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Is it reliable to rent a girlfriend to go home for the New Year?

I won't rent out my girlfriend in response to my parents' stupid behavior. I think there are many drawbacks and disadvantages.

1. Because it is a verbal agreement, most people will regret it afterwards.

Many people who rent their girlfriends to go home have reached an agreement with each other on some social platforms. Some details are verbally agreed by both parties after meeting, and few boys can "spoil the fun" by proposing a written agreement when facing beauty. When going home together, all kinds of expenses are involved on the way. If there is no prior agreement, disputes will inevitably arise. If it is not handled properly, the other party will probably leave halfway in a rage. In this way, if you tell your parents to bring your girlfriend home, it will become a joke.

In the process of bringing "girlfriend" home, many places have the habit of giving gifts, and this part of the "gift" also needs to be agreed in advance, otherwise the other party will go back on their word afterwards, and you will only be dumb and unable to say how bitter it is to eat Rhizoma Coptidis. This happened in previous years. A man rented a woman to pretend to be his girlfriend to go home for the New Year. As a result, his parents gave his "girlfriend" a meeting gift of nearly 1, yuan behind his son's back. It was already a month after his son found out. When he went to beg again, the other party denied it, and finally the man had to sue his "girlfriend".

Second, girls may take advantage of your filial piety to make you spend extra money, so that you can be the suckers.

There are two psychological reasons for a man to rent his girlfriend home for the New Year: one is to reassure his parents out of filial piety, and the other is to silence those three aunts and six grandmothers. Filial piety is your greatest weakness in the eyes of a willing heart. If, during the cooperation, the woman intentionally or unintentionally threatens to tell your parents, she will ask you for extra money by boiling it in warm water like a frog. For the sake of parents' peace of mind, maybe you don't care about that little money, but once the other person tastes the sweetness, the lion may open his mouth in the end.

The other party may really think that you have a good appearance and a good job, so they fall in love with you at first sight and have the idea of trying to meet someone with you. In this case, you might as well give it a try, and the rent is not wasted. After contact with your family, the other party thinks that both your family and you are good, mainly because your family background also meets the expectations of the other party.