Give me a joke about Buddha

A monk advised a butcher to do good deeds and kill less animals. He also said that whatever you kill in this life will be repaid in the next life. If you kill a chicken, it will become a chicken, and if you kill a dog, you will become a dog. The man thought for a while and said: Then I'll kill someone instead. Late at night, there was one person and one Buddha in the temple, with the Buddha sitting and others standing.

Person: Holy Buddha, I am a married person, and now I am passionately in love with another woman. I really don’t know what to do.

Fo: Can you be sure that the woman you are falling in love with now is the only and last woman in your life?

Human: Yes.

Buddha: Get a divorce and then marry her.

Human: But my current lover is gentle, kind, and virtuous. Is it a little cruel or immoral for me to do this?

Buddha: It is cruel and immoral to have no love in marriage. Now that you have fallen in love with someone else and no longer love her, you are right to do so.

Human: But my lover loves me very much, really loves me.

Buddha: Then she is happy.

Person: I want to divorce her and marry someone else. She should be in pain, so how can she be happy?

Buddha: In marriage, she still has her love for you, but you have lost your love for her in marriage, because you fell in love with someone else. It is said that what you have is happiness, what you have lost is happiness. It is painful, so you are the one suffering.

Person: But I want to divorce her and marry someone else. She should be the one suffering from losing me.

Buddha: You are wrong. You are just a concrete embodiment of her true love in marriage. When your concrete body does not exist, her true love will continue to another concrete body, because her true love in marriage never ceases to exist. Never lost. So she is happy and you are miserable.

Human: She said she only loves me in this life, and she will not fall in love with anyone else.

Buddha: Have you ever said this?

Person: I.I..I...