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A letter to a thief (hilarious) Mr. Thief: If you see this letter, you are very unfortunate. The door is one foot high and the thief is ten feet high. You have successfully destroyed our new home. I bought a security door and became the 10th thief to enter my house. Mr. Thief, there is 50 yuan in the envelope. Take it first as a bonus, and then read the letter patiently. Although this house looks quite messy, everything is in order. I will tell you what you want to find. Please don't look around. Some things are worthless to you, but they are very important to us. Also, I'm not very diligent by nature, and I don't want to have to work hard to clean up the house when I come back from travel. I hope you can cooperate. The main purpose of your coming to my house must be to "borrow" money. We have just received our salaries and allowances, but they are all put into bank cards. We carry the bank cards with us. In order not to disappoint you too much and to thank you for your cooperation, I put 183 yuan in the first drawer of the computer desk. You take 100 and we keep the rest for grocery shopping. You may think that the 100 yuan is too little, and you may curse in your mind: "I am sending away a beggar!" Then get something. Don't touch the computer. It was something you bought when you were in college. Now it's too old to even be a Monopoly player. Even if you take it out, you won't be able to sell it for a lot of money. You have to hire a car, and it's easy to be discovered. , which contains electronic love letters from when my husband and I were dating online and the disgusting things we chatted on QQ. In order to thank you for your support of our great love, I also put 100 yuan under the keyboard, please check it. Did you see that guitar in the corner? The sound quality is very good. It was given by a friend of my husband's before marriage. You can take it away. If you can sell it for a few bucks, it can be considered a favor to me. With my cultivation, I can't throw it out of the window. Although I get upset when I see it. The strangest thing in our house is the refrigerator on the balcony. Plug it in and try it. Do you hear me? It can actually sing. It's a knock-off product I brought back from my mom's house. This thing is also big, and the cooling is not very good. I suggest you don’t move it. And that TV, I bought it on the second-hand market for 80 yuan. If you must take it, I won’t stop you. I suggest you don’t touch the toys in the children’s room. My family is poor and children cannot afford toys. Many of them are made by my husband using discarded items. It can be said that each piece is filled with his love for his children. You will also be a father of children in the future, and you will understand. To thank you for your understanding, I left 50 yuan in cash at my door. Please don't enter the bedroom, it is a very private place after all. What? You came in, you are really disobedient, you see, I sewed the curtains and bed covers stitch by stitch. You must have seen the bedside table. Don't try to open it. In fact, there is nothing inside, only needles, thread, brains, fairy tale books and other small things. The beige button is the switch. If you must look at it, then press it, but it is recommended that you do not press it. If you haven't pressed the button yet, then go here. There is really nothing left in my house to honor you. You earned 300 yuan in cash in an hour, which is considered a high salary. Take it while it's good and go to the restaurant downstairs to buy some side dishes to try; if you pressed that button, your hand must be clamped now. There are three ways to leave. 1. Cut off your arm; 2. Call 110 and ask for help; 3. When we come back, we will be home on time at 3:00 pm on January 22nd.lt;/CCgt;