I want humorous jokes.

Candidate: I didn't graduate from primary school.

Examiner: Have you ever been in a fight?

Candidate: This is the usual practice.

Examiner: Do you have a criminal record?

Candidate: Just came out.

Examiner: What about physical fitness?

Candidate: Not bad. You can kick over the peddler's tricycle with one foot.

Examiner: Dare to take other people's things?

Examinee: This is my strong point, just like taking my own things.

Examiner: Does the old man dare to fight?

Candidate: Cai Xiao, my father crippled me.

Examiner: You passed the exam. What our urban management needs is talents like you!

Examiner: One more question. What if something happens?

Candidate: Just say it's a temporary worker.

Examiner: Work tonight.

North Korea: Big Brother, I'm going to do a nuclear test.

China: OK, when?

Super: 10.

English: 10? 10 What? 10 day or 10 hour?

North Korea: 9, 8, 7, 6. . .

China: Your uncle.

Dear Wukong:

I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.

We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved.

It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I said 8 yuan is enough, 12 yuan can't be eaten.

I sent you a coat, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket for fear of being overweight.

Chang 'e was born, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt.

Finally, I told you that I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was sealed.

Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, don't forget to tell the children something long, long ago:

It was blue then,

The water is also green,

Crops grow in the ground,

Pork is safe to eat,

Mice are still afraid of cats,

The court is reasonable,

Marriage is falling in love,

Barbers only cut their hair,

Medicine can cure diseases,

Doctors save lives,

You don't have to sleep with the director to make a movie.

Wear clothes when taking pictures.

You must pay back the money you owe,

The father of the child knows very well,

You can't sell dog meat without hanging the sheep's head.

You can't marry MM,

You have to pay for things,