Ask for the end of cross talk, and definitely give points.

K: Thank you. I'm glad to stand with the teacher again.

Y: here we go again.

Guo: It is rare for such a good actor to have a conscience.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: Sometimes I go to Deyun Society.

Yes

Guo: I don't often see Mr. Yu in the theater.

Y: right.

Guo: Teacher Yu Qian goes out twice a year.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: It will be Qingming for a while, and July 15th for a while.

Y: Well, I'm here to collect the tribute, aren't I?

Guo: This is, I won't say that you are a good actor.

Y: You won.

Guo: Actors have a process from learning to maturity.

Y: right.

Guo: Why?

Yes

Guo: Crosstalk looks simple, but it's actually the same as singing opera.

Yes

Guo: We must work hard.

Y: er, it is necessary.

Guo: I can't do it without hard work.

Yes

Guo: Get up early and be greedy for the dark, and shout loudly.

Y: practice my voice.

Guo: Go and practice.

Yes

Guo: The age difference is now, but Mr. Yu still insists on early exercise.

Yu: Ang, get up in the morning

Guo: Ah, I got up earlier than the chicken and went to bed later than the chicken.

Y: You have mastered the life rules of these two chickens.

K: All right.

Y: Hey, nobody talks like that.

Guo: I have a wonderful family.

Y: Eh, it's good to be at home.

Guo: Ah, think about it. Just this line. Everyone had a good time. We need to go out and talk about cross talk.

Y: I am very busy.

Guo: That's true. Sister-in-law is very kind to him.

Y: my wife.

Guo: Ah, the children are lovely, too.

Y: yes, be obedient.

Guo: Look.

Yes

Guo: Tell the truth.

Yes

Guo: You are a very happy person.

Y: Eh, not bad.

Guo: Tell the truth. When can I miss you? I

Y: huh?

Guo: I am worth it in my life.

Y: So you still envy me?

Guo: Well, I hope I can be a great person.

Y: oh ~

Guo: I feel as if I am shorter than anyone else.

Y: Not worse than others.

Guo: Really?

Yes

Guo: My height.

Y: What are you talking about?

Guo: Nothing. I'm in good spirits. I am a man of temperament. I said myself, I, I won't go to North Korea as a teacher.

I was complaining when I went to the office.

Y: Look, you choose this country and I'll tell you.

Guo: Let's put it this way.

Y: Ah, not bad.

Guo: I, I am a person who demands progress.

Y: all right then.

Guo: I hope so. I hope I can be good in the near future.

Y: Oh, I hope so.

Guo: I wish I had money. It's no exaggeration.

Y: It's good to have money.

Guo: Yes, if everyone has money, the country will be rich and strong.

Y: right.

Guo: Really?

Yes

Guo: There is a rich list.

Y: I know.

Guo: I don't believe in rankings.

Yu: Ang ... not convinced by the ranking! ?

Guo: What's your name?

Yu: Forbes Rich List

Guo: I'll tear it for you if you don't accept it.

Y: Hey hey, kidnap what?

Guo: You know how powerful this business is.

Y: Hey, hey, no, just Forbes.

Guo: Forbes list

Y: right.

Guo: I watch it every day.

Y: Why look at others?

Guo: I wish I was on it, but I never have.

Y: How fresh is it?

Guo: Is it printed wrong?

Y: Remember, it's a mistake to have you for a while.

Guo: When can it be printed wrong?

Y: Hey, I am looking forward to this day. What happened?

Guo: No-

Y: What's it to you that the printing is wrong?

Guo: You printed it wrong. I'm here.

Yes, what do you mean by that?

Guo: I sympathize with many unfortunate people.

Y: I sympathize with others, too

Guo: Look at it. Many people drive used cars, live in second-hand houses and marry second-hand wives.

Y: Aha, my wife uses it, too.

Guo: What a hard life!

Y: not good

Guo: Hey, am I doing well?

Y: really?

Guo: Adjust your state.

Y: It's mainly the mentality.

Guo: I want a quality life in all aspects.

Y: that's good.

Guo: Really?

Yes

Guo: Nothing. I'll still watch the show.

Y: Ah, I dabble in art, too.

Guo: Listen to music.

Y: ok, ok, ok.

Guo: Watching movies.

Yes

Guo: I saw a movie that day.

Yu: Kun

Guo: 20 12

Y: It's also a disaster film.

Guo: I feel depressed after reading it.

Y: Hey, what are you depressed about?

Guo: I finished it before I misprinted it.

Y: don't be afraid. Don't be paranoid. Movies are works of art and fiction.

Guo: I'm serious.

Y: Why are you doing this?

Guo: I like to run a bank.

Y: oh.

Guo: I have to live well. Why did I leave so much money?

Y: oh.

Guo: Did I splurge?

Y: This money should be spent before 20 12.

Guo: I will spend a lot of time and money.

Y: just spend money.

Guo: I took the card and ran to the bank.

Y: I went to withdraw money.

Guo: What's the use of keeping money?

Yes

Guo: I'll take out all these two thousand dollars. I'm going to splurge.

Y: you go first

Guo: Travel around the world!

Y: ok!

Guo: Buy a yacht.

Y: It's 2000 yuan to travel around the world. I'll come back when I get to Daxing. You know, buy a yacht, haha.

Guo: I have a monthly pass.

Y: Hey hey, why not just buy a monthly ticket?

Guo: I went to the bank to withdraw money.

Y: oh.

K: Take 200 first.

On: 1800, keep it.

K: Break it down. I picked them up one by one and rubbed them hard.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: They say that banks are fake, too.

Y: that's impossible.

Guo: Shit.

Yu: Ang

Guo: It took too long, and the card was swallowed.

Y: Carl was swallowed.

Guo: What can I do with this 200 yuan?

Y: If you wipe it again, even this 200 is fake.

Guo: I put it in this pocket.

Yu: Kun

Guo: Walking in the street, no matter where I am, I always have a good walk.

Y: Take a walk.

Guo: Ah, I opened my heart.

Y: wow.

Guo: I want to be worthy of myself.

Y: spend money.

Guo: Well, I looked up and there was a temple here.

Y: Oh, the temple.

Guo: I went there to burn incense and worship Buddha.

Y: Find a psychological balance.

Guo: Look for a good sign.

Y: of course.

Guo: I went there in one step. There is such a big plaque at the door.

Y: oh.

Guo: Green characters on a blue background.

Y: What does it say?

Guo: Fraudulent temple.

Y: fake temple. You're fine here, but aren't you?

Guo: It's really a good place.

Y: Oh, I think this is a good word.

Guo: It's too foreign. This one.

Y: wow.

Guo: Go ahead.

Y: How dare you go in?

Guo: I walked in and the monk was chanting.

Y: oh.

Guo: Happy and gloomy. ...

Y: Grey Wolf, how do you sing this passage?

Guo: You startled me.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I'm leaving. He turned and saw me. "Welcome. Don't miss passing by. "

Y: Oh, that's great. This monk should do business in this temple.

Guo: I came in. Ah, hello, master. "Oh, hello, benefactor. Are you here to donate money? "

Y: You need money to come down.

Guo: I don't have much money with me.

Y: right.

Guo: "You can swipe your card."

Y: Oh, no delay.

Guo: That-the card was swallowed.

Y: to be honest.

Guo: Small loans are available.

Y: Oh, the thief won't be empty. this is

Guo: "Mortgage" is nothing here.

Yes

Guo: "Oh … would you like to donate organs?"

Oh, my God, you have to leave something behind, right?

Guo: I hate madness. I mean, eating Buddha and dressing Buddha are crazy.

Y: really?

Guo: I sued you for nothing.

Y: I just have no money.

Guo: You know, look at you. You are sick!

Yu: Ang

Guo: The monk is happy (um) "You have medicine."

Y: Hey, what's the matter?

Guo: How much do you eat? "How much do you have?" You can eat as much as you want. "I'll eat as much as you want." What's the matter with you?

"Do you have any medicine?"

Y: Come on, come on ... You have nothing to talk to him about.

Guo: I don't know who is going yet, do you?

Y: Why do you say that?

Guo: Stare at me and I'll sue you. Get out.

Y: Let's go.

Guo: Oh, my heart is so blocked (sigh)

Yu: Ang

Guo: There is a botanical garden here.

Y: Oh, vegetation.

Guo: There are all kinds of trees in it.

Y: oh.

Guo: There are trees in the south, trees in the north, cacti and all kinds of fruit trees.

Y: hey.

Guo: Scientists say that people should see more green things.

Y: He's beautiful.

Guo: Come in. Oh, it's beautiful.

Y: They are all plants.

Guo: There are all kinds of trees here. I feel quiet when I look at green things.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I suddenly remembered someone.

Y: who is it?

Guo: There is one, Newton.

Y: Oh, that's a scientist.

Guo: Master Niu.

Y: Master Niu?

Guo: Sitting under the apple tree.

Yes

Guo: If an apple hits him on the head, he will come up with the law of gravity.

Y: right.

Guo: benefit mankind.

Yes

Guo: Why am I so negative? (Yo) Why am I like him?

Yu: Ang

Guo: I also sit under the tree and think about my life.

Y: think about it.

Guo: Bang, it worked.

Y: apples.

Guo: A durian fell off.

Y: Wow, please wake up first.

Guo: Oh, I woke up an hour later.

Y: I fainted for an hour.

Guo: Why didn't I read it?

Y: Hey, hey, you're sitting in the wrong tree.

Guo: You will make a fortune.

Yes

Guo: There are stars ahead.

Yu: Brave Venus.

Guo: As soon as I put it in my pocket, why are all my pockets rummaging outside?

Y: I was robbed this hour.

Guo: My mobile phone is gone (oh), and my great 200 yuan is gone.

Y: Hey, here you are.

Guo: There is still some small change in this pocket.

Yu: Ang

K: Oh, I left my change. You can keep the money without a mobile phone.

Y: right. How about a phone call?

Guo: What about the mobile phone?

Yu: Ang

Guo: There is a man and a woman beside him.

Y: oh.

Guo: The man shouted, "Whose? ! Whose? ! "

Y: oh.

Guo: I said mine.

Y: oh.

Guo: Come and hit me.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: That woman is pregnant.

Y: Well, people ask who this child belongs to.

Guo: Didn't you wronged me to death?

Y: Who told you that you couldn't hear clearly and shouted at stubble?

Guo: In an hour.

Y: ah.

Guo: I woke up again.

Y: Well, I was in a coma for another hour.

Guo: Out of the botanical garden.

Yes

Guo: My mind has been purified and sublimated.

Y: it's all waves

Guo: Well, what is it?

Y: You've played nonsense twice, and then it's purified.

Guo: Well, I feel very hungry.

Y: hungry.

Guo: Fortunately, I still have some small change.

Yes

Guo: There is a small rice stall in the street.

Y: Have something to eat.

Guo: Laid-off workers did it.

Y: oh.

Guo: fry a rice and a cake.

Y: oh.

Guo: Boil noodles.

Y: I can make do with it.

Guo: Small dishes.

Yes

Guo: I'm sitting here, and I want to splurge.

Y: How can you squander this stall?

Guo: Cook three bowls of noodles and two jiaozi.

Y: Hey, you have a big appetite.

Guo: I'll wait here.

Yes

Guo: From there-Wu.

Y: what?

Guo: Here comes an urban management car.

Y: oh.

Guo: At that time, there was no food and stalls.

Y: They all ran away.

Guo: I am the only one sitting here.

Y: You also have miscellaneous parts like this.

Guo: The bus has stopped.

Yes

Guo: Two chengguan came down.

Y: oh.

Guo: Their expressions are very depressed.

Y: why?

Guo: I can't talk about it. Don't you think you have no food?

Y: Well, they also came to dinner. These two are twisted (I don't understand)

Guo: I'm hungry.

Y: Well, there is no rice.

Guo: We have to find a place to eat.

Yes

Guo: There is a small restaurant next to it.

Y: oh.

Guo: Let me have something to eat there.

Y: not bad.

Guo: I walked straight into the door.

Yu: Ang

Guo: There is a yellow plastic sign (Oh) on the ground that says be careful to slide.

Y: ok, ok, ok, ok. Hey, okay, okay. What about you? How about taking a dictionary to the restaurant in the future?

Don't slip. All right, slide carefully. You know, when you hit durian again, you will wake up. You're angry about it.

? number

Guo: I had a good time.

Y: hey hey.

Guo: Cai

Yu: mental derangement.

Guo: I looked up.

Y: ah.

Guo: The boss looked up at me.

Y: I don't know what to do. Still slippery.

Guo: Are you ill?

Y: talking about others.

Guo: "You have medicine."

Y: hi, yes.

Guo: "How much do you eat?" Huh, how much money you got there?

Y: all right, all right.

Guo: "Eat as much as you want"—

Y: you are sick. I'll tell you, why are you yelling at people?

Guo: Alas, why is my life so unhappy?

Y: You won't be happy here. You always do.

Guo: Sit here and cook noodles.

Y: eat noodles.

Guo: I ruined your family today.

Y: who is it?

Guo: I have to give it to you and find you an awkward one.

Y: What's so embarrassing?

Guo: The noodles are ready (ah). What a coincidence to pull them with chopsticks.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Take out a cockroach.

Y: I don't care either

Guo: Hum, ah.

Y: I see.

Guo: What should I do? The boss's face turned white.

Y: afraid.

Guo: Give me a pair of chopsticks.

Y: Er, change chopsticks. Is this related to chopsticks? Well, they're both sick enough.

Guo: You are staring at me. Let's talk about it when I get back.

Y: er, right. Come back. Did you slip away?

Guo: I am very naughty, you know?

Y: Well, I'm angry that you are naughty.

Guo: Oh, drink it.

Yes

Guo: I was walking in the street, wondering what was going on. I'm ... hey, hey.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: This is a big billboard.

Y: What does it say?

Guo: Selling a house.

Y: oh.

Guo: The newly-opened community (Oh) has a nice name (Well) it's called Magic Castle.

Y: That's a good start.

Guo: Italian style.

Y: hey.

K: 3,000 yuan per square meter.

Y: it's very cheap

Guo: You get something for nothing.

Yes

Guo: Give me two or five buildings.

Y: Do you want to buy this?

Guo: I take out a loan.

Y: loan.

Guo: 20 13.

Y: Well, then I won't have time to give this money.

Guo: I'll stay first.

Y: alas.

Guo: Italian style, magic castle.

Yes

Guo: I'll come in one step. I'll have a look here.

Y: why?

Guo: It's really Italian.

Y: Is it that obvious?

Guo: The buildings are crooked.

Y: Well, according to this leaning tower, is it built like this?

Guo: The salesgirl is very polite.

Yes

Guo: Buy it quickly.

Y: ah.

Guo: I don't think it will last for a few days.

Y: well, it's going to collapse.

Guo: I said that your thing is 3,000 yuan per square meter. "3,000 yuan per square meter, who told you 3,000 yuan?"

Y: what?

Guo: "5 1000 square meters"

Y: How about fifty thousand?

Guo: I said you wrote 3 thousand

Y: right.

Guo: "Three thousand is the property fee."

Y: wow.

Guo: As soon as I heard it, I was ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Y: Why are you so surprised?

Guo: Just when I was surprised, the building behind me, boom-

Y: This voice building has collapsed.

Guo: I'll go as soon as I see it.

Y: Let's go.

Guo: The salesgirl hit this brick and came out. No, you are sick. "Do you have any medicine?" How much do you eat? Huh, how much money you got there?

Less "

Y: OK, if all the psychopaths touch here together, it will kill you.

Guo: I can't squander this money.

Y: How are you going to spend this 200 yuan?

Guo: I lost this 200 yuan, and there is still 1800 in Cary.

Y: Oh, I want to spend this.

Guo: I am thinking about life and planning well.

Y: I still want to.

Guo: Well, I went home and had a rest.

Y: ah.

Guo: After a night of kung fu, I was, suddenly, bang.

Y: how about it?

Guo: Every time I open the toilet, I cut it all.

Y: You pried open the door of the public toilet, didn't you?

Guo: Yes-

Why did you open the toilet?

Guo: What do you mean?

Y: It opened suddenly.

Guo: It suddenly dawned on me.

Y: ah.

Guo: Go and get the money.

Y: oh.

K: Take out the money.

Y: wow.

Guo: I want to live a rich life.

Yes

Guo: I keep pets.

Y: Ah, keeping pets is pragmatic.

Guo: Rich people keep pets.

Y: right.

Guo: Me, find some stars. Hey.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: I love stars very much.

Y: You keep that star as a pet.

Guo: I am an entrepreneur.

Y: Entrepreneurs are stars.

Guo: I always get up at night.

Y: Don't think about Baoxing about your kidney condition.

Guo: Yes.

Y: oh, what? Think of something good.

Guo: Are you being sarcastic?

Y: nonsense.

Guo: You are ill.

Y: You have medicine.

Guo: Do you still want-

Y: Who told you that?

Guo: Well, that's what I love to say.

Y: What a wonderful thing!

Guo: I'll go. I will buy a pet.

Y: alas.

Guo: There is a pet market at the door. I am going to buy a pet.

Y: go and have a look.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, oh, I sold everything.

Y: ah.

Guo: They sell everything. People say we have everything we want here. Well, people keep fish here.

Y: wow.

Guo: Raising birds.

Yes

Guo: Keep peacocks.

Y: ouch.

Guo: Keep that black-bone chicken.

Yes

Guo: Yuanbao chicken

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Keep puppies and kittens.

Yes

Guo: This Yuanbao chicken is also a pet.

Y: Eh, that's different from other chickens.

Guo: Its head and tail are upturned.

Jade: ingot-shaped

Guo: Very cute. I said it was fun.

Yes, yes.

Guo: I can sell chickens on the street in the future.

Y: Why are you so embarrassed?

Guo: What? I'm just having fun. I am very happy.

Y: why do you want to keep it?

Guo: Ang, I said it was good. Chickens of this size are large and small. You can choose from them. We have small ones.

Chicken, running fast, very cute. I said, okay, okay, you can sell it to me so soon.

Yu: Ang

Guo: If eee doesn't sell, I'll give it to you 100.

Yu: 100 yuan is quite a lot for a chicken.

Guo: 200 is not 400. number

Y: wow.

K: 500 pounds.

Y: really.

Guo: I said you must be crazy. A chicken is not for sale in 500 yuan, not for sale. I can't make it.

Y: Hey, what do you need this thing for?

Guo: Buy something else.

Yes

Guo: Buy a puppy.

Y: er, it's more popular.

Guo: buying a dog pays attention to bloodline. By the way, I was too pure when I bought a dog.

Y: why?

Guo: Jingba Gome Tibetan mastiff stone is a string.

Y: Wow, this dog's house may be a mess.

Guo: I like it more and more when I buy it.

Y: ah.

Guo: Beautifying to the extreme.

Y: how to beautify this?

Guo: Looking for a beauty salon.

Y: oh.

Guo: Give us a pair of eyelids.

Y: look.

Guo: Let me see.

Yu: Ang

Guo: How do double eyelids rise and fall?

Y: it's all up and down.

Guo: Our opening here is a great reward. We traded two knives for two knives.

Y: I haven't heard of it. The surgery is also sent.

Guo: I said you beautify dogs.

Y: ah.

Guo: Can I have a perm?

Y: Give your hair a trim.

K: What kind of perm? I said, have you seen Yu Qian?

Y: Hi, why did you mention me?

K: Just like that.

Y: what's this?

Guo: OK, OK, OK. I'm in.

Yes

Guo: Come out and have a look when it is ironed.

Y: ah.

Guo: Why is there no hair?

Y: Well, what do you mean by changing your hairstyle?

Guo: I said, what's the matter? I'm sorry, I'm angry.

Y: ah.

Guo: This is made in a microwave oven.

Y: wow.

Guo: This grandson used to buy barbecues.

Y: I changed this to a chef.

Guo: What can we do?

Yes

Guo: Someone asked me, why don't you give this dog a full face?

Y: Beauty.

Guo: Let's go to Korea.

Y: People there have this technology.

Guo: Er, this is a way (um) to borrow some money from friends to buy a plane ticket, take the dog to Korea and entrust it to the dog.

Yes

Guo: I got on the plane, sat there and fastened my seat belt. I am short.

Y: Just a moment, please. Is the seat belt on the plane so short or short?

Guo: How?

Y: So please fasten your seat belt.

K: It's not the same as a taxi.

Y: nonsense.

K: Ka, that's how I dress. Am I right, sister?

Y: right.

Guo: Yes, yes, the stewardess is happy. In fact, you must wear a seat belt here. There will be shaking during the flight. This kind of thing has happened before.

It is a phenomenon that passengers who don't wear seat belts hit their heads.

Yes

Guo: Anyone who wears a seat belt should sit there as if he were alive. Wow.

Y: Don't sit down, or you will die if you miss.

Guo: I'm too late. I've already flown. I said, God, I'm throwing up and tossing.

Oh, dear.

Guo: I can't spit it out if I tie it up. Where can I spit?

Y: you said

Guo: There is another person sitting next to me.

Y: There is another person.

Guo: This is really good. He sleeps with his eyes closed.

Y: have a look.

Guo: I wore big sunglasses and goggles and went to his heart.

Y: that's disgusting.

Guo: I threw up in his heart.

Y: ouch.

Guo: He didn't respond either, and I'm fine.

Y: I hope you have finished throwing up.

Guo: After a while, the plane landed smoothly and saw him awake.

Y: oh.

Guo: I'll ask him at once.

Yes

Guo: Better?

Y: who is it? This is, will it hurt you?

Guo: He understood. "Okay, what?"

Y: Hey, that's all you can say.

K: That's all I have.

Y: ah.

Guo: I got the biggest cosmetic surgery institution and told people to look at me. You got it? Nod. attending physician

The teacher wears big sunglasses, a mask, a hat and a white coat

Y: It's all included.

Guo: I got the dog in.

Y: drink it.

Guo: Wait outside.

Yes

Guo: I waited for an hour.

Oh, dear.

Guo: I got it, ok.

Y: great.

Guo: After the whole thing.

Yes

Guo: Big ears, two front teeth, dancing to eat carrots and drink.

Y: Why don't you wait for a while? Here, a dog comes out and a rabbit comes out.

Guo: Ouch.

Y: Eat this carrot.

Guo: He changed it for me?

Y: right.

Guo: I said it wrong. Where is my dog? When I wave my hand, that's it. I said don't give me that.

Y: He denied it.

Guo: I tell you, I can finish it. Give it back to me quickly, or I won't finish with you.

Y: right.

Guo: He is very happy. As soon as he took off his mask.

Yu: Ang

Guo: You threw up all over me on the plane.

Hello.