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Please recommend a master’s guide to pick up girls’ words and techniques.

Here are some tricks I have summarized for your reference.

Tricks to tease girls 1. Distort girls’ thoughts

For example:

The girl said: What are you doing?

You said: I just finished eating and am ready to watch a movie

How do you ask others to answer this question? Should they let you watch the movie or ignore you?

You should Say: I’m thinking of you, have you missed me (girls will be very happy)

Girls: No

Talk about flirting with girls 2. Give me a slap in the face. A sweet jujube

In fact, chatting is the same as writing a composition. First belittle her and then praise her. If she is unhappy, stop immediately!

For example:

Girl: Miss me when you are free

You: No

Girls will be a little unhappy. At this time, you should quickly say: I want to miss you every minute and every second

Girl: This movie is good, let’s watch it together next time

I’m chasing a girl There is always a need to confess during the process, but there are certain techniques for confessing. You don't have to directly tell the girl that you like her. This is very unsentimental and will not please the girl. In fact, I learned all this knowledge about love from a book called Love Manipulation, which teaches people to chase girls. I only studied it for about a week and successfully brought home three girls. This is all due to the changes in this book. It changed my entire love thinking. Some brothers who are still single suggest that you also read and study. There are e-books on the Internet about love manipulation techniques. At least it is easy to get out of singles.