struck by lightning? Did the friends feel ashamed to hear these lines when watching this movie?

A few decades ago, the social concept was conservative, and I occasionally heard some "shy" lines, blushing and heartbroken.

With the growth of age and the improvement of the openness of social concepts, large-scale scenes such as kissing and sex scenes in film and television dramas seem to be the same thing!

What other shy lines have your friends heard? Welcome to share!

Hello, everyone, I'm Brother Le.

Many lines of Master Xing are dirty.

There is a passage in Luyigong that Master Xing wants to escort the princess to the Heavenly Palace.

The princess leaned out of the car. He said to Master Xing, "I'm bored. Why not hit the tortoise? "

Master Xing handed a banana and said, "I'm afraid of you. Take it, take it. "

When I was young, I thought I would give it to the princess. Now I understand. What a shame.

There are many Chou-heung in Tang Bohu. ...

It is recommended not to enter before 18! ! The lines are really embarrassing! ! !

Netizens call this drama "Adult Love", hahahaha.

The title of the play is "Can I", also called "Awkward Rental House", which is adapted from a comic book.

I leaked the conversation between the man and the woman. Don't report me! !

That's what the TV series really says! I didn't tamper with it! !

I found the cartoon of this play the other day.

As a result, I can't read Japanese. Fall! ! Play for nothing!

I've been waiting for the update recently, and I'm exhausted.

The omnipotent editor of letters "is really miserable …

Traces of spoilers ahead. ......................................................................................................., look carefully.

Traces of spoilers ahead. ......................................................................................................., look carefully.

Briefly talk about persona+story background

The man and the woman used to be classmates and talked about a love that is not a love. After what the man did to the woman, they never met again.

After both of them work, they rent in the same house (there are two other tenants), and ***4 people live in the same house.

The man responded when he had physical contact with the woman. ...

So, the man told the woman that he would not lift it within two years, and now he only responded to the woman, hoping that the woman could help him. How to help him? ...

Let's put a screenshot of the scene below … Cough is really destroying three views.

However, it doesn't affect my reading with relish? (￣▽￣? )

It's still embarrassing. Ha ha ha ha, I'm afraid the number is gone.

Put this on. Friends you like can go to the letter station to look for it.

Just search "May I?"

Alas, people can't help but sigh that it's good to look good. ...

Otherwise, the hostess should call the police, right?

But! ! Remember! ! Remember! ! Remember! !

Watch a play! Watch a play! ! !

If you encounter harassment in reality, call the police! ! !

It should be what the Monkey King said to Princess Tiefan in the Journey to the West: Sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly, I'm coming out.

Laugh my TV lines to death.

If you want to say the most embarrassing line, it must be "Dior Man" starring Dapeng, which is in every episode. I accidentally got on the bus.