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Northeastern Duoling: A song "It's Hard to Come Old" makes many old people cry, it's so nice to cry
With your feet on the clapper and your hands on the strings, listen to me sing a piece of music. It’s hard to get old. It’s hard to persuade others. Don’t think too much of the old.
At first I just thought others were old. Now it’s my turn.
It is so painful and hard to hear, let me explain it from the beginning
It is difficult to talk to people who are deaf, and it is annoying
The hazy eyes of a sparrow are as sticky as a swim bladder. I can’t wipe my tears dry
I often mistake Li Si for Zhang San when I’m in front of people
Young people make fun of me and say I’m confused and pretending to be stupid
Relatives and friends are all annoyed by their children, grandchildren and daughter-in-law
My teeth are falling out and my mouth is drooling, and it is difficult to chew hard food without swallowing it
If I take a bad bite, I will choke and get stuck in my throat for a long time
It’s so uncomfortable that the color changes and it’s a matter of life or death
The children and grandchildren don’t bring tea but say that the old man is greedy
The nose leaks like pus and often flows to the chest
Everyone is tired of having teacups and rice bowls, and everyone is disgusted by the company in front of the dinner table
The cold wind on my head makes my head sore
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