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What humorous sentences are there in scratch music?
1, knowledge may not change fate, but lottery tickets can.
2. I will surprise you, tick your fingers and pray for good luck.
In ancient times, turning stone into gold, now the house is full of scratching and luck is at your fingertips.
4. One vote, one world, one legend.
5. It was fun to buy it and open it, and it is fun now.
6. If you have a dream, scrape it off and take it home happily.
7. Playing mahjong and gambling will disturb the society, so it is economical to buy some lottery tickets.
8. Opportunity is sometimes like winning the lottery. People who don't buy lottery tickets will never win.
9. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
10, it's easy to scratch, you can change music when you open it, haha.
1 1, a person has accidental luck and inevitable luck; I won a million dollars in the lottery with two dollars, which was accidental luck;
12. Why didn't the person who can calculate the winning number of the lottery win the prize?
13, I have a chance to become a millionaire, but you have no chance, because I bought a lottery ticket!
14, the way to double the odds of winning the lottery! Just buy two lottery tickets.
15, dreaming of winning the lottery, waking up empty and happy.
16, knowledge may not change fate, but lottery tickets can!
17, pocket 2 yuan, heart 500w.
18, fortunately, there were 200 in the 5 yuan lottery, but unfortunately, there were 5 pieces in the 200 lottery!
19. What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and finding a wife? One is if you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket. If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
20. I have abused the lottery for thousands of times. I feel like my first love for the lottery.
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