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In ancient times, marriage events were all the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers. At that time, a matchmaker spoke for the young master of a large family and wrote a line: black hair is pockmarked and his feet are not straight. He also said that the girl's appearance is guaranteed to be the same as that written on the note. When the big family saw it, they were in high spirits and allowed to get married.
They read like this: dark hair, no pockmarked, small feet, Zhou Zheng. But it was not until the bride got married and was sent to the bridal chamber that she found that the bride was bald, lame and ugly. The extended family settled accounts with the matchmaker. The matchmaker refused to admit it, saying that her note clearly stated: dark skin, hairless, pockmarked, small feet, Zhou Zheng.
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